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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Alas poor Herbert Moon and Wheelchair Guy (and to a lesser extent Charlie Chaplin catching an STD from him), mother nature reminds us all the limits of our humanity, and so few have the talents to toil with it.


Well, as exciting as it was to see my two contestants make it this far, ending on an arena event was the right call. Didn't want to risk a wet fart of an ending.


So, what happens now? Break+ new season?

Gridlocked posted:

I want a rematch. OPs hand got cheated

I'm partially curious to see what happens if the volcano is dormant, but I'm afraid it'll end on somebody falling into a pit (and exploding, killing all the spikes)

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Oct 31, 2017

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I want a rematch. OPs hand got cheated

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm jaded here. Came down to the last few and a volcano ruined it all.

Rematch or new game. We need to see who fights down to the last non-ash-filled breath.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I did not even conceive of this chain of events.
Did Kojima manage to stealthily sneak his own plot into the writing of the game?

Pennywise the Frown posted:

We need to see who fights down to the last non-ash-filled breath.
Do we need to resubmit Ashy Slashy? (evil dead tv)

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Do we need to resubmit Ashy Slashy? (evil dead tv)

I was literally coming by the thread to see if Ashy-Slashy ever made the cut!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
new games start thurs, go ahead and submit 2 contestants each.

please use proper image links that end in jpg or whatever (no forum attachments) and try and pick somewhat square-ish images

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i nominate

Nanomachines



and


Polkaroo


The Walrus fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 1, 2017

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I nominate Cyborg Taylor Swift



And the entirety of TISM United

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I nominate noted peace activist, father of Esperanto and an aspect of God to the Oomoto religion:

Dr. L. L. Zamenhof.

And of course a man of this magnitude could only be paired with:

Herbie the love bug.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
My first nomination: Shitloads of Centipedes


My second nomination: Captain Morgan

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Square up your images, punters. The ringmaster requests it.

The next duo, two old school Nazi killers:



Rick Blaine





Louis Renault

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
the posted images have all been fine for dimensions. I think the squished faces add to the charm. its just really heavily rectangular stuff that I need to change - like last time someone submitted a 3 panel comic

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

General McArthur



Kanye Aznable

DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 31, 2017

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I nominate

Judo Hobo


and


The Girl from Jurassic Park

EDITED FOR SQUARENESS

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Oct 31, 2017

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I nominate the following:

A Whitetail Deer



LORE: This half-sentient specimen of the local fauna has been upset by the countless deaths of combatants, and the destruction of its favorite wooded spot from the volcano! Curious, this deer is willing to represent the wildlife of the battlegrounds in this bloody battle royal, and perhaps find out why there have been so many loud and disruptive deaths in its home.

---

I also nominate

Shemp:



LORE: Shemp was worried about the whereabouts of the Three Stooges since they took up the deal from the lawyer I. Fleecem. He has not heard from them since then and has decided he must find out what happened to them, himself. As Shemp braces himself to enter the Hunger Games, the old saying rings true in his head: "If you want a job done right, do it yourself."

Unless, of course, you're a stooge!

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society
I nominate



Mr. Clean




A single Halo Grunt

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I nominate...

Tim


and

This perfectly normal house

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Faithhealer Benny Hinn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI


Televangelist Fear-monger Ex-con Survivalist JIM BAKKER



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZVWuMEbFI

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

I nominate Kratos



(I can't be arsed to find the pic without the eye patch) and DRIVE ME CLOSER

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



Let's bring in boy reporter Tintin:




And his trusty dog sidekick Snowy Rin Tin Tin:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
plz no rin tin tin he is a good dogge and good dogges have no place in this badd game

Banana Canada
Sep 2, 2003
I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.



If he could survive WWI, then he can survive this. :colbert:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Banana Canada posted:

Let's bring in boy reporter Tintin:


Tintin would never use such a crude and barbaric weapon as a desert eagle. He'd use only the finest period-correct Belgian gunsmithing, probably an FN 1910 or Browning Hi-Power.

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Oct 31, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Which Belgian gun killed the most Congolese?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I submit spongebob

and bubsy

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
I submit:

A Very Fat Cat
, who is hungry for victory


and

An Accountant, who looks to count up some kills in the Games

END CHEMTRAILS NOW
Apr 16, 2005

Pillbug
God did pretty well in the games a little while ago, so I think it's time for the counterpoint. This round I'm nominating the Devil, and by Devil I mean


The Robot Devil

I'll also nominate a competitor near and dear to many of us:


Whiskey

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
How about :

Officer Crabtree


and
Mrs. Slocombe


as tribute?

Snugglecakes
Dec 29, 2008

:h: :glomp: :h:

Data


and

Lore

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Edit: Whoops, forgot someone was in the last game!

I nominate:

Ted "Theodore" Logan



and

Larry David

Codependent Poster fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Oct 31, 2017

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
frank was just in the last games

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
if you can give me a picture of some kind of zombie, robot, AI construct, or otherwise reanimated Frank it's fine

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Harlowe Thrombey



We're solving this once and for all!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
im also nominating


Frank Hardy



and

Joe Hardy





The Walrus fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Nov 1, 2017

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Can I also suggest OPs Foot. To kick rear end in revenge of OPs hand.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
The winner of the previous game (Kojima) goes to the next right?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

RatHat posted:

The winner of the previous game (Kojima) goes to the next right?

usually they are a commentator instead

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Coolguye posted:

usually they are a commentator instead

Or every 4 champions gets dumped back into the games

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

These things have a tendency to end anti-climactically, but amusingly so. Thanks for keeping the games alive, OP!

My nominations:

Dalton from Road House



Lincoln Hawk

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I NOMINATE

Mike Patton


AND

Mr. Bones

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