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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rip kevin spacey i thought you were cool, man

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



lol u know who he is u dink

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

That's why you need a .223 and a mountain dew bottle full of dip spit.

the .223 pistol was fuckin baller in the old fallouts BAM

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lol what the gently caress why is trump’s new background pic nyc?

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/926308190387654657

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lol what the gently caress why is trump’s new background pic nyc?

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/926308190387654657

hes sick of this prez poo poo, going back to trump tower and doing Business Deals

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

i was really pessimistic at first but i'm really glad that kevin spacey's "im gay" dodge didn't work and backfired

Yeah that was a hosed up way to try & get out of the situation on a bunch of different levels.

publishko
Feb 16, 2014

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lol what the gently caress why is trump’s new background pic nyc?

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/926308190387654657

he's cashing in SUPER HARD on the nyc terror attack. so, solidarity of course.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/juegosnomas/status/926306019201781760

sorry for posting my twitter but best format for this without having to resize images and poo poo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/juegosnomas/status/926306019201781760

sorry for posting my twitter but best format for this without having to resize images and poo poo

corruption in cspam, pluggin your own twitters

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

hes sick of this prez poo poo, going back to trump tower and doing Business Deals

i want this to happen and also for him to find the thing that lets him send his tweets as unblockable emergency alerts

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Bullfrog posted:

I'm telling you.... they seem to know. The dude I picked up a couple guns from there was once complaining to his coworker about how much he wanted to beat up 14 year olds who knelt for the anthem (I stopped going after that). But every time I picked up a gun there before that, he gave me this look like he loving KNEW I was a politically active leftist

Yeah i mean if i'm dressed to go to a show or something sure, but day to day i think i look like a completely average, normal person. But i think they are so used to seeing certain kinds of people in their bubble that they pick up on things I wouldn't, like maybe my hair is a little unkempt or my glasses are a different style than a good old boy would ever buy.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
psichuds

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
like Gorka hasn't binged Patton Oswalt

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol its because you smell okay

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

the time he thought vince actually died in the limo explosion

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Baloogan posted:

lol its because you smell okay

I smell decent, waiting until morning workout to shower =\

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"I have no clue who this very famous comedian is, which is why I felt the need to call him a Nazi" - A Hungarian Nazi

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

the story about his uncle that worked on nuclear

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/juegosnomas/status/926306019201781760

sorry for posting my twitter but best format for this without having to resize images and poo poo

ah yes, the ol' binary choice.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

Showing up to that charity event and forcing his way on stage to dance despite not having given anything

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

I still love him kicking the baby out of the rally while calling the mother stupid in the process.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

https://twitter.com/andrewperezdc/status/926297680455888896

lmao gently caress you, ralph

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

I think it's because im an obviously urban pencil man that they catch me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I smell decent, waiting until morning workout to shower =\

i slather on coconut body oil on every day because if i don't i simply would blow away like ash in the dry canadian winter

also first snow of the season BTW!!!

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

it's not actually funny, but him giving a fake million dollar bill to an impoverished elementary school's bake sale is darkly hilarious

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

JOHN DICKERSON: George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, there's truth to that. There is truth to that. There are certainly no corners. And you look, there's a certain openness. But there's nobody out there. You know, there is an openness, but I've never seen anybody out there actually, as you could imagine.

JOHN DICKERSON: But he-- what he meant was it's-- all comes --

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Sure. Sure.

JOHN DICKERSON: --back to you.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Sure. It does. But I think that's true anyway. But it does, there's no question.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Shear Modulus posted:

i want this to happen and also for him to find the thing that lets him send his tweets as unblockable emergency alerts

he basically ruined his life of not having to do poo poo except golf and call into shows and bitch occasionally because he cant control his own ego

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

That might be one of the worst campaign ads I've ever seen

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

he basically ruined his life of not having to do poo poo except golf and call into shows and bitch occasionally because he cant control his own ego

trump

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

when the reporter quoted bush saying the oval office doesn't have any corners so there's nowhere to hide and he said that's true but it's okay because he's never seen anyone out there, then pretended he knew what bush meant

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i hope northam loses

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

logikv9 posted:

i was really pessimistic at first but i'm really glad that kevin spacey's "im gay" dodge didn't work and backfired

I remember when jim mcgreevey pulled it and people bought it. Also his was slightly different in that he played up being gay was bad.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

quote:

“We know what this is, space. That’s all it has to say: space. There’s a lot of room out there, right?” Trump asked Aldrin as he prepared to sign the order.

Aldrin replied with a quote from the astronaut character Buzz Lightyear from the movie “Toy Story.”

“Infinity and beyond!” Aldrin said.

“This is infinity here,” Trump responded as Aldrin looked on, appearing increasingly confused by his comments. “It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something – but it could be infinity, right?”

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

GobiasIndustries posted:

That might be one of the worst campaign ads I've ever seen

ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek3OUay2uWw

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Shear Modulus posted:

whats the single funniest trump anecdote

i think its the coke button but im sure i forgot many things

when Spy magazine kept sending him smaller and smaller checks to see if he'd still cash them

the last one they sent was 16 cents

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Shear Modulus posted:

i want this to happen and also for him to find the thing that lets him send his tweets as unblockable emergency alerts

:ssh:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Bullfrog posted:

I'm telling you.... they seem to know. The dude I picked up a couple guns from there was once complaining to his coworker about how much he wanted to beat up 14 year olds who knelt for the anthem (I stopped going after that). But every time I picked up a gun there before that, he gave me this look like he loving KNEW I was a politically active leftist

I bought ammo today and they had a new sign posted on the entrance.

ATTENTION MARIJUANA USERS: IF YOU SMELL LIKE MARIJUANA WHEN YOU ENTER THE STORE WE WILL CALL THE POLICE

I was a bit high at the time but I vaped so no smell :lol:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

wasn't she the one who first said she used to be a witch and was tricked by satan or whatever?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Shear Modulus posted:

i want this to happen and also for him to find the thing that lets him send his tweets as unblockable emergency alerts

lol does this exist

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