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Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
I just want to say I extremely appreciated this.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

HappyKitty posted:

Not Australian, but I assume it represents chickens coming home to roost?

Yeah I didn't know it was Australian and figured chickens coming home to roost was the Republicans eventual comeuppance when their party does horribly in the 2018 mid-terms after all the nonsense they've pulled. I hope.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

davebo posted:

Yeah I didn't know it was Australian and figured chickens coming home to roost was the Republicans eventual comeuppance when their party does horribly in the 2018 mid-terms after all the nonsense they've pulled. I hope.
I thought they were dead birds from the windmill. I am thoroughly attuned to American dogwhistles.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Political Cartoons 2017: Apologies to Linus ans Peanuts.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
From the last two "witch hunt" comics I think we can conclude that Branco actually believes the expression means witches hunting someone.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type


Edit: was posted

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Oct 31, 2017

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Crabtree posted:

You know what always strikes me as odd in the icons of democrats are evil day dreams? Bill Clinton is always just having sex in these fantasies. He isn't like destroying freedom, or selling babies to Muslims or anything that you'd get from Hillary or Bernie or Obama. No, Bill somehow is still able to charm women into sleeping with him and that's just all he does. Like, if you actually wanted to attack him, you'd have him complaining about not ever being able to get it up ever, but no, Bill to the right wing is this virulent 71 year old still sexing it up. 24/7 Love Machine.

There lived a certain man in D.C. long ago
He was fat and soft, in his eyes a flaming glow
Right-wingers looked at him with terror and with fear
But to the interns he was such a lovely dear
He could play the blues on a sax
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also gave the kind of sex
Women would desire

Bill Bill Bill Clinton
America's mightiest peen
There was a cat that really was gone
Bill Bill Bill Clinton
D.C.'s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled America and never mind Ken Starr
The Macarena he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For Hilldog he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a popular leader
Who would give her the throne

Bill Bill Bill Clinton
America's mightiest peen
There was a cat that really was gone
Bill Bill Bill Clinton
D.C.'s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder

This man's just got to go, declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please
No doubt this Bill Clinton had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came

Bill Bill Bill Clinton
America's mightiest peen
Impeachment was attempted
Bill Bill Bill Clinton
D.C.'s greatest love machine
In the end he was acquitted

Bill Bill Bill Clinton
America's mightiest peen
Republicans were throwing a fit
Bill Bill Bill Clinton
D.C.'s greatest love machine
But they had to wait for the terms limit

Oh, those Republicans




Oons.com -- your source for political carts

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Stefu posted:

A politics-themes cartoon from the creator of the popular Finnish comic Fingerpori. Eduskunta is the name of the Finnish parliament.



First Dog on the Finn

Finn Dog on the Moon?

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Avirosb posted:

Trump the Whale is very happy he's not a fish.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e22e5456b835

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

"Fish" used to simply mean "water-dwelling animal". But then scientists had to go all nerd and say "actually, a whale is a mammal", "actually a tomato is a fruit", "actually a strawberry isn't a berry" and so on. They even said "actually, the barnacle goose isn't a fruit, what the hell is wrong with you", can you believe the nerve? Nerds ruin everything.

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Cat Mattress posted:

"Fish" used to simply mean "water-dwelling animal". But then scientists had to go all nerd and say "actually, a whale is a mammal", "actually a tomato is a fruit", "actually a strawberry isn't a berry" and so on. They even said "actually, the barnacle goose isn't a fruit, what the hell is wrong with you", can you believe the nerve? Nerds ruin everything.

Don't get me started on Pluto.

:yooge: PLANET! :yooge:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




You absolutely DO owe Schulz an apology, you worthless hack

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
As a gulf coaster, Manafort as cut bait fills me with happiness. The big catch is coming.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
"linus ans peanuts"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Like the Great Pumpkin, a Hillary Clinton indictment will never appear no matter how devotedly its acolytes await. AGC.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
Who's ready for some last-minute Halloween hot takes?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/31/us/new-york-shots-fired/index.html

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

A couple of Popes:


The rejection of the Uluru statement, the dual citizenship issues and the constitution. Also The Block is a renovation TV show which just ended a season.


The centennial anniversary of the charge of the Light Horse at Beersheba.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Kinda half-assed this year, but I've exhausted what few songs are left.



Don't you disrespect me, label man
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I got friends on the leftist side
(He's got friends on the leftist side)

That's an echo, gentlemen
Just a little something we have here in Chicago
A little parlor trick, don't worry
Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease
If you relax it will enable me to tax anything I please
I can see your country, I can change it 'round some too
I look deep into your heart and soul
(You do have have a soul, don't you, Benny?)
Make my wildest schemes come true
I got men in, I got Lenin
I got things I haven't even tried
And I got friends on the leftist side
(He's got friends on the leftist side)

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your country with me
Now you, Gorrell are Right as one can be
You come from one old line of mimicry
Your bullshit's high but your drive is low
You need to work for a little paper whose daddy got dough
Now you better get hired but working ties you down
You just want to be free, paste from place to place
But freedom takes greed
It's the greed, it's the greed, it's the greed you need
And when I look into your country it's the greed that I see

On you little Ben, I don't want wanna waste much time
You've been trolled 'round all you can
You've been trolled 'round by a black man
And the marxists and the 4chan
And now you're so harried you draw toons praised by the Klan
But in your country the you I see
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be

Shake my hand, come on boys
Won't you shake a poor commie's hand?
Yes, are you ready?
(Are you ready?)
Are you ready?
Transformation central
Transformation central
Transformation central
Transformation central
Obamafication central, can you feel it?
You're raging, you're raging, you're raging alright
I hope it's ratified
but if it ain't; don't blame me
You can blame my friends on the leeeeeeeeeeeftiiiiiiiissssssst siiiiiiiiiiiiide

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Pants Donkey posted:

Kinda half-assed this year, but I've exhausted what few songs are left.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Pants Donkey posted:

On you little Ben, I don't want wanna waste much time
You've been trolled 'round all you can
You've been trolled 'round by a black man
And the marxists and the 4chan
And now you're so harried you draw toons praised by the Klan

:golfclap:

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I could actually hear that in Keith David's voice.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Feb 15, 2016

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Because when I think of people who faced zero negative consequences for a sex scandal, I think of the guy who was literally impeached over a consensual blowjob.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



This talking point is one of the stupidest yet. The reader would have to have literally never seen any kind of legal drama in their life to buy into the idea that Mueller getting guys at the edge of the Trump circle is somehow a disappointment for him.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Pants Donkey posted:

Obamafication central

mods, please

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

I'll go ahead and be the loser need the joke explained to me - what song is that in reference too? I'm bad at determining meter from lyrics.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's the villain's song from The Princess and the Frog and it's fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

The top-hatted dancing Obama looks kind of like Dr. Facilier, the character who sings that song

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Edit: misread.

Speaking of: c'mon Garrison, you loving hack. Show us your desperate 'no u' response to the indictments.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Nov 1, 2017

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/925495970032443392

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
All of these "HAH! The FBI is closing in fast on Crooked Hillary! Yep, any day now! :smug:" toons were cute once, but they're just pathetic now.

I would have thought Monday's indictments would have blown away any notion that Hillary is the one with something to fear here, but I guess not? :cripes:




Also Don Jr. is as much a jerk as he is dumb.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


When they finally drag the whole Trump clan to jail they should get to keep their phones and twitter handles. :allears:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

the_steve posted:

Because when I think of people who faced zero negative consequences for a sex scandal, I think of the guy who was literally impeached over a consensual blowjob.
Well, he wasn't removed from office and he still has what seems like an ok position inside his party.

Also he was accused of rape and stuff too.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Growing up, one of my friends had a condition that left him unable to trick or treat. My other friends and I would always visit him on Halloween night to check up on him, make sure he wasn't feeling too bad, and give him some of our candy each. None of us was angry or upset about this deal.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012



I'm pretty sure Telnaes did something similar earlier this year.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

So, the USA have been conquered by the Netherlands, and the Russian bear is going to excise the uranium cancer that stretches from Montana to Nebraska and Minnesota.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Selachian posted:



I'm pretty sure Telnaes did something similar earlier this year.
It’s always appropriate since there’s ample evidence that Trump didn’t think the president had to do any work himself.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Samurai Sanders posted:

It’s always appropriate since there’s ample evidence that Trump didn’t think the president had to do any work himself.

"I thought the healthcare bill would be on my desk for me to sign on day one."

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zivilyn Bane posted:

All of these "HAH! The FBI is closing in fast on Crooked Hillary! Yep, any day now! :smug:" toons were cute once, but they're just pathetic now.

I would have thought Monday's indictments would have blown away any notion that Hillary is the one with something to fear here, but I guess not? :cripes:

You're going to see cartoons about Crooked Hillary's Skeleton.

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