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Carter Page is a national treasure https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/926186618981150725
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marshmonkey posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/926177168660533253 "Okay, guess what else I am going to reveal" "Mr. Page, really, we don't have time for this" "You gotta guessssss!"
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Nov 2, 2017 21:42
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Manaforts going to die in some Siberian blacksite.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:43
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Dick Trauma posted:It would be funny if Trump's entire administration goes down in legal flames while Carter Page strolls through Forrest Gump style. The irony would be that he gets away because he's in these interviews and just telling the truth, while everyone else is covering up. Not because he's honest, he just can't help bragging about what he's done.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:43
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Phoix posted:Carter Page is a national treasure There is absolutely no in-between. He is either rolling on the whole campaign or he has invoked the 5th for every question.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:44
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Manaforts going to die in some Siberian blacksite. lmao if the Russians wanted him dead we'd find his body with a Geiger counter, not in Russia.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:45
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farraday posted:Carter Page last guest who refuses to leave house party despite hosts indicating repeatedly it’s getting late. "So I says to Mabel, 'Mabel' I says..." (four hours later) "FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY FOUR BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY FOUR BOTTLES OF BEEEEER......" (an hour after that) "...and my psychic friend told me I was due for some good luck!" *everyone is dead*
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Nov 2, 2017 21:45
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:There is absolutely no in-between. He is either rolling on the whole campaign or he has invoked the 5th for every question. I really doubt they would keep him that long if they sensed he would just plead the 5th to every question.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:46
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Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track.
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I’m guessing the hearing faved a serious delay after staffers demanded carter Page get an actual lawyer because it was taking too much time for him to get an answer from r/Legaladvice after every question.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:47
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My boss gave me word that Pence was going to be giving a speech or something on Disney World property (Grand Floridian Hotel, maybe?) and that I should leave now and work the rest from home so as to avoid the motorcade. Makes my blood boil that horsefucker is that close to me.
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enraged_camel posted:Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track. That's the one but Carter Page has been doing this for months. He for some reason refuses to retain a lawyer and keeps speaking to the FBI/Congress without one.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:47
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carter page is trying to fillibuster the investigation
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enraged_camel posted:Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track. Yeah, that’s the correct moron
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enraged_camel posted:Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track. Yes, except he has done it repeatedly I seriously wonder about his mental competence
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Nov 2, 2017 21:47
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Phoix posted:Carter Page is a national treasure Will we get a public transcript
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Nov 2, 2017 21:48
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Will we get a public transcript yeah, it was one of Page's conditions for testifying
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Your Taint posted:"So I says to Mabel, 'Mabel' I says..." "Mr. Page, the filibuster rule does not apply to testimony!" "Oh, I think you'll find it does apply!"
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Nov 2, 2017 21:48
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enraged_camel posted:Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track. Yes, and the guy who presented a bunch of files that showed his contact with Russia to the FBI and chatted with the FBI voluntarily and with out a lawyer because he just so gosh darn sure everything he did was legal.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:49
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marshmonkey posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/926177168660533253 "When I was six years old I once pooped under the couch and blamed it on my dog." "A couple of years back I bought a van and drove it around to all of the meals on wheels facilities in the city, filled it up, and stored the whole van in a rented industrial freezer. I haven't paid for a dinner in five years." "I have, on more than one occasion, hidden in a clothing rack at a department store in order to play with the toys after hours." "I once convinced my little brother that I was a ghost, and that the only way I could find rest was if he found my burial site. It took twelve hours to get him out of that well." "Mr. Page, what does any of this have to do with Russia?" (Carter Page slaps forehead)
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Nov 2, 2017 21:49
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Phoix posted:Carter Page is a national treasure "Sir, you can't filibuster an interview, this isn't even the senate"
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enraged_camel posted:Is Carter Page the moron who admitted wrongdoing on TV the other day? Or was that another moron? I'm having trouble keeping track. He's like the guy from The Informant! come to life, except that guy is already a real person. It's all I can think of when he talks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w4pdDkYEAg
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the talent deficit posted:yeah, it was one of Page's conditions for testifying I kind of love this magnificent moron.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:49
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Two days later, the Committee calls a press conference *Visibly sweating* "Wow, okay guys. First of all, everyone is going to jail."
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Nov 2, 2017 21:50
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i am the bird posted:I kind of love this magnificent moron. He also vehemently turned down the option of having an attorney present, from what I recall
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Nov 2, 2017 21:51
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Fart City posted:"When I was six years old I once pooped under the couch and blamed it on my dog." "You guys said to tell you everything!"
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Nov 2, 2017 21:51
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Xae posted:Yes, and the guy who presented a bunch of files that showed his contact with Russia to the FBI and chatted with the FBI voluntarily and with out a lawyer because he just so gosh darn sure everything he did was legal. If my math is right Carter Page has now spent more than 24 hours testifying and answerering questions without the advice of a lawyer because he’s just that innocent.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:52
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ReidRansom posted:What's the angle here though? A lot of these people would have been safe in primaries. Surely they're not developing a conscience. They have calculated that their chances for ever seeking higher office -- a Senatorship for the Reps, a governorship for the Senators -- hinge on not having the kind of things on their records that a post-2018 Trump presidency might bring, whether that's an impeachment vote, an embarrassing primary loss, or just having to personally stare into the poo poo-eating grin of Speaker Pelosi. Politicians are like weeds; unless pulled out by the roots, they can lie fallow for a time and spring back up again bigger than ever.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:52
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Carter Page is probably going to inexplicably get out of this absolutely spotless
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Nov 2, 2017 21:53
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publishko posted:Carter Page is probably going to inexplicably get out of this absolutely spotless Maybe he thinks if he is super honest, they'll reward him with the presidency.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:54
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publishko posted:Carter Page is probably going to inexplicably get out of this absolutely spotless Lol no he's dead
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publishko posted:Carter Page is probably going to inexplicably get out of this absolutely spotless He's building up for an insanity plea.
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ReidRansom posted:What's the angle here though? A lot of these people would have been safe in primaries. Surely they're not developing a conscience. If you're actually ideologically driven, and you spend years convincing yourself "If only we controlled all the branches of government, we could finally do the good* stuff I think we should do" and then Trump comes in and fucks up and the R leadership fucks up and everything you try to do fails because Russia and incompetent leadership and everything else, well would it really be worth it? It's the dog catching the car thing. It's probably actually psychologically hurtful to some of the people there. *evil
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publishko posted:Carter Page is probably going to inexplicably get out of this absolutely spotless There's like a 50% chance that he's just too dumb to have ever actually been in on any collusion. I mean, he tried, but he kept accidentally colluding with the Belarussian government, because they sound the same and B comes before R on his contact list.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:55
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The Goonies remake, starring Carter Page as Chunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0i am the bird posted:I kind of love this magnificent moron. It'll have to be distributed as a Blu-Ray 10-Disc Special Edition due to the length.
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Nov 2, 2017 21:56
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Kelly posted:Maybe he thinks if he is super honest, they'll reward him with the presidency. Maybe he thinks it's like Slumdog Millionaire and the whole thing will end with an elaborate dance sequence
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There Bias Two posted:He's building up for an insanity plea. Lawyer: "My client pleads not guilty be reason of mental defect" Judge: "Are you saying your client is incapable of assisting in his own defense?" Lawyer: "Fuckin' lol man, check out this 500 page transcript he insisted be published" Judge:  Plea Accepted.
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The Glumslinger posted:Yes, except he has done it repeatedly Maybe that's what he's going for.
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Jesus christ https://twitter.com/HouseInSession/status/926191150259585024
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