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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

SciFiDownBeat posted:

My confession is that I get irrationally uncomfortable and angry when that song comes on the radio. It's just so awful, it's like an anti-song

I like it a lot, and have a pandora station with that as the base. Sorry.

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
You could at least make your redneck confession sound like a redneck instead of whatever half-assed poo poo that was. Take it back to CC, confessor

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The largest food object to have apparently passed completely unharmed through my system was a sliced shiitake mushroom from a frozen soup of some kind from Costco. I did not purchase that soup again.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

loquacius posted:

The largest food object to have apparently passed completely unharmed through my system was a sliced shiitake mushroom from a frozen soup of some kind from Costco. I did not purchase that soup again.

Soup in, soup out!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

No poop for you!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


SciFiDownBeat posted:

My confession is that I get irrationally uncomfortable and angry when that song comes on the radio. It's just so awful, it's like an anti-song

I feel the same way about a song a friend of mine put on the other day where all the singer did was repeat "I am light" over and over

e: he called it beautiful and made me listen to the whole thing

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tactlessbastard posted:

You could at least make your redneck confession sound like a redneck instead of whatever half-assed poo poo that was. Take it back to CC, confessor

This was my thought... I've known quite a few rednecks in my day, and some of that stood out as so dumb not even the guy who managed to get multiple DUIs on a four wheeler in a lumber town would say it.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

therattle posted:

Soup in, soup out!

Surely you meant

Mushroom In, Soup Out

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

My confession is that I am really into dark stuff. Serial killers, spree killers, that kind of thing.

When I was younger I read a lot of true crime - nowadays you can binge for days on Wikipedia... the articles are super detailed. Forensic Files is also good though it's more good for idly thinking through how *I* would do a crime - not nearly gory enough.

I don't mention this to anyone since it's inherently creepy. (In fact, IIRC the kid who did Sandy Hook was a frequent editor of mass killing related articles)

To be clear, I don't think I'd do one. I'll admit I'm probably a little messed up - lots of revenge fantasies, but I usually find a legal outlet for my gripes. We live in a society where there's so many laws it's relatively easy to find ways to mess with people.

I've encountered gore in real life and it's a different situation, since theres smell and texture and all that. I honestly don't think I'd serially kill somebody. (If someone pissed me off enough, yeah, I might lose my temper, but my fuse is long enough that to light it that it'd probably be legal, like if I was attacked or something)

But I'll admit, it's fun to fantasize. I've seen scenarios I've envisioned (ex: firing down on a crowd from an elevated position) used, so it's fun to think "oh I could totally pull that off".

If any other goons are into true crimey stuff, I watched the first ep of Mindhunter last night on Netflix and liked it. Feel free to leave suggestions on other stuff to read/do.

I don't think you're a risk of killing anyone either, although your justification in the post is a little weird (you wouldn't kill someone IRL because it would smell bad???) so you should probably seek therapy anyway, just sayin

quote:

My confession is that I really like incest porn. More specifically, I like hentai manga about incestuous relationships. My favorite is brother/sister stuff, especially if it's an aggressive older sister pursuing an inexperienced younger brother. But it's not really enough for them to just have sex, I prefer it when they fall in love afterward. Even better if there's a build-up to the inevitable conclusion, makes the end more satisfying. I can also work with mother/son material, but it's a distant second to my favorite. Cousin-related stuff is alright, but at that point it's like, they're not even closely related enough to be significant. There's a lot of incest hentai available, so most sites break it down by specific relationship. I'm not sure when I started enjoying incest material, probably in my late teens. But it's been many years since then and I still enjoy it. Sometimes I'm not even masturbating when I read it, I just spend a couple hours reading brother/sister hentai online because I enjoy it. I watch regular porn too, not exclusively incest-related stuff.

I've never told any girlfriend I've had about liking this type of thing, since I don't see that going very well. And there's nothing to be gained from that anyway because I don't have any desire to do any roleplay or anything like that. I fully understand that real-life incest isn't okay, since it's almost always hosed up in multiple ways. Though in the rare event that a brother/sister relationship pops up in some context, a small part of me can't help but enjoy it. As long as it's consensual.

Since people in the thread will probably wonder, I do have 3 older sisters; I'm the youngest of 4 children. But I've never had any sexual desire for them at all. That would be gross. I'm not sure why I still enjoy it so much in my porn but find it distasteful in real life, who knows.

e: I guessed anon was an only child, just saw the last paragraph so I'm removing that. :v: Usually people who fetishize sibling relationships have no siblings themselves or they'd know why it's so gross. Guess anon is an exception.

REMOVED links to some of his favorites btw, I'm not distributing gross porn ITT

loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 2, 2017

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Well, there's some poo poo right there.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Feshes have been really dark lately. I miss when they were poo poo like therapy goon and the goon who started dating his boss.

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip

loquacius posted:

I don't think you're a risk of killing anyone either, although your justification in the post is a little weird (you wouldn't kill someone IRL because it would smell bad???) so you should probably seek therapy anyway, just sayin


let me guess, you're an only child

People who fetishize sibling relationships never have siblings of their own. You can set your watch to that.

As someone who had an older sister growing up, I can reassure you that that poo poo is fuckin' gross.

REMOVED links to some of his favorites btw, I'm not distributing gross porn ITT

MurderFantasyGoon: I dont think you totally hosed, everyone dreams of murdering folks, its how we deal with some poo poo as human beings
IncestGoon: Its hosed up and you probably an only child. Its too bad incest porn is like big on the redtube and youporns of the world.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

half coke half diet posted:

Its too bad incest porn is like big on the redtube and youporns of the world.

A bit of a derail, but where the hell did this stuff come from? And the cuckolding fetish, for that matter?

metachronos
Sep 11, 2001

When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

CommissarMega posted:

A bit of a derail, but where the hell did this stuff come from? And the cuckolding fetish, for that matter?

It's the final frontier of taboo. Old standby's like anal and bdsm are now seen as tame and mainstream.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
hentai incest goon: easily outed as jasiger. probably just joking, ofc.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

CommissarMega posted:

A bit of a derail, but where the hell did this stuff come from? And the cuckolding fetish, for that matter?

Someone wrote a fesh about how incomprehensible the cuckolding fetish was to him once IIRC

I don't really get it either. If your fetish is "not having sex" you're just lazy IMO

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Russian psyops. The cuckold stuff was to continue to stoke the psychosexual fears of the white working class during the Obama years. Once Trump was selected as their pawn they amped up the incest porn to clear a path in the mental landscape for him and Ivanka.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

CommissarMega posted:

A bit of a derail, but where the hell did this stuff come from?

My pet theory is that its because people don't get out enough. As people who spend lots of time on the internet, and thus spend more time disconnected from real, public interaction, their scope of reference is filled to a greater extent by that which is around them more - i.e. close family members.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
It’s stupid easy to kill lots of people. It’s not impressive. Elliot Rogers got that multikill going and he was the most pathetic human being on the planet.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

quote:

But I'll admit, it's fun to fantasize. I've seen scenarios I've envisioned (ex: firing down on a crowd from an elevated position) used, so it's fun to think "oh I could totally pull that off".

I admit to watching gore and reading about that kind of stuff. But a normal person fantasizes about how they would react being the victim in that situation not being the killer. Who the gently caress would mentally put themselves in the shoes of the WTC hijackers instead of the hero passengers??

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The rest of the fesh is just stupid "i'm so dark and twizted" rambling but Mindhunter is in fact a pretty good show even if you don't jerk off to the thought of killing people.

People always like to think they would pull off the perfect crime and the people who get caught are idiots, but there will always be something you overlook even if you are incredibly meticulous about it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Honestly I blame Game of Thrones for the incest stuff.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

Someone wrote a fesh about how incomprehensible the cuckolding fetish was to him once IIRC

I don't really get it either. If your fetish is "not having sex" you're just lazy IMO

A fetish is something that you need in order to get off. Not getting off to not getting off shouldn't be called a fetish, it should just be called "that guy's too lazy to gently caress."

edit:: vvvvv
:golfclap:

Nocheez fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Nov 2, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
A "pandasexual," if you will.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Which reporter on twitter was the one who asked his wife about the anime porn he had on his computer? I'm pretty sure that man wrote the second confession and/or is Jasiger.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Which reporter on twitter was the one who asked his wife about the anime porn he had on his computer? I'm pretty sure that man wrote the second confession and/or is Jasiger.

Kurt Eichenwald, confirmed epileptic and probable pedophile

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tactlessbastard posted:

Kurt Eichenwald, confirmed epileptic and probable pedophile

Very rude and uncalled for to accuse him of being Jastiger imo

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That's the one who got caught with hentai in his tabs, and claimed he was just doing research on what 'tentacle porn' was. (It was confirmed that the hentai he was viewing had no tentacles in it at all)

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Kurt Ecchiwald

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

tactlessbastard posted:

Kurt Eichenwald, confirmed epileptic and probable pedophile

he doesn't gently caress 3D children

[/Krieger voice]

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

yeah I eat rear end posted:

People always like to think they would pull off the perfect crime and the people who get caught are idiots, but there will always be something you overlook even if you are incredibly meticulous about it.
Sample bias. You don’t hear of the people who pull off perfect crimes. Ideally, there is no crime there. She overdosed, he drowned accidentally, she had an unfortunate accident, it was just his time. You only hear of the people who get caught, which means they were dumber than the police, and that tells you all you need to know, really.

A lot of missing person cases are perfect crimes. It gets kind of chilling if you think about it for too long.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Neutrino posted:

Who the gently caress would mentally put themselves in the shoes of the WTC hijackers instead of the hero passengers??

You wouldn’t think there’d be any nazis around after Raiders of the Lost Ark, but here we are.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Sample bias. You don’t hear of the people who pull off perfect crimes. Ideally, there is no crime there. She overdosed, he drowned accidentally, she had an unfortunate accident, it was just his time. You only hear of the people who get caught, which means they were dumber than the police, and that tells you all you need to know, really.

A lot of missing person cases are perfect crimes. It gets kind of chilling if you think about it for too long.

That's what the guy The Stepfather (the version with Locke from :lost: as the titular character) is based on thought too. He expected to get away but America's Most Wanted nailed his rear end decades after the murders.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Sample bias. You don’t hear of the people who pull off perfect crimes. Ideally, there is no crime there. She overdosed, he drowned accidentally, she had an unfortunate accident, it was just his time. You only hear of the people who get caught, which means they were dumber than the police, and that tells you all you need to know, really.

A lot of missing person cases are perfect crimes. It gets kind of chilling if you think about it for too long.

I meant specifically serial killings. Yeah some people get away with it forever but they are the minority. Even people who go out of their way to disguise any motive by just killing random drifters in random places get caught sometimes.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

That's what the guy The Stepfather (the version with Locke from :lost: as the titular character) is based on thought too. He expected to get away but America's Most Wanted nailed his rear end decades after the murders.
I met the economist with the same name (whose wikipedia page is apparently "John A. List", he's got the disambiguation line on top of that page you linked) a few years back and boy howdy was I ever confused when I saw that URL.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Hunt down convicted pedophiles and beat them to death with wiffle ball bats. That's the kind of serial killing this country needs.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

loquacius posted:

Someone wrote a fesh about how incomprehensible the cuckolding fetish was to him once IIRC

I don't really get it either. If your fetish is "not having sex" you're just lazy IMO

I always assumed the cuckold thing was some sort of repressed homosexuality thing. Like, their wife is a proxy for them or something?

Sometimes people just get hooked on weird things though, I dunno. :iiam:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fintilgin posted:

I always assumed the cuckold thing was some sort of repressed homosexuality thing. Like, their wife is a proxy for them or something?

I don't know if this is necessarily true, but you sure don't hear of gay dudes or lesbians cucking each other AFAIK

I think it's an example of people having weird reactions to changing gender politics

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Fintilgin posted:

I always assumed the cuckold thing was some sort of repressed homosexuality thing. Like, their wife is a proxy for them or something?

Sometimes people just get hooked on weird things though, I dunno. :iiam:

They’re a loving partner who wants to get off on pleasing their SO, but knows deep down that they aren’t capable of it.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

fruit on the bottom posted:

They’re a loving partner who wants to get off on pleasing their SO, but knows deep down that they aren’t capable of it.

that's the most loving depressing thing I've ever heard

I dunno I don't wanna kinkshame but I'm kinda tempted to cough politely toward the thread title in this one instance

e: don't gently caress your therapist, do gently caress your wife

loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Nov 2, 2017

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