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peter gabriel posted:I couldn't give a poo poo if the planets are tiny, or if commandos turds are properly simulated, I just don't care - if it's fun it's fun. Just stop thinking, Chris. You are not a visionary, just a guy who saw Star Trek/Firefly/Blade Runner/Hello Kitty once.
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Dogeh posted:Just stop thinking, Chris. You are not a visionary, just a guy who saw Star Trek/Firefly/Blade Runner/Hello Kitty once. The thumb headed legend that reskinned Afterburner into a Star Wars with rip off with Wing Commando should just embrace that imo and maybe reskin Altered Beast into a Bladerunner platformer
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Wise fwom yo gwave and buy an Idris
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:19 |
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https://twitter.com/Macher_Gaming/status/925660136705806336 https://twitter.com/saoldian/status/925719279244333056
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There are people still out there expecting SQ42
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:24 |
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peter gabriel posted:There are people still out there expecting SQ42 The mocap doesn't make any sense without it. Remember that time when star marine was in, but it wasn't in, and they said that they weren't doing it, then it turned out they were doing it, and it became the whole game? Yeah, they don't have a loving clue.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:24 |
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In the beginning there was the 'verse. And Chris said, let there be fidelity And then it crashed to desktop
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:32 |
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DapperDon posted:The best part is that there are no rules for that sub at all. So what rules can be broken to merit a ban beside the Reddit wide ones? That pent up frustration the mod has from not being able to silence goons on other subs.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:35 |
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These. loving. Clowns. Does he really think ANY of that matters? Are they doing ANY kind of atmospheric modeling? They can't even do the math for a rudimentary flight model, let alone networking - but yeah, they're totally going to give a rats rear end about stuff like this when they can just throw a loving sphere and fudge everything with unrealistic data - all of which is perfectly fine for games. Guys like this are the reason that sometimes I just root for RSI/CIG to keep ripping them off. ---------------- D_Smart fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Nov 1, 2017 |
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I think Derek hates clowns so much because he keeps calling It but he never answers.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:46 |
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peter gabriel posted:There are people still out there expecting SQ42 well chris has flat out told them they only have money to finish squardon 42 and they'll use that revenue to make all those expensive presold dreams a reality and in the mean time buy more ships now nowNOW
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Golli posted:In the beginning there was the 'verse.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:47 |
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peter gabriel posted:I couldn't give a poo poo if the planets are tiny, or if commandos turds are properly simulated, I just don't care - if it's fun it's fun. Accurate turd physics is the make or break for me
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 15:50 |
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Quavers posted:Accurate turd physics is the make or break for me That might help for refund requests.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:07 |
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Quavers posted:Accurate turd physics is the make or break for me One for the chairman.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:12 |
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Hav posted:
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:16 |
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No way I'm going to GBS or FYAD to see if this was already posted. Could Twitter take a page from Something Awful? ----------------
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:26 |
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I think the best part of the Star Citizen Scam finally collapsing is that a large number of nerds will stop psychotically obsessing over Elite Dangerous being THE ENEMY and instead maybe shut up and enjoy the game that delivers on many of Chris Roberts promises. I'm sure there will always be people that refuse to play it because it dared to exist opposite of Star Citizen and ten years from now at any mention of Elite Dangerous they will scoff and go into a rage filled tirade about "Polygon Tacos" or whatever but I think that will be a small minority. ED might see a nice boost once thousands of people stop saving themselves for space marriage. I dunno I'm optimistic at heart so it would be nice to see all the millions of dollars and thousands of players go toward an actual company with a proven product they continue to develop instead of a stammering idiot with a modded Crysis map promising the literal matrix to fools.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:30 |
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Quavers posted:Accurate turd physics is the make or break for me I want a Bristol Stool Scale to pop up on my mobiglas. Unless that knowledge was lost to time along with the Roomba technology.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:44 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I think the best part of the Star Citizen Scam finally collapsing is that a large number of nerds will stop psychotically obsessing over Elite Dangerous being THE ENEMY and instead maybe shut up and enjoy the game that delivers on many of Chris Roberts promises. The real sign that Star Citizen is ready to leave alpha is when the Evocati start leaking post-surgery selfies of their cerebellum uplink ports.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 16:56 |
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Pgabz was just a proof-of-concept trial run. That's he must be so angry that he's not Evocati.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:00 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:1) What is the maximum latency permissible for the game to be playable? (If you don't know the numbers just say FPS-like, Fighting game-like, RTS-like. EVE-like, etc) hosed up if true
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I think the best part of the Star Citizen Scam finally collapsing is that a large number of nerds will stop psychotically obsessing over Elite Dangerous being THE ENEMY and instead maybe shut up and enjoy the game that delivers on many of Chris Roberts promises. I can see the posts now. "UGH! Elite Dangerous? It couldn't hold a candle to what Star Citizen would have been, the wrong company went bankrupt imo."
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:03 |
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It's the fanboy paradox. They need Elite to exist so they can gloat at how much better Star Citizen is. But the fact that Elite is objectively the better one at the moment (by virtue of being real) is currently driving them loving insane. I can't imagine what they'd be like once you took the possibility of Star Citizen ever existing away from them, because that's basically their only lifeline to sanity.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:14 |
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Latin Pheonix posted:I can see the posts now. It's all so cyclical.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:18 |
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I'm looking forward to a generation of every game being called an opportunistic Star Citizen clone.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:33 |
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Had anyone said "ban MoMA" in the last 10 pages? Because this might be a little out of character, but I think you should ban MoMA.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:44 |
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McGiggins posted:Had anyone said "ban MoMA" in the last 10 pages? Because this might be a little out of character, but I think you should ban MoMA. Sorry hes been owning this thread a little too much. I'm sure CIG will 'screw' up soon!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:45 |
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https://twitter.com/ChambersArt/status/925748888119791616
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:45 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Sorry hes been owning this thread a little too much. I'm sure CIG will 'screw' up soon! I'm the Question Mark (?) on the hosed up phone dial display because we had to fit 3 characters for each number.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:48 |
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Wow that was fast!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:49 |
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The display isn't level either, and the ui is terrible leaving such empty space to the left of the numbers
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:51 |
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Star Citizen is a piece of poo poo!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:54 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm the Question Mark (?) on the hosed up phone dial display because we had to fit 3 characters for each number.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:55 |
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Berious posted:Star Citizen is a piece of poo poo!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:56 |
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No, you see, its a great thing to have, an animated gif to let you know you can open a box!
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:57 |
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Stupid Crowdfunding Accomplishment Mausoleum > Star Citizen:
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 17:59 |
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Beet Wagon posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Stupid Crowdfunding Accomplishment Mausoleum > Star Citizen: If ever a physical analogy made of a real physically touchable material for SC was ever needed, there it is. It's glorious.
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They've done it. They've actually done it. They ran a convention with such an overwhelmingly dull presentation with so little content and 99.9% dreams and buttsmoke that I can't complete a new video discussing it. There is nothing to talk about. I might as well review a 10FTC where Chris just talks nonsense for an hour. I am flabbergasted and have nothing further to say on the matter.
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ZenMaster posted:They've done it. Just make a 15 minute video of dead air.
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