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Dingwick
May 3, 2007

This is always the highlight of my day.

you got brain problems

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

oh god please someone tell him he can do that

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Evil_Greven posted:

Oh God.

I forgot about that thing.

the phone making the emergency sound at 6 am every morning would be... unfortunate

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Chokes McGee posted:

nothing good has ever come from texas

was gonna say Molly Ivans but a quick check shows she was born in California

:shrug:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
meanwhile, political reporters are ranking marvel films on twitter

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

there is some kind of weird myth floating around that texmex was invented by white texans, because dumb people dont know that texas is home to a really large indigenous hispanic community from when it was mexican territory

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Calibanibal posted:

there is some kind of weird myth floating around that texmex was invented by white texans, because dumb people dont know that texas is home to a really large indigenous hispanic community from when it was mexican territory

*squints*

*looks at the entirety of the american myth*

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Calibanibal posted:

there is some kind of weird myth floating around that texmex was invented by white texans, because dumb people dont know that texas is home to a really large indigenous hispanic community from when it was mexican territory

Tex mex is the worst mex so whatever

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Calibanibal posted:

there is some kind of weird myth floating around that texmex was invented by white texans, because dumb people dont know that texas is home to a really large indigenous hispanic community from when it was mexican territory

last week I went to eat at a restaurant that was owned by mexican immigrants and most of the patrons in there at lunchtime when I showed up were obviously hispanic, and the menu was basically identical to the texmex food I grew up eating at the explicitly texmex restaurant where my mother waitressed at

the only major difference was they served lengua

maybe the restaurant wasn't that "texmex"ish but idk

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Ohtsam posted:

Because he'd start using the emergency phone system where the president can send you texts instead!

ok yeah but that would be hilarious

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
does trump have 280 yet or what

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



idgi but suspect loss.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
TRUMP

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BeOSPOS posted:

was gonna say Molly Ivans but a quick check shows she was born in California

:shrug:

ann richards

janis joplin

beyonce

butthole surfers

vanilla ice

jesus lizard

robocop 2

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

these loss edits are getting way out of hand here

:(

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ohtsam posted:

Because he'd start using the emergency phone system where the president can send you texts instead!

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to your phone buzzing/vibrating

a text message from PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

"I have launched the missiles. Little Rocket Man will regret his decision. #MAGA"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Good Citizen posted:

Tex mex is the worst mex so whatever

:stare:

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

most people pay 0 attention to what trump actually says or does so switching to a more visible platform than twitter would be :q:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/925942892165844993

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

people do the same weird thing with chinese takeout, pretending like its 'fake' 'white people' food and very conveniently erasing the fact that it was invented and developed by chinese immigrants

authenticity fetishizing is weird, man

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

jarofpiss posted:

trump sending out amber alerts about what’s on fox and friends lol

it would honestly be 100x funnier and im in favor of it

everyone in america looking at their phones and sighing every half hour.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
millions of us citizen's phones ring simultaneously as a historic first ever nation-wide Amber Alert is initiated by the President.

*watch Laura Ingram tonight on fox which is a good channel talk about crooked hillary. also NO COLLUSION. "

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


does the babby president tweeting about the death penalty (negatively) affect chances of him getting said barbaric punishment? i would think it does

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Calibanibal posted:

people do the same weird thing with chinese takeout, pretending like its 'fake' 'white people' food and very conveniently erasing the fact that it was invented and developed by chinese immigrants

authenticity fetishizing is weird, man

Eat food because it is good, culture is overrated.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



amber alerts can be turned off on your phone. presidential messages cannot.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Good Citizen posted:

Tex mex is the worst mex so whatever

this is true and simultaneously tex mex is very very good.

thats how good mexican food is.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress texas

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

ann richards

janis joplin

beyonce

butthole surfers

vanilla ice

jesus lizard

robocop 2

that's a good playlist

:hai:

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

SoCal taco stands or bust

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


VectorSigma posted:

amber alerts can be turned off on your phone. presidential messages cannot.

:getin:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


if i have to live with donny in my head, then all of america should too tbh

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


shiksa posted:

thats how good mexican food is.

mexicans are the fattest people in the world for a reason

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

trump so happy about this terrorist attack

i'm thinking tomorrow morning he starts with taxes for tweets though

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Yo what'd I miss today

Anything particularly Trumpy?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Willie Nelson
MDC
Stevie Ray Vaugn
Reverend Horton Heat
The Toadies
Pantera
George Strait
Lightning Hopkins
Buddy Holly
a bunch of rappers

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

C-Euro posted:

Yo what'd I miss today

Anything particularly Trumpy?

la lost

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Calibanibal posted:

people do the same weird thing with chinese takeout, pretending like its 'fake' 'white people' food and very conveniently erasing the fact that it was invented and developed by chinese immigrants

authenticity fetishizing is weird, man

yeah i fuckin love orange chicken

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Make the cell phone alert, binch.

Yes. I like the sound of that.

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

it probably takes like 3 steps to make a cell phone alert

it's never going to happen

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