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Who's going to win this mess?
This poll is closed.
Our New Canadian Overlords 19 35.19%
East Hartford FC 0 0%
Better World Cup Odds Than the USMNT 3 5.56%
28-3 4 7.41%
gently caress Anthony Precourt 9 16.67%
Our DV8 Doesn't Have a Brass Pole in It 5 9.26%
We're Not Repeating, Don't Vote for Us 5 9.26%
That Other...OTHER Canadian Team 2 3.70%
Only Palatable with Vodka 3 5.56%
Rock You Like a Hurrica...nevermind 3 5.56%
We Have the *Best* Luck in Away Knockout Games 0 0%
gently caress Chris Wondolowski for Belgium 1 1.85%
Total: 54 votes
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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Messi-esque imho

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
So uh

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

If they can get past TFC we are clearly living in a sports movie and accordingly they will win the whole fuckin' thing.

(with any luck Houston or Vancouver will come out of the West along with them and the entire league office will promptly be put on a suicide watch).

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

I have no voice left from yelling at Anthony Precourt

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If the Crew make it to the finals I'd probably root for them even if it's against the Sounders.

Emron posted:

I have no voice left from yelling at Anthony Precourt

Doing it right

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

We incorporated some variation of “gently caress you precourt” into virtually every chant. Loudest I’ve heard that stadium in years. The non-supporters sections actually joined in a chant (just “save the crew”) for the first time I’ve ever seen. I’m so happy and sad at the same time. My favorite player (Artur, who’s a CDM) even scored his first MLS goal tonight. gently caress :shobon:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Who is precourt
Why do the crew need saving

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, did you miss all the news about Columbus probably moving to Austin?

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

got any sevens posted:

Who is precourt
Why do the crew need saving

Buddy,

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Anthony Precourt is the owner of the crew and is a Jack Welch rear end boardroom gremlin who pulled some shady poo poo to take the team to Austin so he can impress his rich Halliburton-board-member daddy.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Leg 2s:
VAN@SEA: Nov 2, 10:30PM ET, FS1
NYR@TOR: Nov 5, 3PM ET, ESPN
CLB@NYC: Nov 5, 5PM ET, ESPN
HOU@POR: Nov 5, 7:30PM ET, FS1

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

Leg 2s:
VAN@SEA: Nov 2, 10:30PM ET, FS1
NYR@TOR: Nov 5, 3PM ET, ESPN
CLB@NYC: Nov 5, 5PM ET, ESPN
HOU@POR: Nov 5, 7:30PM ET, FS1

That makes sense.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/925845595100712960

Not a good turn of events for Houston.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

This is less than optimal.

Domestic assault is also less than optimal.

Oh well, Joe Willis it shall be.

Hungryjack fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 1, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, uh, this isn't his first incident either.

quote:

Deric's attorney Allen Tanner, who also represented Deric after a previous incident with the same woman, denied everything.

...

The previous incident, in which the woman alleged Deric dragged her on the ground with his hand, occurred on Dec. 18, 2015. Deric was arrested 12 days later.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Let's loving Go The Seattle Sounders Football Club

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

Let's loving Go The Seattle Sounders Football Club

Not empty-quoting from CLink.



:allears:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

whypick1 posted:

Not empty-quoting from CLink.



:allears:

So drat jealous, I'm actually going to be in town this weekend (for a wedding) but will sadly miss everything in person.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just figure out a way to stay until the Thursday after Thanksgiving (most likely) and then you're golden. :discourse:

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Another late November game in Toronto, woo hoo.

God, can you imagine if Minnesota got good enough to host the MLS Cup Final? They'd have to play in parkas.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

What time is this kicking off?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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gtkor posted:

What time is this kicking off?

15 minutes?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Stadium clock is at T-minus 5 minutes btw

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I'm on the east coast. Thank God I don't work tomorrow.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

Stadium clock is at T-minus 5 minutes btw

Broadcast just said 11 minutes to kickoff.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

shirts and skins posted:

I'm on the east coast. Thank God I don't work tomorrow.

Good thing I don't have a 3 hour drive home after the game and have to...


....dammit

El Jebus posted:

Broadcast just said 11 minutes to kickoff.

Elect me president and I will make miserporting the actual kickoff time a federal offense...and get rid of Daylight Savings

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Nov 3, 2017

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
BOOM

BOOM

CLAP

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

You have my vote

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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whypick1 posted:

Good thing I don't have a 3 hour drive home after the game and have to...


....dammit


Elect me president and I will make miserporting the actual kickoff time a federal offense...and get rid of Daylight Savings

A president from Seattle? No thank you very much.

But the DST thing I agree with completely.

I hope Montero scores a hat trick.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Too bad those kids arent kneeling

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Dude has some pipes. drat.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Toledowned.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just had thunder at the stadium

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Not sure why they arent stopping it.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
When the gently caress does Seattle get lightning in November?! Crazy.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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gtkor posted:

Not sure why they arent stopping it.

Maybe not close enough?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not sure what the standard is, but pretty sure it was over 5 seconds.

Penalty?

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Looked like a pen from the replay

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
That's a penalty yo! Fistfull of Nouhou's shirt.

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The toronto guy yanked the sounder down by the jersey

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