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I could never get past the part from Nic Cage's neanderthal sounds like Nic Cage in any other movie. I know it's stereotypical to have your caveman grunt and all, but he shouldn't sound normal. I'm not sure if they told Nic Cage he was a cave man when he read the parts.
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Krispy Wafer posted:I could never get past the part from Nic Cage's neanderthal sounds like Nic Cage in any other movie. I know it's stereotypical to have your caveman grunt and all, but he shouldn't sound normal. Idk, worked for Ron Perlman in Quest for Fire
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Oct 29, 2017 14:35
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Krispy Wafer posted:I could never get past the part from Nic Cage's neanderthal sounds like Nic Cage in any other movie. I know it's stereotypical to have your caveman grunt and all, but he shouldn't sound normal. are you actually saying that nic cage sounds normal?
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Oct 30, 2017 04:07
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Powaqoatse posted:are you actually saying that nic cage sounds normal? He sounds "maybe he's a hitman, maybe he works in a tollbooth" abnormal, not "caveman" abnormal.
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Oct 30, 2017 05:19
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Pneub posted:He sounds "maybe he's a hitman, maybe he works in a tollbooth" abnormal, not "caveman" abnormal. maybe hes a stock broker vampire normal
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Oct 30, 2017 05:30
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Sometimes he does a difference voice, like Johnny Blaze as Carney Elvis.
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Oct 30, 2017 06:15
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Maybe he's John Travolta normal
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Oct 30, 2017 06:32
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Maybe he's John Travolta normal It's crazy to think about how if John Travolta was just a regular jerkoff without an acting career and a fleet of jets that he would sound just like Nic Cage.
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Oct 30, 2017 07:37
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skasion posted:Idk, worked for Ron Perlman in Quest for Fire Ron Perlman is part caveman though.
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Oct 30, 2017 08:17
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Maybe if we travelled back in time we'd find out that cavemen did sound exactly like Nicholas Cage.
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Oct 31, 2017 10:14
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Having recently watched Casablanca, I finally realized the reference that Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was making with the "Papers please!" scene with Brody. Marcus is even dressed similarly to Humphrey Bogart when he gets chased through the streets.
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Oct 31, 2017 20:47
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Memento posted:There's a good bit like that towards the end of the comic Preacher
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Nov 1, 2017 00:09
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CannonFodder posted:The Agents from The Matrix are also like that, basically throwing haymakers instead of any technique because they are faster and stronger than anyone not named Neo. In the same vein Superman sucked rear end as a fighter, like in Superman II when he got beat up. But then they had him holding his own against General Zod, who you'd think would've had combat training as well as more people on his team.
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Nov 1, 2017 03:46
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Krispy Wafer posted:In the same vein Superman sucked rear end as a fighter, like in Superman II when he got beat up. In the new superman movies ol clark ad time to watch Bruce Lee movies, so he'd know how to kick some serious butt or something I dunno it was a kinda lovely movie 
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Nov 1, 2017 03:52
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Krispy Wafer posted:In the same vein Superman sucked rear end as a fighter, like in Superman II when he got beat up. Supergirl in the recent series can canonically beat Superman in a fair fight because she was trained by her super-agent sister in a DEO facility that used Kryptonite radiation to bring Kara down to human levels. She has the technique that Clark lacks, and when push comes to shove can defeat him if needed, although not easily.
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Nov 1, 2017 05:38
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Well, Zod was basically in murderous/suicidal rage at that point, and was even less familiar with his powers than Superman. In other versions it depends. Back in the Silver Age he literally trained with Muhammed Ali, and sometimes he uses boxing techniques- makes sense, as it'd be the martial art he'd be most familiar with. Others have him usually learning from experience, and sometimes taking lessons with the martial arts master and skilled warrior who happen to be his friends on the Justice League. It's not often he actually fights people on his power level, most of the time Superman's faced with problems and dilemmas that he has to use his powers and skills intelligently and creatively to overcome. While he's not at Silver Age levels of make-poo poo-up anymore, his heat vision and super-speed tend to be go-tos for precision power use.
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Nov 1, 2017 08:35
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Inescapable Duck posted:Well, Zod was basically in murderous/suicidal rage at that point, and was even less familiar with his powers than Superman. Yeah, the lack of experience with his new powers does take away some of Zod's advantages. Although I think that just works with holograms and throwing your S to entangle bad guys. I loved Superman II, but only poo poo they went off the rails in the last 10 minutes. The last part of Superman II and the entirety of Superman III are actually one movie.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:31
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I'd love to see a Superman where he's revealed to be a pre-superserum Chris Evans because nothing on earth can provide the resistance needed for his muscles to grow.
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Nov 1, 2017 14:38
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Hughlander posted:I'd love to see a Superman where he's revealed to be a pre-superserum Chris Evans because nothing on earth can provide the resistance needed for his muscles to grow. Supergirl's Superman is pretty small, relatively speaking. Also he's pretty great, overall.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:19
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That's why I kinda dug the Byrne version of history, cause not only is Kal kryptonian and able to be really strong, he's genetically perfect (meaning Jor El and Lara did some tinkering with his DNA), so he just loving grew up ripped.
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Nov 1, 2017 22:17
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:he's genetically perfect I have often wondered what this phrase means when it isn't code for racism. Like what constitutes "perfect"? Edit: it's always code for racism.
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Nov 1, 2017 23:54
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There's a nice subtle bit in S2E1 of Haters Back Off that's easy to miss because there's several scenes of abject insanity between the setup and payoff: The mom goes to some Ken Ham-esque biblical theme museum monstrosity, and while she's there she explains that she feels like she's failing her family because her daughter thinks she's so talented but just continually fails at everything she does. Then the episode ends with her visiting Emily, not Miranda, showing her worldview is still all hosed up.
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Nov 2, 2017 00:12
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Aleph Null posted:I have often wondered what this phrase means when it isn't code for racism. Like what constitutes "perfect"? "white" usually.
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Nov 2, 2017 00:55
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It may not be particularly subtle, but I like the way Frollo is presented when he's interrupted during Hellfire in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, all sweaty, panicking, telling the guard basically "God can you give me a minute..." even righting his hair - he's practically behaving as if he were caught masturbating, and for a man who's character arc appears to be (I'm intentionally being reductionist here to be funny) "Oh god what is my penis doing, it's never done that before it must be ~evil magic~" that's fairly appropriate.
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Nov 2, 2017 06:30
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Aleph Null posted:I have often wondered what this phrase means when it isn't code for racism. Like what constitutes "perfect"? Pretty sure the idea outside of racist propaganda is more basically post-serum Steve Rogers from birth instead of vaguely alchemical drugs; zero genetic deformities, disabilities or predisposition to illness, easily developed muscle and resistance to injury and illness; just the healthiest motherfucker that ever did walk the earth. And that's before you get into the yellow sun basically literally supercharging everything. (Wondering if they've ever had Superman not really need to eat because he gets all he needs from yellow sun radiation) (a little ironic given Man of Steel kinda makes a plot point that almost all Kryptonians at that point were genetically engineered for single purposes in society, while Kal-El was conceived and born the traditional way as a middle finger to that convention. But then again, being the children of genetically engineered scientists is still probably gonna be pretty good genes)
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Inescapable Duck posted:Pretty sure the idea outside of racist propaganda is more basically post-serum Steve Rogers from birth instead of vaguely alchemical drugs; zero genetic deformities, disabilities or predisposition to illness, easily developed muscle and resistance to injury and illness; just the healthiest motherfucker that ever did walk the earth. And that's before you get into the yellow sun basically literally supercharging everything. (Wondering if they've ever had Superman not really need to eat because he gets all he needs from yellow sun radiation) I wonder what kind of shits you'd get from only eating yellow sun radiation. It'd be pretty cool if it was as bad as Pizza Hut pizza. Superman has super powers and is invincible, but twice a day he has to squirt out a stream of brown slush.
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Nov 2, 2017 13:08
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BioEnchanted posted:It may not be particularly subtle, but I like the way Frollo is presented when he's interrupted during Hellfire in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, all sweaty, panicking, telling the guard basically "God can you give me a minute..." even righting his hair - he's practically behaving as if he were caught masturbating, and for a man who's character arc appears to be (I'm intentionally being reductionist here to be funny) "Oh god what is my penis doing, it's never done that before it must be ~evil magic~" that's fairly appropriate. That's because in the context of the movie, he basically is. Frollo is such a fantastic and underrated villain and probably the most grounded in the real world
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Nov 2, 2017 14:11
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Krispy Wafer posted:I wonder what kind of shits you'd get from only eating yellow sun radiation. The sun literally shines out his rear end in a top hat. Alternatively: what do you think heat vision is?
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Nov 2, 2017 14:26
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Inescapable Duck posted:The sun literally shines out his rear end in a top hat. So farts are deadly then?
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Krispy Wafer posted:I wonder what kind of shits you'd get from only eating yellow sun radiation. Ita brown slush only because all of his muscles are superpowered and that includes his smooth muscles in the intestine. To combat that he has kryptonite toilet paper. Or dumps during flight Else hed need a titanium toilet or something Supersonic sharts All People in a 5km radius are defeaned by the sonic boom farts poo poo that exits the colon at such speed it instantly combusts Colon pressure so high diamonds start forming Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 14:59 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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Nov 2, 2017 14:54
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I think he probably just does regular shits guys. You’ve definitely just set off some fanfiction
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Nov 2, 2017 15:02
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He converts mass directly into energy that's how he has enough strength to do all that poo poo. You're not gonna fly around the world lifting up sky scrapers from a solar charge.
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Nov 2, 2017 15:04
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Unless Superman's poo poo also has kryptonian strength his powerful anus would annihilate it and he'd have no need of toilets.
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Nov 2, 2017 15:32
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I pity Lois if Clark dutch ovens her.
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Nov 2, 2017 17:33
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Android Apocalypse posted:I pity Lois if Clark dutch ovens her. I mean he also might ejaculate a hole straight through her so he's gotta wear lead condoms or something
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Nov 2, 2017 18:19
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are you proposing some kind of lead/kryptonite suppository so that Clarks fart/annihilated poop doesn't kill his wife
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Nov 2, 2017 18:38
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The Bloop posted:I mean he also might ejaculate a hole straight through her so he's gotta wear lead condoms or something
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Nov 2, 2017 19:22
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I like the comic where Superman first shows Lois his penis (entirely SFW, you only see him waist up but I'll link to be careful) https://imgur.com/gallery/RCPYB14
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Kind of sucks. The only Kryptonian lady he's met hate him. The only woman who can handle his dick pincers only has eyes for Zod's dick pincers. Wonder Woman might be able to handle it, though. But since she's made out of clay on an island where there are no men, the likelihood of her being anatomically correct is remote.
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Krispy Wafer posted:Wonder Woman might be able to handle it, though. But since she's made out of clay on an island where there are no men, the likelihood of her being anatomically correct is remote. Having read a lot of comic books, I'd argue she'd have a much better chance of being anatomically correct than if she were made exclusively by men.
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