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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

duTrieux. posted:

on halloween i'm scheduled to have somebody snake a cable up my weiner and shoot a rock with a laser

does that count as cyberpunk

i have had to do this but instead of a laser, it was a tiny grabby claw. definitely not cyber punk and also sucks rear end. good luck

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/922953812654006273

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

schranz kafka posted:

i have had to do this but instead of a laser, it was a tiny grabby claw. definitely not cyber punk and also sucks rear end. good luck

/claw gets a weak, feeble grip and slips off


drat it does anyone have another quarter!?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:


/claw gets a weak, feeble grip and slips off


drat it does anyone have another quarter!?

get someone limber to just stick their hand in

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



George posted:

is the stone a by-product of the soy-kaf you get at your wage-slave office or maybe a side effect of your cyberware?

build up of dead nanobots in he dilz

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

syscall girl posted:

get someone limber to just stick their hand in

don't kinkshame me

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

NoneMoreNegative posted:


/claw gets a weak, feeble grip and slips off


drat it does anyone have another quarter!?

you mean another hundred

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

build up of dead nanobots in he dilz

Von Neumann's smegma

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Captain Foo posted:

Von Neumann's smegma

Grey Goo

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

you mean another hundred

i stopped in this gas station near Yuma and they had a claw machine where they'd rubber-banded a few :10bux: to each of the stuffed animals. can't imagine they had the chance-to-win setting at anything other than "nil".

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

gently caress yes disrupting the cancer industry

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
i worked at a pool where these ladies would come in and do the ``laughter is the best medicine'' thing

they would force themselves to do this nightmarish grimace and laugh for like half an hour at a time

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


yours is better, yeah

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

communism bitch posted:

gently caress yes disrupting the catcalling industry

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Imagine getting a job as network security engineer for Karma Sutra Teledildonics Inc. and stopping the russians from hacking people's iot fleshlights mid-gently caress.

The future is closer than you think.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


communism bitch posted:

Imagine getting a job as network security engineer for Karma Sutra Teledildonics Inc. and stopping the russians from hacking people's iot fleshlights mid-gently caress.

The future is closer than you think.

that's a lot more of a public service than most it tbf

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
imagine not knowing how to spell kama sutra

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


bump_fn posted:

imagine not knowing how to spell kama sutra

already trademarked

welcome to cyberpunk

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

dont be mean to me posted:

already trademarked

welcome to cyberpunk
after reading that I had to check if cathode cathay was trademarked in the us [it's not]

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

bump_fn posted:

imagine not knowing how to spell kama sutra
Look if my phone doesnt tell me how to spell something its all guesswork.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
MK Kama Sultra

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




holky gently caress

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

mods

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/daniel_bilar/status/925541876484231168

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

i'm the bilar, or car man as i'm usually known

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




holy goddamn thats cyberpunk as hell

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

This isn't adversarial enough. You want the AI to think your gun is a harmless turtle.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

:eyepop:

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Stick Insect posted:

This isn't adversarial enough. You want the AI to think your gun is a harmless turtle.

it's not turtley enough for the turtle club :(

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

dang

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I too have seen blade runner

its bad

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



hobbesmaster posted:

at least we know why they aren’t helping the turtle

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

communism bitch posted:

I too have seen blade runner

its bad

you're stupid

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