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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Slamhound posted:

We didn't win the Cold War.

We didn't win the Civil War.

but people on both sides wanted badly for you to think you did :thunk:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Baseball doesn't have any ridiculous rules, besides maybe the DH.

6.05
A batter is out when:
(n) With two out, a runner on third base, and two strikes on the batter, the runner attempts to steal home base on a legal pitch and the ball touches the runner in the batter's strike zone. The umpire shall call "Strike Three," the batter is out and the run shall not count; before two are out, the umpire shall call "Strike Three," the ball is dead, and the run counts.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Slamhound posted:

We didn't win the Cold War.

We didn't win the Civil War.

At this point I'm not even sure we won the revolutionary war

I mean England got rid of us so

yeah

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
eat the hog, LA, you garbage city

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chokes McGee posted:

.389 out of 1.000 is a ratio

in order to be a percentage you need a percent sign

:pseudo:

25 is 50% of 50

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Doesn't something like this just give the defendant leverage to appeal the death penalty if he gets it?

yes lmbo

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Chokes McGee posted:

At this point I'm not even sure we won the revolutionary war

I mean England got rid of us so

yeah

england raised us as their beautiful son to inherit their hosed up global pedophilia empire

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
FUK U DODGERS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mormonpartyboat posted:

6.05
A batter is out when:
(n) With two out, a runner on third base, and two strikes on the batter, the runner attempts to steal home base on a legal pitch and the ball touches the runner in the batter's strike zone. The umpire shall call "Strike Three," the batter is out and the run shall not count; before two are out, the umpire shall call "Strike Three," the ball is dead, and the run counts.

What's wrong with that rule? You can't score a run on a play where a third out is made.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

the bitcoin of weed posted:

england raised us as their beautiful son to inherit their hosed up global pedophilia empire

mmm no I'm pretty sure they shipped all the people they didn't want off to a faraway place except they actually learned from Australia and still wanted to make money off them

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

raise ur dongers

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



cumshitter posted:

FUK U DODGERS

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Great year for Dubya, if we're being honest.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

nah my head is 1.5x too big for my body size

I look like a literal cartoon character, it's terrible

sell that skull dude!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Seriously Dodgers cumshitter WILL gently caress you. Your entire team. At the same time

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

sell that skull dude!

but I'm using it :stonk:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

root for the Texas team you pieces of poo poo

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

drown in my tears

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Der Meister posted:

root for the Texas team you pieces of poo poo

nothing good has ever come from texas

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


So this is the hard push towards fascism huh

Someone quote this post and come back in like 2 months so you can remember what it was like in the Before Time

When we were excited about Mueller and still incredulous that Trump ignored 58 dead and 550 wounded in Vegas to focus on some guy who ran over some bicyclists

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
technically I can't poo poo cum cuz I bet for the Dodgers winning but making GBS threads is different from sharting and I think My rectjm can juggle the complicated bowel movements needed to not break this bet

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Bye Astros. Goodbye.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Chokes McGee posted:

remember when Obama turned the reins of the government over to this obviously hateful lunatic without so much as a peep

What was he gonna do, change the white house locks?

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

At this point I'm not even sure we won the revolutionary war

I mean England got rid of us so

yeah

The War of 1812 is up for grabs at this point.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

So this is the hard push towards fascism huh

Someone quote this post and come back in like 2 months so you can remember what it was like in the Before Time

but when I'm 80 and looking back at that post with a huge grey beard I won't even remember it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/925458989248233472

:waycool:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

but I'm using it :stonk:
or being used by it :thunk:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Baseball doesn't have any ridiculous rules, besides maybe the DH.

o yeah? explain this 1

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


the bitcoin of weed posted:

o yeah? explain this 1



That's anyone against the Pirates

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

and i aint even got a single one of them millions out of 250 a day? thats a cryin shame id even split it with you!

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



a.lo posted:

uh I have never seen laura loomer drunk before and looking for the Mega D before and boy does it look like I wish I had never seen such a thing before.

with the amount of poo poo she says about other races and their professed deficiencies, she should not be trying to rock the blonde bombshell look with her flat chest and linebacker shoulders. The number of images on GIS I find of her with a pushup bra desperately trying to shove them breasts together hard enough to create cleavage makes me positive her next upgrade will be a boob job.

Usually I'm like "girl you do you" to everyone's unique looks, but she's profoundly insecure about herself, spends money on lip jobs and nose jobs and bleach jobs and then has the gall to be a racist twit. Fix yourself before you start trying to talk about how damaged others are, woman. Learn to love yourself for who you are and maybe you'll gain the ability to love others for who they are.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Lol he is even going for the Nixon shadow achievements on his speedrun.

Except Nixon was able to take back his statement declaring Manson guilty and avoid a mistrial.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/06/Timb_attack_06.mp3

the cut cut cut act sponsored by senator timbersaw

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

zegermans posted:

What was he gonna do, change the white house locks?

he could've started by not saying "the sun will come up tomorrow" when the entire loving fate of American democracy was hanging in the balance

some speeches to the tune of "hey don't use this office for fascism" would've been nice too

but nah just hand it over quietly because ~the people have spoken~

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
git fukd texASS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
edison is a huge and diverse place but the weirdest thing is that trump had a huge rally organized by Indian Americans in Edison last year

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Socialism Is Too Expensive

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Edison also had a huge "gently caress Obama" or something similar sign posted near a major road for years

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

YOU A loving HAT posted:

with the amount of poo poo she says about other races and their professed deficiencies, she should not be trying to rock the blonde bombshell look with her flat chest and linebacker shoulders. The number of images on GIS I find of her with a pushup bra desperately trying to shove them breasts together hard enough to create cleavage makes me positive her next upgrade will be a boob job.

Usually I'm like "girl you do you" to everyone's unique looks, but she's profoundly insecure about herself, spends money on lip jobs and nose jobs and bleach jobs and then has the gall to be a racist twit. Fix yourself before you start trying to talk about how damaged others are, woman. Learn to love yourself for who you are and maybe you'll gain the ability to love others for who they are.

she got a nose job to look less jewish lmbo

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



YOU A loving HAT posted:

with the amount of poo poo she says about other races and their professed deficiencies, she should not be trying to rock the blonde bombshell look with her flat chest and linebacker shoulders. The number of images on GIS I find of her with a pushup bra desperately trying to shove them breasts together hard enough to create cleavage makes me positive her next upgrade will be a boob job.

Usually I'm like "girl you do you" to everyone's unique looks, but she's profoundly insecure about herself, spends money on lip jobs and nose jobs and bleach jobs and then has the gall to be a racist twit. Fix yourself before you start trying to talk about how damaged others are, woman. Learn to love yourself for who you are and maybe you'll gain the ability to love others for who they are.

:thunk:

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