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A Spider Covets posted:This one is my fav because it is exactly like some of the headlines I get out of Florida at work. How do you determine an alligator is drunk?
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chitoryu12 posted:How do you determine an alligator is drunk? Well, he was feeding it beer, for starters. The mental image of a breathalyzer being given to a gator is perfect, though, so that's now my guess as to what happened after Florida Man was arrested.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:14
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chitoryu12 posted:How do you determine an alligator is drunk? Wait you dont get alligators drunk in your part of florida? dafuq
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chitoryu12 posted:How do you determine an alligator is drunk? Show it pictures of ugly alligators and ask if they'd sleep with it.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:54
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How do you determine an alligator is ugly?
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Oct 31, 2017 16:02
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Ha, Jastiger just got perma'd. That's been a long time coming and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving creepy weirdo.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:02
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ha, Jastiger just got perma'd. That's been a long time coming and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving creepy weirdo. what for? creepy poo poo?
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Oct 31, 2017 16:03
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sneakyfrog posted:what for? creepy poo poo? I'm surprised it wasn't after the first creepy PM he sent to a goon.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:04
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sneakyfrog posted:what for? creepy poo poo? For defending the right to videotape underaged girls because 'if they don't know about it, no harm no foul' and also that its thought crime to arrest someone for being a pedophile who video tapes middle school girls changing.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:06
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm surprised it wasn't after the first creepy PM he sent to a goon. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=141947 creeper gonna creep
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Oct 31, 2017 16:06
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I've learned that being able to search the forums is a curse that I paid good money for.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:13
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Moist von Lipwig posted:The act of injecting carries a strong dopamine rush in itself so you'll sometimes see recovered heroin addicts who still shoot up with saline or whatever for the rush. Needles just give me panic attacks personally
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Oct 31, 2017 16:16
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sneakyfrog posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=141947 
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Oct 31, 2017 16:20
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Zore posted:For defending the right to videotape underaged girls because 'if they don't know about it, no harm no foul' and also that its thought crime to arrest someone for being a pedophile who video tapes middle school girls changing. That's....concerning. I remember in the Post Your Pictures thread how he got called out by a poster for sending them creepy PMs, and a lot of people mentioned that he's got a wife and kid(s) so that makes it extra weird. Now I'm starting to have legitimate concern for his family.
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Zore posted:For defending the right to videotape underaged girls because 'if they don't know about it, no harm no foul' and also that its thought crime to arrest someone for being a pedophile who video tapes middle school girls changing.  What is with people thinking it's a good idea to post poo poo like this? Whether they actually think it(eww) or are just trying to be ultra edgy, you'd think people would realize that messing with kids is a surefire way to become universally hated.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:23
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bloom posted:
Jastiger's always been a government watchlist-level weirdo but IIRC this is the first time he really went full-on sexual predator
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Oct 31, 2017 16:24
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For the record, this is the post that started it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792439&pagenumber=310&perpage=40#post477311617
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Oct 31, 2017 16:26
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i dunno friends, all i remember from that poster is a weird rear end selfie. and a few creepo statements in tha anon confessions thread
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Oct 31, 2017 16:32
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sneakyfrog posted:i dunno friends, all i remember from that poster is a weird rear end selfie. and a few creepo statements in tha anon confessions thread I dunno, the fact of the matter is he doesn't only defend someone who takes video of women changing without their consent, but also did it to a middle schooler, as well as giving a very  description of said middle schooler. If that's not creepy I don't know what is.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:39
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oh no thats definitely top tier i aint letting you around my friends and family creepy, i just figure it wouldnt match the selfie quite so well.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:43
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I always thought his schtick was taking an obviously wrong idea and defending it to the death. Like his view of Lena Durham. Oh wait.... She was a kiddy diddler too... Uh oh
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Oct 31, 2017 16:50
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It's no great loss to the forums in general. I'm sure someone will come along to poo poo post about Iowa and the south.
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Oct 31, 2017 17:06
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LingcodKilla posted:I always thought his schtick was taking an obviously wrong idea and defending it to the death. It pretty much was. I thought he could be entertaining but I guess he took it a bit far and without any humor this time. The main issue with him is he just never stopped once he got going on something stupid
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Wow I posted some dumb poo poo a few pages ago... and today I noticed I'm suspiciously low on peanut butter and mayo... the rumor is true Speaking of mayonnaise, glad Jastiger got the boot. His gimmick had grown either stale or sad, depending upon how real it was. Once a poster gets to the point where every thread they make is people lining up to dunk on them, they should ease up. Speaking of which, 3olives backed off his schtick a bit and now his posts aren't always followed by a bunch of fat gay keurig jokes. It's refreshing
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Oct 31, 2017 17:21
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Yeah I know 3 olives is insufferable for many reasons but I never knew he was fat or anything about a keurig
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's no great loss to the forums in general. I'm sure someone will come along to poo poo post about Iowa and the south. Guess he's also crazy about other things as well.
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Oct 31, 2017 17:29
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Phyzzle posted:We can talk about steroids guy taking steroids, as a thing that happened. But we can't helldump Gitmo moneyson's posting career, since that's just a bunch of posts, instead of a thing that happened. That appears to be how it works. Your post was about well-documented creeper Elsa, not Gitmo. I'm glad Jastiger is gone. Thread about maggot-covered baby left to die in its own feces? Better make this all about me and my love of some lovely flyover state!
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Oct 31, 2017 17:34
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Iron Crowned posted:For the record, this is the post that started it: HAHA that didn't seem like much at first and then he came back and kept digging. I remember disliking him from years ago for some weird poo poo
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Oct 31, 2017 17:53
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Sometimes you dig too deep and suddenly you're faced with a Balrog
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yeah I know 3 olives is insufferable for many reasons but I never knew he was fat or anything about a keurig i think the fat jokes came from the fact that he has visibly put on a few pounds in the years he has been posting here, and is super vain. Solice Kirsk posted:It's no great loss to the forums in general. I'm sure someone will come along to poo poo post about Iowa and the south. commie Ned Flanders is well on his way to obnoxiously preaching about how great the Midwest and being Christian are, tho i doubt he is going to go pedo
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A Spider Covets posted:Well, he was feeding it beer, for starters. sneakyfrog posted:i dunno friends, all i remember from that poster is a weird rear end selfie. and a few creepo statements in tha anon confessions thread Drunk Nerds posted:Speaking of which, 3olives backed off his schtick a bit and now his posts aren't always followed by a bunch of fat gay keurig jokes. It's refreshing
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Goons never fail to surprise me. Jastiger has posted photos of himself and his family, which exponentially increases the chances another goon will recognize him and tell his wife about the pedo Hill he chose to die on.
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GWBBQ posted:The PYF selfies thread is full of women mentioning they got PMs from him as soon as he found out they were women, and he bragged about creeping on women via PM in the same thread. I'm not sure why he wasn't at least banned for that one. For a second there I thought you were talking about LooseChanj.
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Instant Sunrise posted:For a second there I thought you were talking about LooseChanj. thought that was the SA yearbook thing
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Oct 31, 2017 18:17
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Instant Sunrise posted:For a second there I thought you were talking about LooseChanj. Which one of them was creeping on goonettes as far back as Awful Yearbook? e: sneakyfrog you sneaky bastard
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Panfilo posted:Goons never fail to surprise me. Jastiger has posted photos of himself and his family, which exponentially increases the chances another goon will recognize him and tell his wife about the pedo Hill he chose to die on. that would require another goon to be in iowa. I'm sure the odds of that are low
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Oct 31, 2017 18:18
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Kelp Me! posted:Which one of them was creeping on goonettes as far back as Awful Yearbook? 
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Iron Crowned posted:It seems like a lot of goons die on the pedo hill You got real close to that, and as far as I know, the reason you got a ban instead of a permaban, is because it is impossible to pinpoint any single posts of yours in the mess that was a +7.000 page long chatthread. You sure did get a ban for being a - and I'm quiting the probation reason here; "30 something year old man who once bragged about waiting for a girl to become 18 so he could gently caress her."
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