Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

So what does Twitter-less Trump mean? All the poo poo he posted is archived somewhere, right?

Yep. wh.gov/privacy for more info. @Potus still active,

Twitter dog tax:

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Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

Medullah posted:

It's back.

lame

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Goddammit.

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Well that was a fun two minutes.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

gently caress

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Trump is just pivoting to video

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Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Carlosologist posted:

Trump is just pivoting to video

Trump went Tumblr.

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Twitter why you gotta tease me like that?

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Medullah: Aug 14, 2003; FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Carlosologist posted:

Trump is just pivoting to video

Holy poo poo I just pictured what the world would look like right now if Vine hadn't shut down

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QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

i dreamed a dream, but about trump's twitter account

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Oh Twitter, you delightful scamp. You almost made me believe you matured into a responsible company for a moment :allears:

But no, President Toddler Brain just accidentally deleted it trying to change the banner background or something because like my grandad before he died, he's angry, senile, and befuddled by technology he actually has to interact with himself :nallears:

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Spiritus Nox: Sep 2, 2011

....I wonder if all of his tweets are still there?

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Flip Yr Wig: Feb 21, 2007; Oh please do go on; Fun Shoe

That was the funniest scandal to happen over the course of a bathroom break.

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Akuma: Sep 11, 2001

Spiritus Nox posted:

....I wonder if all of his tweets are still there?

Someone is definitely cross checking as we speak.

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aparmenideanmonad: Jan 28, 2004; Balls to you and your way of mortal opinions - you don't exist anyway!; Fun Shoe

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Jared Kushner's lawyers tell CNN that Mueller is probing Kushner�s role in Comey firing.

They later went on to add: "Please! Send guns and money to get us out of this!"

Zevon references don't go unappreciated my friend.

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canepazzo: May 29, 2006

Literally the best 7 minutes of the year. "@RealDonaldTrump doesn't exist"

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QuoProQuid: Jan 12, 2012; Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

timeline 1 briefly reasserted itself

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Carlosologist posted:

Trump is just pivoting to video

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Insurrectum: Nov 1, 2005

The alternative Berrnstein-timeline keeps merging, can't be long until we merge into the Light universe with President and His Divine Shadow in Chief, Jeb!

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FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Well that was strange

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empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Uhhhhhh is that a thing that happens sometimes to accounts and usually nobody would ever notice it? What the gently caress?

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Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

He probably accidentally read a comment that wasn't blowing smoke up his rear end (now that they're cracking down on Russian bots) and momentarily rage quit

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canepazzo: May 29, 2006

Imagine if that had appened on the 4th.

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Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

Might be time to change the thread title.

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Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Trump thread II: 7 minutes in heaven

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stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

Twitter banned him but their ad revenue plummeted so much they reversed the decision. Those eight minutes cost Twitter eight billion dollars.

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Hastings: Dec 30, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Welcome to Pence America

How do you even make a case like that? Seriously? Great, he has a heartbeat. But he can't consent to participating in the case or declare a side. I mean, yeah, his mom can allow him to be a part of a case, I guess, but there has to be some sort of injury or life issue. It's not even a fetus serving as a witness, it's ultimate just a video as evidence. If an object can also claim personhood, how about we allow AI or robots next? The pro life side doing this actually opens up a whole lot of ethical considerations.

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Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

Hastings posted:

How do you even make a case like that? Seriously? Great, he has a heartbeat. But he can't consent to participating in the case or declare a side. I mean, yeah, his mom can allow him to be a part of a case, I guess, but there has to be some sort of injury or life issue. It's not even a fetus serving as a witness, it's ultimate just a video as evidence. If an object can also claim personhood, how about we allow AI or robots next? The pro life side doing this actually opens up a whole lot of ethical considerations.

A self-aware artificial intelligence would have much more claim to personhood than a fetus, as it could articulate wants and needs and would have ethical value as something that has agency.

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eyebeem: Jul 18, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Steve2911 posted:

Twitter banned him but their ad revenue plummeted so much they reversed the decision. Those eight minutes cost Twitter eight dollars.

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Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Fart City posted:

"When I was six years old I once pooped under the couch and blamed it on my dog."

"A couple of years back I bought a van and drove it around to all of the meals on wheels facilities in the city, filled it up, and stored the whole van in a rented industrial freezer. I haven't paid for a dinner in five years."

"I have, on more than one occasion, hidden in a clothing rack at a department store in order to play with the toys after hours."

"I once convinced my little brother that I was a ghost, and that the only way I could find rest was if he found my burial site. It took twelve hours to get him out of that well."

"Mr. Page, what does any of this have to do with Russia?"

(Carter Page slaps forehead)

Wait, I haven't told you about the third time my mom caught me masturbating. Or that time I shoplifted a mars bar when I was 5. Man it is soooooo good to get this all off my chest.

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Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Madkal posted:

Fart City posted:
"When I was six years old I once pooped under the couch and blamed it on my dog."

"A couple of years back I bought a van and drove it around to all of the meals on wheels facilities in the city, filled it up, and stored the whole van in a rented industrial freezer. I haven't paid for a dinner in five years."

"I have, on more than one occasion, hidden in a clothing rack at a department store in order to play with the toys after hours."

"I once convinced my little brother that I was a ghost, and that the only way I could find rest was if he found my burial site. It took twelve hours to get him out of that well."

"Mr. Page, what does any of this have to do with Russia?"

(Carter Page slaps forehead)
Wait, I haven't told you about the third time my mom caught me masturbating. Or that time I shoplifted a mars bar when I was 5. Man it is soooooo good to get this all off my chest.

Senator Fratelli: "I'm beginning to like this foreign policy adviser."

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Phoix: Jul 20, 2006

Dead man walking

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/926230524242391040

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Bhaal: Jul 13, 2001; I ain't going down alone; Dr. Infant, MD

Ok after thinking long and deeply about this for 16 seconds my guess is that the NSA or somesuch went to twitter to ask for a kill switch so that in the event of him tweeting state secrets, the location of our nuke subs, etc, they can have some tiny hope of avoiding catastrophe.

They were probably testing it out or something and accidentally threw the switch for real.

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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Didn't Page say in the TV interview that he's been cooperating with the FBI investigation?

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FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Phoix posted:

Dead man walking

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/926230524242391040

If loving Carter Page manages to take out Sessions I'm going to celebrate all day.

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Petr: Oct 3, 2000

I think logging into a user-deleted account from a different device re-activates it. Maybe he deleted it to hide evidence, then accidentally logged in from another phone?

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Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Maybe he had a stroke

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Phoix posted:

Dead man walking

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/926230524242391040

Stupid Watergate

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eke out: Feb 24, 2013

Trabisnikof posted:

Didn't Page say in the TV interview that he's been cooperating with the FBI investigation?

He said it in a crazy-sounding way that implied he had very different standards for what 'cooperating' meant than Robert Mueller would.

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Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Phoix posted:

Dead man walking

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/926230524242391040

quote:

Moreover, Page reached a rare agreement to allow the committee to release a transcript of his testimony, something that will happen early next week.

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