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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Proteus Jones posted:



I presume it's issued with the 50gal Hefty Bag needed to bury you when you inevitably fall into the whirling death blades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oYS_5SgU_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FS3D1rCos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oatfBgjxf04

Bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gGygxDIJX0

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kibayasu posted:

Don't feel too bad because I believe that most spiders that you can find inside your house are pretty likely to die anyways if you move them outside.

I once saw a spider that seemed dead in my lounge room while vacuuming, It wasn't moving and looked like ants were having a feast on it. I laughed 'you fucker! I won this war of attrition', and gave it a nudge. The small things were not ants, they were the loving hundreds of babies which spread everywhere across the floor.

That vacuum took many lives and was duct taped closed and thrown under the house for quite a while.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Years ago a girlfriend had a Christmas wreath of real pine boughs that she kept up into the second week of January or so. Apparently that was long enough for the thousands of praying mantis eggs in it to hatch. It was extremely freaky to notice the walls look like they were moving, but see upon close inspection that it was innumerable white baby praying mantises. I had to vacuum them up while she cried in the bathroom over the mass murder of cool baby bugs.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Humphreys posted:

I once saw a spider that seemed dead in my lounge room while vacuuming, It wasn't moving and looked like ants were having a feast on it. I laughed 'you fucker! I won this war of attrition', and gave it a nudge. The small things were not ants, they were the loving hundreds of babies which spread everywhere across the floor.

That vacuum took many lives and was duct taped closed and thrown under the house for quite a while.

Heeegh. I would probably have lit the house on fire.

Last time I went home, my mom blurted out, "I think I know why you're arachnophobic. My sister told me our mother used to make you clean the leaves out of the crawlspace under the deck in the summer."
"Yes, she did. That did happen. I thought I blocked it from memory, but thanks for loving reminding me."
"Your grandmother was a horrible person."
"Everyone knows this, Mom."

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Have you seen that Russian tank-mounted one? It's loving horrifying.

https://youtu.be/I3D4FN5cdZk

OSHA as gently caress.

I could feel my eyes bugging out when that thing fired up

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

glynnenstein posted:

Years ago a girlfriend had a Christmas wreath of real pine boughs that she kept up into the second week of January or so. Apparently that was long enough for the thousands of praying mantis eggs in it to hatch. It was extremely freaky to notice the walls look like they were moving, but see upon close inspection that it was innumerable white baby praying mantises. I had to vacuum them up while she cried in the bathroom over the mass murder of cool baby bugs.

You should have just left them there to grow into full-size praying mantises cause imagine how loving awesome that would be

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I, too, wish to live in a Syfy Original Movie

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Sagebrush posted:

You should have just left them there to grow into full-size praying mantises cause imagine how loving awesome that would be

A few of them escaped the sucking death and we rooted for them to survive to spring, but it turns out the inside of a row house in January isn't ideal for them.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Catpain Slack posted:

Continuing the snake-chat from last page, there's a longer version of that snake handler gif in video form that shows the boxes being held in place by lockable bars. I recommend watching it, it's awesome! That dude has some serious brass balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4qDQwNozWU

That setup really trains the cobras to just start biting at poo poo the moment the container is opened.

The lab I worked at one term had the snakes on a schedule, where we took out a few each week from their living area to a feeding container to eat, then put them back.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

Dienes posted:

That setup really trains the cobras to just start biting at poo poo the moment the container is opened.

The lab I worked at one term had the snakes on a schedule, where we took out a few each week from their living area to a feeding container to eat, then put them back.

You harvest venom by having the snake bite a container, so that may be a design goal.

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
Look at all these tough guys can't handle a few buggos. Sadly, predatory insects are the best defense against the true enemy - parasites:

For example, Triatomine, bringers of Chagas Disease, now a growing threat across most of the United States.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Humphreys posted:

Apparently we were very close to a lot of exploded buildings after he casually mentioned he likes the look of the blue tops.
I wonder how many designers of safety systems have considered the strategy of making the more dangerous items very very pretty, just so dickheads will talk about the horrible, horrible mistakes they're about to make.

`Nemesis posted:

Space heater :downs:


What? It's insulated. No problem!

Humphreys posted:

The small things were not ants, they were the loving hundreds of babies which spread everywhere across the floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHgAHCFVfI

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

C.M. Kruger posted:


Helicopter stunt bikes

I see this and raise you Smokey the Bear's ill advised $40,000,000 adventure in aeroengineering


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jENWKgMPY

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

cakesmith handyman posted:

Have you seen that Russian tank-mounted one? It's loving horrifying.

https://youtu.be/I3D4FN5cdZk

OSHA as gently caress.


lol I thought it was one of those hold my beer things till I scrolled to the second vid

not a professional hedge cutter but wouldn't a giant chainsaw or saw wheel thingamajig at the end of that boom do the job with a billion percent less chance of a giant, heavy loving blade flying off and into some poor sods house and family?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

shame on an IGA posted:

I see this and raise you Smokey the Bear's ill advised $40,000,000 adventure in aeroengineering


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jENWKgMPY

And this was possibly *safer* than its competitor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWfX9wAiMm4

Gandor
Apr 22, 2008

Proteus Jones posted:



I presume it's issued with the 50gal Hefty Bag needed to bury you when you inevitably fall into the whirling death blades.



Anyone else reminded of these fuckers? That height isn't enough clearance, very unsafe.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

lol I thought it was one of those hold my beer things till I scrolled to the second vid

not a professional hedge cutter but wouldn't a giant chainsaw or saw wheel thingamajig at the end of that boom do the job with a billion percent less chance of a giant, heavy loving blade flying off and into some poor sods house and family?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfz1YrpMbBg

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

in a pinch they can also be used to cut a caviar factory in two

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.



I'm a fan of the Lunar Landing Research Vehicle myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSlaYfxklm4

Here's footage of what happens when you lose control: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDI8SQ2fmLA

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Are airplane crashes caused by human stupidity OSHA?

http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/a3115/what-really-happened-aboard-air-france-447-6611877/

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Those are the dumbest pilots I have ever seen.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Jeoh posted:

Are airplane crashes caused by human stupidity OSHA?

If you have 20 mins spare, hear how the famous Concorde crash occurred.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqOcYhzWUZY

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

chitoryu12 posted:

Those are the dumbest pilots I have ever seen.

This guy is without a doubt the worst pilot I’ve ever heard of.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Ruflux posted:

I actually kinda doubt it, because I see the exact same spiders outside and inside. They like to create webs on the porch and a fair amount of them live right nearby there. I usually dump any that I take outside on the railing, and they scamper off somewhere from there.

But yeah, no it's not that I care about it all that much, I just figured out spiders are actually useful since they kill actually annoying insects so I try not to kill them generally. Hell, usually I just leave them alone even inside unless they're in the way or something.

Cellar spiders (long thin legs, primary cobweb culprit) evolved to live in houses and don't do well outdoors. General rule of thumb is that if they aren't yellow/white then they're probably fine outside. Indoor spiders don't need the pigment that outdoor spiders have.

General Specific
Jun 22, 2007

I had one of those, but the front wheel fell off and I had to get rid of it.

If he was flying with AF447's copilots he might have cleared the mountains.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Holy poo poo.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Hmmm, so what you're saying is if a senile old man can fly whatever plane he wants without training or rating and what kills him is reading the wrong airport designation, I'll have no problem because I know how to use a handheld GPS.

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:
Forum goons later reported that the accident pilot mentioned that he 'knew how to use a handheld GPS.'

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

Cellar spiders (long thin legs, primary cobweb culprit) evolved to live in houses and don't do well outdoors. General rule of thumb is that if they aren't yellow/white then they're probably fine outside. Indoor spiders don't need the pigment that outdoor spiders have.

Yeah but consider this: I live in Finland. The spiders I get are tiny as all hell and there is absolutely no visual or other distinction between the ones living outside and the ones inside. Long-legged ones do exist, but they're pretty rare and I've never dealt with one. As far as colors go, they're all dark shades. Never seen a brightly colored one in my life.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Ruflux posted:

Yeah but consider this: I live in Finland. The spiders I get are tiny as all hell and there is absolutely no visual or other distinction between the ones living outside and the ones inside. Long-legged ones do exist, but they're pretty rare and I've never dealt with one. As far as colors go, they're all dark shades. Never seen a brightly colored one in my life.

is it awesome there?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Improbable Lobster posted:

Cellar spiders (long thin legs, primary cobweb culprit) evolved to live in houses and don't do well outdoors. General rule of thumb is that if they aren't yellow/white then they're probably fine outside. Indoor spiders don't need the pigment that outdoor spiders have.

Not in cold weather though. Giant House Spiders are happy living outside all summer, but move back into houses in the fall. They also have the best name.


Giant House Spider

https://www.falsewidowspider.org.uk/british-biting-spiders/giant-house-spider

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Nov 4, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Moto42 posted:

Forum goons later reported that the accident pilot mentioned that he 'knew how to use a handheld GPS.'

Reminds me of Adelir Antônio de Carli.

quote:

also known in Brazil as Padre Baloeiro or Padre do Balão ("'Priest of the Balloon'" in Portuguese), was a Brazilian Catholic priest, who died during an attempt at cluster ballooning on April 20, 2008. Carli, an experienced skydiver, undertook the exercise in order to raise money to fund a spiritual rest area for truck drivers in the Paraná port city of Paranaguá

On April 20, 2008, after taking off in a chair attached to 1000 balloons, Carli was able to reach an altitude of 6,000 metres (19,700 ft) before losing contact with authorities. Pieces of balloon were later reported floating in the sea off the coast.[11]

Carli's flight equipment included a parachute, helmet, waterproof coveralls, GPS device, mobile phone, satellite phone, flotation device chair, aluminum thermal flight suit, and at least five days of food and drinking water. His training for the stunt included jungle survival and mountain climbing courses, but apparently did not include instruction on use of his GPS - in a telephone call he made during the flight, he stated that if someone could just explain how to use his GPS he could relay his position to rescuers

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

chitoryu12 posted:

Those are the dumbest pilots I have ever seen.

Pinnacle 3701

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


.....oh my God.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
https://youtu.be/hfnEuRA7-vo

After the accident they closed up the starter cubicle (it was damaged but it looked like it hadn’t damaged the 2400V bus) and put a memorial marker on the door to that compartment. :smith:

At about 3:51 they talked about him throwing the disconnect switch lever to open the cubicle and then once the cubicle is open throwing the switch again to re-energize the cubicle. Those kinds of door safety interlocks are common on stuff that’s from 208V to 600V, and on some systems for troubleshooting you do need to reapply power.

I’ve also seen disconnect switches with a bypass - the power switch needs to be open to open the cabinet doors UNLESS you take a flat-head screwdriver and turn the bypass screw on the side of the switch. That allows you to open up the main door without killing power.

Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 4, 2017

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/GI9hbXh.mp4

And let this be a lesson, if you see a truck tire, run away

https://i.imgur.com/v4HHbYG.mp4

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Reading this stuff is so wierd because they don't use words or terms that say "they shouldn't be doing this"

For all I know, testing the limits of an empty plane is standard procedure? It's just funny when reading this and realizing "hey wait, the 410 club sounds dumb"

quote:

The two pilots were exploring the performance limits of the empty CRJ-200 on the flight. The pilots decided to test the limits of the CRJ and join the "410 club", referring to pilots who pushed CRJs to their maximal approved altitude of flight level 410 (FL410; 41,000 feet (12,000 m)).

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

KoRMaK posted:

Reading this stuff is so wierd because they don't use words or terms that say "they shouldn't be doing this"

For all I know, testing the limits of an empty plane is standard procedure? It's just funny when reading this and realizing "hey wait, the 410 club sounds dumb"

They probably should have realized they were making a mistake when the plane repeatedly struggled to make the climb and they had to override the computer that was preventing them from killing themselves.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ExecuDork posted:

I wonder how many designers of safety systems have considered the strategy of making the more dangerous items very very pretty, just so dickheads will talk about the horrible, horrible mistakes they're about to make.

What? It's insulated. No problem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHgAHCFVfI

Perfect!

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