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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



duTrieux. posted:

aw yeah

i need to get some implants at some point and i'm thinking of getting a silver tooth. my motivation for one is probably, idk, 60% ironic? maybe 55%. i haven't yet run the numbers.

my main reasoning for opting for a metal over porcelain is that I’d never have to worry about chipping it

porcelain is fragile as gently caress

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
That article entirely misses the main reason for SA's (and Metafilter's) moderation success, which is that there's a :10bux: financial incentive to keeping your right to post-post-post. That's gonna filter out a lot of poo poo right there.

They only briefly touch on this by saying that permabanned people can often be identified by credit card info.

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
twitter certainly wouldn't have grown as much and be as valuable to its investors if it had moderation though
it makes sense (from a shareholder perspective) to not moderate until lack of moderation starts losing more users than are signing up, right?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

meatpotato posted:

twitter certainly wouldn't have grown as much and be as valuable to its investors if it had moderation though
it makes sense (from a shareholder perspective) to not moderate until lack of moderation starts losing more users than are signing up, right?

twitter, like all good 21st century companies, have found a way of nationalising their externalities, as governments now wield the banhammer for them. this is definitely not something that is going to seriously gently caress a lot of things up in the mid-long term.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Twitter does have moderation. Just like here, you can report posts, and maybe there'll be some response. But twitter's a festering shithole because there's no financial barrier (and barely any technical ones) to re-entry. It doesn't disincentivize bad behavior if you can just walk right back in when the bouncer throws you out.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

minato posted:

Twitter does have moderation. Just like here, you can report posts, and maybe there'll be some response. But twitter's a festering shithole because there's no financial barrier (and barely any technical ones) to re-entry. It doesn't disincentivize bad behavior if you can just walk right back in when the bouncer throws you out.

the 10 dollar thing was seriously the best idea SA had and it would probably work for twitter

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ADINSX posted:

the 10 dollar thing was seriously the best idea SA had and it would probably work for twitter

it's like everyone forgot about app.net

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ADINSX posted:

the 10 dollar thing was seriously the best idea SA had and it would probably work for twitter

twitter, but with bitcoin

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
a system where you can build a list of people to keep out of your website? a so-called "block chain".

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Vintersorg posted:

seems like yosmas is dead

no, it;s alive just it has a super cryptically named thread this year: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3838413

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbI_B2sPA0

The one at 1min is good/bad.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



merry spooky christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAbDvqPFXvQ

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it's so dry here I got a nosebleed, and the static charge is retarded. it's gonna be a bad winter

humidifier, yo

if you're going outside (lol) smear some vaseline up yer nose

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

John Big Booty posted:

Especially from people dumb enough to subject themselves to a career in computer-touching. Therapy, like a vasectomy, is unpleasant but worth it.

i, and most of the people i know who have tried it, find that therapy is quite pleasant once you get past the initial awkwardness. it's nice to chat with someone about your issues and know that they're (1) completely on your side and (2) disconnected from the whole situation.

i also think that married people should start couples therapy around the time they get married

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d1fIFZH8Nw

this is art

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


I agree in complete sincerity and honesty with your assessment of this video.

(This post has been edited in order to correct my grammar and spelling. This is an example of code-switching, a method by which one shifts between dialects — or linguistic styles — in order to impart additional meaning or emphasis to their words.)

duTrieux. fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Nov 1, 2017

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
ギャングスターコンピュータ神ワールドワイド秘密封じ込めポリシーは、ワールドワイドコンピュータによってのみ可能になりました。神フレンケンシュタインコントロール。特に生涯にわたる一定の閾値脳波ラジオ。静かで動かず、少し聞くことができます。繰り返しこれは私の人生を通りに救った。すべての生きている40億人の人口はコンピュータ神封じ込め政策脳銀行の脳を持っています。脳の銀行都市の真の脳は、私たちが決して見ることのできない月の遠い側です。主に、生涯にわたるフランケンシュタインラジオコントロール、特にあなたの視力テレビ、あなたの脳によって記録された視覚と声に基づいて、コンピュータ神のあなたの月の脳はあなたの恐怖とあなたを混乱させてもあなたのフランケンシュタインしきい値脳波を生涯にわたって活性化し、そして、通常は、「それを心配しないでください」。あなたの挫折のために、たとえあなたが致命的な傷害を受けたとしても、間違い。これは世界的なコンピュータ神秘保護政策です。世界中のフランケンシュタインの奴隷として、通常夜になると、近くの病院に行くか、または偽装された小型の病院用バントラックに運ばれます。裸のままストリップして手術台に置きます。静脈チューブを接続する。粘り強い悪質なユダヤ人の医師は、あなたの体系的な屠殺の進行状況を記録しているコンピュータの神の脳の脳に基づいて、開始ボタンを押すだけです。あなたの屠殺は、体系的に正確に続けられます。コンピュータ神の操作キャビネットには、多くのロボットアームがあり、フライアイTVカメラが搭載された電気・レーザービームナイフロボットアーム
あなたの全身をひっくり返す。フランケンシュタインのコントロールからでも、あなたのあらゆる部分が監視されます。合成血液、人工瞬間シーリングの肉と肌、さらには合成電気的な鼓動が生き続けるために信じられないほどのコンピューター神の即時成形手術の秘密があります。あなたは、宇宙の中で最高の、最もインテリジェントな電気機械です。漸進的な必然性。通常、数年後には、コンピュータの神が見ているように、紐状の細くなったり、奇妙に変形したり、不自由で醜いものになったり、1フィート短いものや1フィートのものが作られたりします。実質的にすべての重要な瞬間的な整形手術は、コンピュータ神の封印されたロボット操作キャビネット内で行われます。たとえ信じられないほど不可能な造形手術であっても、何十時間もの間、毎日24時間働く数々の悪質な正統な医者にとっても不可能です。コンピューター神の封印されたロボット操作キャビネットは、上記の不可能な整形手術のすべてを一晩中実行することができ、足を覆うことさえ妨げたり、高さを2フィート上げることさえできます。これは、コンピューター神のロボット操作キャビネットがあなたの身体にあなたの超小型電流知能システムを模倣するので可能です。それはあなたの壊れた骨を軟らかくする超小型電流を複製して修復し、その後骨を圧縮して骨を圧縮し、骨を長くするようにストレスをかけることさえできます。春、1984年、12月、生涯医師とプリンタとなる。世界的なコンピュータへの洞察神は病院の誕生によって完成した閉鎖社会を階層化し、生涯にわたるフランケンシュタインの統制を可能にし、人間の欠陥の封じ込め政策を生涯妨げている。病院誕生、生涯にわたる贈り物の例、変形、不自由、遅れ、痘瘡、蕁麻疹、疣贅、虫歯、失明、難聴、貧弱な幻覚などの徹底的な封じ込めポリシー作業良い医者秘密の健康の例白内障、リウマチ、弱い心、麻痺、麻痺、記憶喪失、震え、痛風、糖尿病、多くの病気。身体と脳、特に顔の世界的な信じられない瞬間的な造形手術の虐殺は、世界的に信じられないほど致命的なギャングスター・コーシャー・ボッシャー悪質な医療職業。ホルモンとレーザービーム手術を拭いて、醜い深いしわ、傷跡、老化斑点、関節炎、そばかす、傷、斑点、赤、茶色、黒または病気の白い顔や体を引き起こします。世界各国の暗色の暗色系の男性性器。全体的な計画からの脳波は劣った女性の脳が色付きで混血しています。灰色がかった体と毛むくじゃらの体でさえ、ひげをそそげた、ひげをつけた女性、さらにはがんの成長を引き起こす合成ホルモンを拭き取ることができます。膨満感、腫れ、変形、大きな漬け鼻、ブルドッグ、頬と鳴き声をぶら下げる。ティーンエイジの段階的な拭き取り、歯のぬめりと黒ずみ、中空の茶色の切り株を残すインスタント粉砕と酸から声帯が老化し、老化し、70歳まで世界中の人口が醜い醜いガーゴイルの酒場になります。変形し、不自由で、弱くて脳に損傷を与え、老人になった。漸進的根絶の必然性のために長引く。将来のための唯一の希望のために、あなたは私のために祈る言葉を知っていますか?フランシスえデッキ?
コンピュータ神神の後にすべての狂った亡命者の中で一生の間に徐々に脳の正面のコマンドローブのほとんどの外科手術キャビネット機械の除去、コーシャーコーシャー一ヶ月の保護観察期間中に無力で無駄なコンピュータ神フランケンシュタインイヤホンラジオを作り、人形を無駄な奴隷にして、アメリカのすべてのエルサレムで数え切れないほどの無力なホームレス棄権者を生み出しました。 ロバート・ロイ・レイガンからU.S.S.R.ゴルバチョフまで、この最上位の医療秘密、さらに悪いことに、致命的なギャング・ユダヤ病を知っているだけでなく、ハングマン・ロープの致命的なギャング・スターが、この種のコンピュータ神封じ込め政策の秘密を知っています。 ワールドワイドデッドギャング共産主義者コンピュータ神全体計画のための最終的な脳の輪郭形成、明るい肌の、絶望的で無力なユダヤ人の理想的な世界人口、未来の共産主義の黒い波。

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Ban this anime filth

SuddenExpire
Jun 29, 2005

expired...

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

twitter, but with bitcoin



Pro AV/Post combo

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

KoRMaK posted:

Ban this anime filth

i got to "computer gangster" and figured it out

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://sketchfab.com/models/dde29b721089406491859ec65db06471

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Yo dude. Omg, worth it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Finally, a killer app for vr

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBEcYRwgNg

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/suprisingnature/status/925318183086587904

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011





Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/925683022472589313

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/KeitaKuhn/status/925486218694946818


https ://twitter.com/ dipolecat/ status/925570630002425856

Shikantaza
Sep 10, 2016

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QEIDxFT.mp4

"He's just intimidated by the T-rex's (comparatively) huge hands."

The Queen's state visit looking successful

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
look at trump's weird little feet

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/925651598478626816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


he has esr feet

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

St Evan Echoes posted:

he has esr feet

and opinions

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
embedding a tweet fucks with the whitespace, changing the message completely

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Phone posted:

i got to "computer gangster" and figured it out

:hf:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/CatFace_Joe/status/925767982202130432

the arrangement confuses my brain, though :saddowns:

prefect fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Nov 1, 2017

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

FMguru posted:

trig i refuse to believe that you of all people are neglecting your bowels

idk man i've been mostly living on kebabs and booze since i moved to frankfurt, it's basically either nothing at all or a sonic boom

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/KeitaKuhn/status/925486218694946818


https ://twitter.com/ dipolecat/ status/925570630002425856

calamitas.jpg

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