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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Philthy posted:

Tax plan is truly awful. All those deduction changes are going to make everyones taxes double.

Yeah but not the like 13 people the country really exists for.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer


god every picture makes him look like a stupid rear end in a top hat lol

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
jokes on the IRS, I'm unemployed, can't tax me bitch

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i havent done my taxes in 11 years suckers and nobody's come knockin at my door lmao

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Addamere posted:

seriously what does all this tax nonsense mean

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

morning thread

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Conde Nast just killed Teen Vogue. :rip: #TheResistance

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Tom Gorman posted:

i havent done my taxes in 11 years suckers and nobody's come knockin at my door lmao

you are going to be in for a very rough time some day

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



It's the daily mail you gotta assume they were mad at not being taken over by fascists yet

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
love too simplify the tax code

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Monkey Fracas posted:



god every picture makes him look like a stupid rear end in a top hat lol
He always has this hole in his face that looks and sounds really bad.

edit: probably smells too but I have thankfully never smelled it.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


brugroffil posted:

you are going to be in for a very rough time some day

not when i own a house and pay for everything in gold nuggets i pan from the creek BITCH

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Ted Cruz was right, abolish the IRS

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

let's not get crazy. 2.75% drop is hardly a free fall. don't let charts with narrow axes sway you.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

How come he wants death penalty for this guy, but only wants to lock her up? (which btw he hasn't done yet)

sometimes Donald J. Trump's humility simply gets the better of him, but we shouldn't hold that against him :kiddo:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Addamere posted:

seriously what does all this tax nonsense mean

More Money For Us

gently caress You

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

RIP Syndrome posted:

morning thread



An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

bing bong

simplify yo ride
i put a toilet in the back seat so you'd have somewhere to puke

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



brugroffil posted:

My guess is that the $100-250k household income range gets hosed hard by this bill, the $50-100k range is a mix of some negligible cuts and some negligible increases depending on particular circumstances, below $50k sees no change since they generally don't pay FIT anyway, and the truly wealthy get enormous tax breaks.

Oh and it'll blow a gigantic hole in the budget which, a few years down the road, will be used by conservatives and Third Way centrists alike to justify why we must destroy all social programs.

thanks TRUMP for fuckin me over

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


brugroffil posted:

you are going to be in for a very rough time some day

Nah if you make under a certain amount your don't even need to file a return.

Of course that's like 20k combined if you're married so the joke is still on you

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

love too simplify the tax code



Oh Jesus

"What's in your bank account, give us half, here's health care, education, roads, internet access, and space travel"

Bing bong

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

it's funny too because trump is right that they should name it The Cut Cut Cut Act

if they pass the CCCA would that make them the CCCP

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i havent actually looked at the bill yet tho cause i got up a bit ago

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

makes sense

i accidentally smoked indica this morning before werk when i thought it was the usual sativa...gonna need some coffees

:coffeepal:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Wait this was real lmao

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Lol I hope they don't pass their terrible bill

They've done a decent job of obfuscating things for the average person though so I dunno

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Samurai Sanders posted:

Almost everything the Japanese police say that suspects in custody said sounds fake as hell.

arent the japanese police kinda notorious for shenanigans w suspects and particularly w their statements

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Inspector Hound posted:

Wait this was real lmao
I'm sure if someone asked him directly he'd say he was joking. He's that kind of person, and my choice for the worst kind of person in the history of people.

Squizzle posted:

arent the japanese police kinda notorious for shenanigans w suspects and particularly w their statements
Oh heavens yes.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

RIP Syndrome posted:

morning thread


big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Inspector Hound posted:

Wait this was real lmao

yes about lgbt people, "he" is Pence

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Inspector Hound posted:

Wait this was real lmao

Yeah but it was about Pence hating gay people not brown people.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Barron al Trump

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



its way better to puke while ur poopin than vice versa

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
swamp status: draining

https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/926093381989818368

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/GeorgeForeman/status/925736703893164032

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

god:drat:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


So I was texting my sister just now laughing about Bin Laden's collection of video game ROMs and she came up with a good point. What if they were copying these games onto cartridges and selling bootleg video games for money?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

I'm ready for it all to crash. I'd love to be able to afford to buy something in Colorado once my lease is up next year :getin:

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