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got any sevens posted:*black and white screen of nuclear family looking bored* A classic informercial fails video is funnier than any joke I can come up with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaQLnR7B10
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Twenty Four posted:This happened with two of my friends twice last week. As in, I asked them if they wanted another beer, they both said yes, opened said beers, and only drank half of them. Straight up alcohol abuse.
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got any sevens posted:*black and white screen of nuclear family looking bored* as much as I love jokes I can't help thinking of pao-mo soup, a dish from the xi'an region of china (where the terracotta warriors are) it features broken up bits of bread in soup. the bread somehow becomes like dumplings or pasta. it's freakin' amazing. I had it in china and loved it, and wasn't sure when I'd be able to have it again . . . I feel incredibly lucky that xi'an famous foods has become such an unexpected success in nyc
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Oct 25, 2017 05:27
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We call it "juice," but let's be real: It's apple blood. |
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Oct 25, 2017 18:25
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Oct 25, 2017 18:27
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AverySpecialfriend posted:beer? you know that's like, yeast doodoo, right? And dont even get me started on that filth you fuel your car with. ---------------- |
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Oct 25, 2017 22:04
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concept--talking about processed food like it's found that way in nature *cracking open some pretzels and snarfing the peanut butter nuggets* I can't trust myself with ushelled pb, it's just too good...gotta work for it. *examining a tamale* Proof of God right here--you can tell it was intelligently designed. It fits perfectly in a human hand. Marvelous. |
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Oct 26, 2017 03:55
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tamales fit even better...... in the human belly
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Oct 26, 2017 03:57
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City of Glompton posted:concept--talking about processed food like it's found that way in nature My dad once told me about a similar idea he had for a fake documentary about sugar cubes growing in pods like peas. I like it! |
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Oct 26, 2017 03:57
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sebmojo posted:boobs, but tactical |
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Oct 26, 2017 20:45
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AverySpecialfriend posted:tamales fit even better...... in the human belly If I didn't like Shiny Bird Teeth so much, I'd change my name to Tamale Hog |
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Oct 26, 2017 20:48
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The latest hero from Marvel's new world event, Marvel Legacy: Daniel Hell Daniel Hell grew up... in Hell. His mother was Martha Ryder née Hell - that's right, Ghost Rider is his half brother. Daniel Hell doesn't cruise the streets looking for wrongdoers and subjecting them to brutal justice. Daniel Hell is a pacifist and doesn't approve of vigilantism, and believes positive social change can do far more than subjecting criminals to Judgement Stares. Daniel Hell is a middle school history teacher (and volleyball coach). Daniel Hell really does not enjoy Thanksgiving. Daniel Hell really hates having political conversations with his step-dad (Satan). Daniel Hell drives a 1994 Volvo 940 station wagon. Daniel Hell's volvo does shoot fire from the exhaust and the hood at times just like his brother. Unlike his brother's vehicle, Daniel's car is NOT self healing - It takes ages to get to school just dealing with the overheating. Daniel Hell's car is in the shop a lot. Yes, Daniel Hell's head does occasionally do that thing where it turns into skull in a pillar of flame. You know what it is? It's a great way to set off fire alarms and get soot everywhere, and no, he's not going to do it for the class. Open your books to Pg 131. Time to learn about the Battle of Hastings... this summer, volume 1, 12 issues. |
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Oct 26, 2017 21:31
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a thread where I introduce the concept of double-irony in which you say that good things are good or that bad things are bad
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Oct 27, 2017 04:23
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little munchkin posted:a thread where I "introduce" the concept of "double"-irony in which you say that "good" things are "good" or that "bad" things are "bad" ftfy |
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Oct 27, 2017 04:27
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little munchkin posted:a "thread" where "I" introduce the concept of "double-"irony"" in which "you" say that good things "are" good or that bad "things" are ""bad"" no wait |
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Oct 27, 2017 04:28
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little munchkin posted:"a thread where I introduce the concept of double-irony in which you say that good things are good or that bad things are bad" now we're getting somewhere |
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i don't think you get what double-irony is about dude
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Oct 27, 2017 04:32
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little munchkin posted:i don't think you get what double-irony is about dude you probably can't even tell if that post was being double-ironic or not ---------------- |
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Manifisto posted:i don't think you get what double-irony is about dude |
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Oct 27, 2017 04:34
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it's "opposite" "day"
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Oct 27, 2017 04:36
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Oct 27, 2017 04:46
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a fantasy sports league for a kids soccer team where you score points based on how much fun the player had and good sportsmanship displayed in that week's game the obsessive parents are screaming at the coaches and refs to give their kid more opportunities to display good sportsmanship |
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Oct 27, 2017 07:17
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little munchkin posted:i think it would be funny to have a thread where everyone complains about how opposite day has gotten too commercialized opposite day hasn't been commercialized nearly enough |
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canyoneer posted:a fantasy sports league for a kids soccer team where you score points based on how much fun the player had and good sportsmanship displayed in that week's game *coach* "Sit down Susan. No, you did not have enough fun. Stay on the bench!"
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Twenty Four posted:*coach* "Sit down Susan. No, you did not have enough fun. Stay on the bench!" coach: jared, what is wrong with you? you are yelling insults at the other team, you're shoving and elbowing them when nobody's looking, I've even seen you cheat on a couple of occasions. jared: I want the other team to get all the sportsmanship points, so they can win. referee: that's a thousand points to jared. congratulations, son.
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Manifisto posted:coach: jared, what is wrong with you? you are yelling insults at the other team, you're shoving and elbowing them when nobody's looking, I've even seen you cheat on a couple of occasions. oof, week 4 we're playing the Dragons. that's amy and jim kowalski's kid's team, it's going to be a tough matchup. we played coach amy's team last year, and they're amazing. she's a pediatric nurse, is on the organizing committee for the special olympics every year, and jim brings a snow cone machine to every game and spends the whole hour making snow cones for both teams. |
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Oct 27, 2017 19:33
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misunderstanding the TrueSpirit of holidays with your favorites: the pumpkin of forgiveness the bunny that shits chocolate and Santa, the clown that steals firewood |
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Oct 28, 2017 01:38
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The toothferry - the boat that knocks your teeth out |
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fyi the origins of santa are awesome. they were druids that drank psychedelic reindeer piss so they thought they were flying
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DavidAlltheTime posted:The toothferry - the boat that knocks your teeth out lol |
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things your dog would say to you that they think are flattering but only reference positive traits they see in other dogs: "Dude, you can really catch those balls with your mouth"
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Oct 31, 2017 04:12
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You know something? You have just the most fantastic crotch! e: 10/10 would sniff again Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Oct 31, 2017
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Oct 31, 2017 04:38
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Mm, did you poop recently? You smelling fine! |
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Oct 31, 2017 04:40
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girl I hate to see you leave but I love to smell your butt |
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Oct 31, 2017 04:51
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when i'm with you, it feels just like i'm tugging you forcefully on an endless walk you're like crunchy ice cubes stolen from a used glass you smell like trash
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vanisher posted:things your dog would say to you that they think are flattering but only reference positive traits they see in other dogs: Somewhat related: maybe dog puke is delicious but no human has ever tried it? I mean, they always eat it as fast as they can?
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My dude, you are looking glossy as heck today. I know what will perk your tail up, try some of this rotten bird carcass. |
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