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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Piss tape is real

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

Piss tape Israel

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

Pisseth tapeth art royal

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Honestly, who uses `fornicated' these days?

Wonder if the other parties have similar lists. Also odd that very few of the hard Brexit lot are on there, with the exception of BoJo and DFDM Liam Fox, whose, uh, activities were already well known.

Would put a few quid on the Lib Dems being the most perverted party. Or UKIP I guess.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


tarbrush posted:

Honestly, who uses `fornicated' these days?

Wonder if the other parties have similar lists. Also odd that very few of the hard Brexit lot are on there, with the exception of BoJo and DFDM Liam Fox, whose, uh, activities were already well known.

Would put a few quid on the Lib Dems being the most perverted party. Or UKIP I guess.

having fornicated only applied to the woman mp seems genuinely sexist tbh

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
The Jezebel Amber Rudd MP, Arch Tempress and Fornicator

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

tarbrush posted:

Honestly, who uses `fornicated' these days?

Wonder if the other parties have similar lists. Also odd that very few of the hard Brexit lot are on there, with the exception of BoJo and DFDM Liam Fox, whose, uh, activities were already well known.

Would put a few quid on the Lib Dems being the most perverted party. Or UKIP I guess.

Fornicated is a pretty funny way to say hosed

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
oh yeah like you gonna write "hosed" in microsoft excel at work

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

having fornicated only applied to the woman mp seems genuinely sexist tbh

well the male mp's probably 'raped'

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Baloogan posted:

oh yeah like you gonna write "hosed" in microsoft excel at work

lol if u don’t work at pornhub

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

having fornicated only applied to the woman mp seems genuinely sexist tbh

Yeah. Amusing that the Tories sex abuse tracker is itself abusive

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


Donalds Trump distant offspring



piss tape is REAL

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

having fornicated only applied to the woman mp seems genuinely sexist tbh

Not to mention Rudd sleeping with a fellow MP, presumably consensually, is quite a bit different to some guy touching women against their will.

On the other hand

Jose posted:

Piss tape is real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
kwasi kwarteng fucks

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Holy poo poo how did I miss that piss-tape is real!?!?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


UrbicaMortis posted:

Not to mention Rudd sleeping with a fellow MP, presumably consensually, is quite a bit different to some guy touching women against their will.

On the other hand

The weird part of that is that Rudd & Kwarteng have been in a relationship since 2010 and it's not exactly been a secret, neither were married at the time it started. A lot of it is stuff that could cause issues if it got out but then there's just stuff that's already public, like Disgraced Liar Liam Fox & his pal Adam Werrity. It's a weird list, ostensibly about things which could cause problems if they became public, but seems when they are public it's a bit of a past issue.

Who the gently caress knows how the Whips Offices work though? It's all very arcane and shrouded in secrecy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

tarbrush posted:

Holy poo poo how did I miss that piss-tape is real!?!?

You read bad

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Top City Homo posted:



Donalds Trump distant offspring



piss tape is REAL

lmao

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

forkboy84 posted:

The weird part of that is that Rudd & Kwarteng have been in a relationship since 2010 and it's not exactly been a secret, neither were married at the time it started. A lot of it is stuff that could cause issues if it got out but then there's just stuff that's already public, like Disgraced Liar Liam Fox & his pal Adam Werrity. It's a weird list, ostensibly about things which could cause problems if they became public, but seems when they are public it's a bit of a past issue.

Who the gently caress knows how the Whips Offices work though? It's all very arcane and shrouded in secrecy.

It's not a whip document, it's a whisper network thing for parliamentary researchers that the whips absolutely definitely have never seen no sir. Particularly as there are whips on there.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

THERE ARE MANY PISS TAPES

:pisstape:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

PISS

TAPE

IS

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

so did liam fox gently caress that guy or smthin

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)


It's amazing just how much capitalism is predicated on fraud, if only to avoid market panics.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's amazing just how much capitalism is predicated on fraud, if only to avoid market panics.

don’t worry once the uk brexits it will only trade with glorious communist china so that problem will fix itself for sure

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 24 days!)

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

don’t worry once the uk brexits it will only trade with glorious communist china so that problem will fix itself for sure

Good.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this is understandable, the assessments were given to them on fire for maximum accuracy and burned up before they could be read

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Looke posted:

so did liam fox gently caress that guy or smthin

almost certainly

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Looke posted:

so did liam fox gently caress that guy or smthin

is fox loving like a fox hunt or what

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Liam fox loving the guy is the only way his inclusion on the list makes sense cause evryone already knows about their awkward sleepover stuff.

Also it makes it funny that he's in love with and banging his Bessie but both of them are living a lie because they're tories so he has to be like "nah he always sleeps with me cause we're really really really good friends"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


For Yanks who don't know, Liam fox was our defence minister and it turned out he'd made his best pal, some random guy, his unofficial deputy and taken him everywhere, given him access to classified meetings and Intel and had sleepovers with him all the time.

It's one of the lighter, funnier Tory scandals where no children are raped by an MP then dismembered by the police.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

nopantsjack posted:

For Yanks who don't know, Liam fox was our defence minister and it turned out he'd made his best pal, some random guy, his unofficial deputy and taken him everywhere, given him access to classified meetings and Intel and had sleepovers with him all the time.

It's one of the lighter, funnier Tory scandals where no children are raped by an MP then dismembered by the police.

But, y'know, state defence secrets given away to someone with no clearance on the basis of their skill at bumming.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a scandal you can enjoy before the watershed

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

tarbrush posted:

But, y'know, state defence secrets given away to someone with no clearance on the basis of their skill at bumming.

Beats the standard criteria of "ability to spot an abandoned CD on a train"

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

nopantsjack posted:

For Yanks who don't know, Liam fox was our defence minister and it turned out he'd made his best pal, some random guy, his unofficial deputy and taken him everywhere, given him access to classified meetings and Intel and had sleepovers with him all the time.

We had a tea party congressman who behaved in a similar fashion (Aaron Schock, R-IL) who was just inseparable from his handsome personal photographer.

Schock resigned in his first term after it was revealed he'd blown tons of funds on remodeling his congressional offices to resemble Downton Abbey.

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