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Breetai posted:Doki Doki literature club. Enchanted Hat posted:I just finished DDLC and I second this recommendation. It's really great if you go into it blind. I'm going to go into this 12.8 percent proof tomorrow morning and I swear if it does not completely fulfill every need I could have as human being you'll not see me post again itt. Beet, other beet person,  by 4pm gmt +10 Nov 4 I will be completely fulfilled as a human being by doki doki literature club or ban.
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Abuminable posted:Plus, enemies need to be in visual range to be engaged and must be attacked manually. And naval ships need to float, can't put weapons on the bottom of the ship (or the sides), etc.
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tooterfish posted:And trough urinals. In the verse those are called dream troughs and they cost $995 for the starter trough. In Stock
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Solarin posted:In the verse those are called dream troughs and they cost $995 for the starter trough. In Stock The inevitable consequences of peeking at the trough.
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/r/StarCitizen: "It happens when they change something... why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?" 
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Quavers posted:/r/StarCitizen: "It happens when they change something... why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?" 
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Thoatse posted:I know your avee is not from this but it still makes me think of it Made by someone I passingly know IRL. Sort of. He's not been to events for a long time.
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Thoatse posted:did I just post anime Yeah 
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I'm gonna go on the record here. I'm a loving bathroom genius. A urinal savant. If you pull up next to me, you bet your rear end I will start a conversation. I mean, it's fuckin' SPORT to me, only I'm the dream team and you're a rag-tag squad of hairy unathletic dads at the Y. My urinal game is like Jordan on a breakaway. poo poo's so elegant it makes the prima donna of the Russian ballet cry. I'll just fuckin' toss out a nugget of 24 karat small talk GOLD and even though you're dick-in-hand, you'll be absolutely loving POWERLESS against it. My conversational spell will draw you in like a cozy cabin in a snow storm. The instinctual fear as you realize I'm talking will be immediately washed away by how god drat witty, charming, and flat fuckin' APPROPRIATE my words are. You'll be so awash in a deep sense of relief as you ponder the depth and wisdom of my quip, and in that moment, when you are at your most vulnerable, I will sneak a peek. That's right. We know what we're holding, and we KNOW what you're holding. Hell, if I feel like taking a victory lap, I'll even talk a guy down who's havin' a rough poop in the stall, let him know he's ok. Let him know he's among friends. I am the master of the men's room. Pray you never meet me there.
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/BoredGamerUK/status/926409113692725248 Isn't it amazing how much stupid you can fit into 140 word segments?
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Wuxi posted:Isn't it amazing how much stupid you can fit into 140 word segments? buh buh buh the angry SSD owners!
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drat, they didn't even bother to give the Intel shill-ships LTI? That's some weak poo poo, CIG. People are shelling out $500 for a variant of a ship that originally cost something like $200 and you can't be hosed to give them LTI? CIG's gone so far into the ship-selling rabbithole that they can't even remember their own rules.
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Beet Wagon posted:drat, they didn't even bother to give the Intel shill-ships LTI? That's some weak poo poo, CIG. People are shelling out $500 for a variant of a ship that originally cost something like $200 and you can't be hosed to give them LTI? LTI sales stopped in 2014. Checkmate goonailure
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Beet Wagon posted:CIG's gone so far into the ship-selling rabbithole that they can't even remember their own rules. Fake it till
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/BoredGamerUK/status/926409113692725248 You just had to, after I was reminded I knew a guy who did a cool animation, also remind me I also know one of the most gullible marks I've ever met.
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Dear Newegg: Please issue an RMA for my Intel OPTANE. Reason: No LTI on imaginary ship. Thank You- BoredGamer, Angry SSD User Golli fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Nov 3, 2017 |
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Wuxi posted:Isn't it amazing how much stupid you can fit into 140 word segments? Suboptane.
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/BoredGamerUK/status/926409113692725248 2 months of insurance? That's going to run out before 3.0 even launches. 
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I could have sworn one of the tweets or whatever stated the new jpeg came with LTI Did they really make it 2 month only LTI because they're just that scummy ? Also reading the optane pdf from Intel , it looks like another case of serious marketing fluff, someone should buy an optane (Bootcha) and then complain to Intel that their marketing pamphlet doesn't include any of the 'rich gameplay' promised with star citizen
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Quavers posted:LTI sales stopped in 2014. Checkmate goonailure poo poo, he's right. Maybe this is it, the moment the sun breaks after our long night. Maybe this is when the tide turns and CIG starts keeping their word and making the actual ahahahahaha gently caress I tried
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BoredGamer at least recognizes that LTI is supposed be "Life Time Insurance". Maybe he can explain to everyone exactly how it works, and why the SSD Users should be Angry about this sleight-Of-hand. 140 characters at a time.
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quote:“I get quite frustrated with people looking at it through the prism of yesterday’s game business – a game like Star Citizen doesn’t have a release date,” Roberts confirms. “What it does have is us saying ‘It’s going to be at least this, and we’re probably going to grow features beyond this’. And while we’re building it, you can play it. Guys he's frustrated because no one understands how to make games anymore.
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Golli posted:BoredGamer at least recognizes that LTI is supposed be "Life Time Insurance". I expect an effort post by Ben shortly to clear up any confusion , and calm the super overpriced ssd havers Or maybe a ham fisted comedy styling post by lando
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FrozenLederhosen posted:Guys he's frustrated because no one understands how to make games anymore. Ah yes the 'yesterday game business' of making poo poo and shipping it to customers That is so old school and backwards thinking , these days it's hip to make nothing and never ship anything
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Groundbreaking tech Chris has made the world's first quantum game! It exists in two simultaneous states until it is interacted with by the user. The game is both Alpha and Released Already. Observer notes it is a buggy piece of crap: "It is Alpha. Send more money." Observer notes it is a buggy piece of crap and they want a refund: "It is released. No refunds."
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tooterfish posted:The rest of the space is taken up by gravity goo and toilet cubicles. Fishtanks, bottles of interstellar booze, and jacket storage. Mostly jacket storage.
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Quavers posted:/r/StarCitizen: "It happens when they change something... why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?" CIG: I know kung fu. Morpheus: Show me. *five years later* Morpheus: Ok, you nearly got your uniform on without strangling yourself. This is progress.
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I've just read an amazing series of articles about how particle physicists have been using muon (cosmic ray) sensitive photographic plates in a technique called 'muon tomography' to look for the gameplay in Star Citizen. Check it out, it's amazing - they detected a huge empty cavity where previously everyone thought there was a game. https://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaap/ncurrent/full/nature24647.html
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Sunswipe posted:CIG: I know kung fu. Morpheus: Also, you don't really need to wear 4 uniforms at the same time.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7ahftv/was_checking_out_the_radar_app_from_citcon_when_i/ Its only 8% complete, give it
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Anybody share this yet? Some interesting quotes from Crobberts out of this interview posted yesterday http://www.mcvuk.com/articles/development/star-citizens-chris-roberts-talks-community-development-recruitment-and-rel Chris Roberts posted:“One of the reasons it’s taken so long is that we’re going for a sims level of AI,” says Roberts. “If you’re doing an FPS campaign, then there’s some AI, but it’s combat AI and actions are scripted. With us, our planets orbit and rotate around stars, and there’s night and day cycles, so the AI will have their schedules and you should just be able to populate a farmer and he’ll get up in the morning and go to his field, eat some lunch, and go back out to work. It’s all very systemic. That kind of AI takes much longer to build and have work.” Last time I checked, they were saying that they weren't going to do orbital mechanics. This statement seems to run counter to that. Want to place bets on whether this is more technical debt or simply Chris Roberts not knowing what's going to be in his own game? "Chris Roberts posted:“We’re really focusing on systemic design,” says Roberts. “That should create emergent behaviour for a lot of things. It’s just giving the players the tools to do it. That’s one of our mantras – to build the systems and give the tools to the players – and, yes, we’ll put some designed content in, but we also want them to drive it. It’s the only way for a world like this to work. Otherwise, you can’t feed it with enough content.” Reinforcing the idea of the 'pivot' from a rich handcrafted universe to a more player-driven system like Elite. Reddit's been calling us morons for years for saying they'll never be able to make enough content to fill these planets and solar systems, and here it is straight from the thumb's mouth... Chris Roberts posted:“I get quite frustrated with people looking at it through the prism of yesterday’s game business – a game like Star Citizen doesn’t have a release date,” Roberts confirms. “What it does have is us saying ‘It’s going to be at least this, and we’re probably going to grow features beyond this’. And while we’re building it, you can play it. Yeah it's called early access, dude, and it doesn't mean you don't have a release date...
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Beet Wagon posted:Anybody share this yet? Some interesting quotes from Crobberts out of this interview posted yesterday It's old-ish, it was in a digital magazine, guess they posted the Croberts stuff as an article now https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&userid=97709&perpage=40&pagenumber=20#post477788029
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