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Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Davros1 posted:

Couldn't he just poo poo on the ground, then force fling his poop into the water, avoiding the back splash?
What if the Porgs are Luke's sentient crap?

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Vinylshadow posted:

What if the Porgs are Luke's sentient crap?

Wow, he discovered the secret to manipulating the midichlorians to create life

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


*Porg sacrifices itself to save Rey*

Luke: Truly, he was the Milennium Falcon.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Saw this in the lobby at IMAX Thor last night.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Is that Luuke on the right?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Two Lukes Theory confirmed. George Lucas played the long game. drat you!

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

The MSJ posted:

I remember reading about this but I can't seem to find the title of the book on Wookiepedia. It's not a major plot thing, just them talking to each other in a scene not connected to the main story, kinda like that Jar Jar cameo.

I know someone at Lucasfilm has mentioned General Syndulla before, implying she lived past the TV show, and now this animated short confirms that. But I really don't remember any mention of her or Sabine in any post ROTJ books yet. I haven't quite managed to read all of them yet, though.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Gonz posted:

Saw this in the lobby at IMAX Thor last night.



Uh

Hmmmm. Hmmmmm. Two Lukes.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

euphronius posted:

Uh

Hmmmm. Hmmmmm. Two Lukes.

The one with the mustache is evil.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

euphronius posted:

Uh

Hmmmm. Hmmmmm. Two Lukes.

Two Lukes, one exhaust portal

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

euphronius posted:

Hmmmm. Hmmmmm. Two Lukes.

Which one is bigger?

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Is Triclops confirmed for TLJ?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

UmOk posted:

Is Eyeclops confirmed for TLJ?

Do you mean Triclops? Or Trioculus?

edit: Ah, you fixed it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I got two lukes
And I aint ashamed
I got two lukes
And i love them both the same

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
The real question is, which one is Bigger Luke?

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


Does Luke's entire body get bigger in proportion?

Asking for a friend.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Barudak posted:

I got two lukes
And I aint ashamed
I got two lukes
And i love them both the same

One, two, lukes kneel before you
That's what I said, now

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

Well Manicured Man posted:

The real question is, which one is Bigger Luke?

Dark Side Luke. Clearly you do not know your Bigger Luke Theory, friend :colbert:

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

thrawn527 posted:

Do you mean Triclops? Or Trioculus?

edit: Ah, you fixed it.

Well there probably is a character named Eyeclops somewhere in the EU

mitochondritom
Oct 3, 2010

Which is Luke and which is Luuke?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Luke, Luuke, Bigger Luke, and Cool Hand Luke walk into a bar...

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I really hope the marketing is lying and this is not going to be a copy/paste of ESB.

I do hope these hints that Luke is using both sides of the Force are true, because it would be nice to not just follow the same path as the original trilogy.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
So I was at a Gamestop earlier this evening, and saw this ceramic coffee mug modeled after one of Snoke’s bodyguards:



UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

Gonz posted:

So I was at a Gamestop earlier this evening, and saw this ceramic coffee mug modeled after one of Snoke’s bodyguards:




Definitely not a penis

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

UmOk posted:

Definitely not a penis

If your penis looks like that, see a doctor.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

Well Manicured Man posted:

If your penis looks like that, see a doctor.

Sometimes dicks can be exaggerated representations in movies and other art. R2 pulls his dick out in Starr Wars and it looks nothing like any human dicks I've seen. Darth Vader has a dick for a head, as does Booba Fett. Anakin, Padme, and Obi wan are tied to three dicks. Jedis carry around dicks that become erect when they get excited. Han Solo almost gets eaten by a giant dick after he gets blue balled by Leela.

Star Wams is full of penis.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Maybe the real Luke is the big one and we should actually be talking about Smaller Luke

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Maybe the real Luke is the big one and we should actually be talking about Smaller Luke

What the hell is this poo poo? Luuke is obviously the real one. It's almost like Star Warps fans don't like Star wars

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
wtf is luuke

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
New fan theory: Han killed Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

Just chumming the water here for my 10,000-word Reddit post that will prove it.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

fridge corn posted:

wtf is luuke

Check out this guy. Probably never even read "The Turban of Dengar" series.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gonz posted:

So I was at a Gamestop earlier this evening, and saw this ceramic coffee mug modeled after one of Snoke’s bodyguards:





Wow your daughter really outdid herself in pottery today

Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

Taintrunner posted:

Wow your daughter really outdid herself in pottery today

I dunno - that looks nothing like an ashtray

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Those Star Wars coffee mugs are atrocious. I got the Deathtrooper one as a gift and it's the worst coffee drinking receptacle I have ever owned. It's just a massive loving mug that due to it's shape is a total pain in the rear end to drink out of.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

They are decorative!! Or designed to hold pencils/porgs on your desk at work

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPCtC5-JuoY

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I only learned earlier this year that people will say "at, at" instead of "a, t, a, t" and it has destroyed my entire foundation of the world.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Snooze Cruise posted:

I only learned earlier this year that people will say "at, at" instead of "a, t, a, t" and it has destroyed my entire foundation of the world.
They pronounced it that way in an episode of Archer once and it took me a few moments to even realize what they were saying. And how do those people pronounce AT-ST?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Lord Hydronium posted:

They pronounced it that way in an episode of Archer once and it took me a few moments to even realize what they were saying. And how do those people pronounce AT-ST?

My guess would be at, sat?

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Snooze Cruise posted:

I only learned earlier this year that people will say "at, at" instead of "a, t, a, t" and it has destroyed my entire foundation of the world.

It is pronounced "A, T, A, T." Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

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