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Besides turning my joints into a fine paste and finding out just how far up my back problems from running with armor can go, cadence while doing company runs is I'm pretty sure the second most infuriating thing about Army running. No, I don't want to slinky back and forth from a dead sprint to a negative forward speed or shuffling in place and yes I do have other poo poo to do with my breathing than shout about C-130s rolling down a strip for the fiftieth loving time.
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Icon Of Sin posted:We got “punished” at one point in OCS by not being allowed to sign cadences. Best week ever imo I was in the last OCS class to use the old barracks near Airborne school. About halfway through we moved up the hill with the rest of OCS however all of our classes were still scheduled to be at Building 4 as if we were still in the Airborne school barracks area. This meant almost an hour of cadences on the way to class, an hour to lunch at the OCS DFAC, an hour back to class, and then another hour back around dinner time. Almost 4 hours of loving cadences. I still refuse to sing cadences whenever we do division runs or whatever, at OCS I sang a lifetimes worth of cadences. I'd be more willing to sing cadences if we could sing the hosed up ones but all we're allowed to sing these days is the stupid hooah cadences. gently caress that.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:20
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Mustang posted:I'd be more willing to sing cadences if we could sing the hosed up ones That nasty slut Josephine.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:23
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Mustang posted:I'd be more willing to sing cadences if we could sing the hosed up ones My girl's a vegetable
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Nov 4, 2017 02:28
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It's me, I'm the terrible O that banned cadences with overt and awful ethnic slurs and calls for war crimes against women and children.
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mlmp08 posted:It's me, I'm the terrible O that banned cadences with overt and awful ethnic slurs and calls for war crimes against women and children. I just like singing about killing communists.
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Nov 4, 2017 02:51
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My platoon at airborne school was full of Navy EOD, recon Marines and Air Force guys. None of them knew or cared about any of the Army cadences the black hat tried to sing so eventually he got fed up and we all got three weeks of doing the airborne shuffle to the sweet strains of "airborne, airborne, all the way".
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Nov 4, 2017 03:21
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I’m a fan of slutty grandmas. When she was a 96, she was on the corner turnin’ tricks A handjob, a rimjob, a rusty trombone Little old lady could make you moan
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Nov 4, 2017 03:30
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Left, right, left, right, left, right, KILL!
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Nov 4, 2017 03:39
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There's a hole, there's a hole, There's a hole at the bottom of the sea.
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Nov 4, 2017 03:46
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When your granny was 93 People paid her money to see her pee She loved a golden shower, bukkake too Little old lady had something for you
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Icon Of Sin posted:When your granny was 93 Ranger school was a looooooooooong time ago.
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Up popped the Ranger from the coconut grove. He was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. He wore a bullet proof vest with a three button stitch. He was an rear end kickin', mother fuckin' son of a bitch. He line a hundred girls up against the wall. Bet a single dollar he could gently caress them all. He hosed 98 til his balls turned blue. Then he backed off, jacked off, and hosed the other two. And when he died he went to hell. hosed the devil's daughter and he hosed her well. 98 devils runnin' down the hall. Yellin' stop the son of a bitch before he fucks us all.
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Nov 4, 2017 04:06
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*the only sound is feet hitting the ground while on a run* This is the best cadence ever.
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MurderBot posted:*the only sound is feet hitting the ground while on a run, alone, because i am not in the army anymore*
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what even is running, all I ever do is weightlifting  also no matter what you do to "fix" PT attitudes, units will always have some bullshit 290 STANDARD!!!!! and make you do remedial PT even if you have a decent but not perfect score. The concept of remedial PT is asinine anyway (for most units) if your unit is doing PT every morning anyway. So they aren't in shape doing the PT the unit is doing... so the solution is to make them do the same PT only twice a day? Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Nov 4, 2017 |
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Justin Tyme posted:what even is running, all I ever do is weightlifting Soldier shows serious lack of heart. Do not promote.
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McNally posted:My girl's a vegetable This one, along with “I went to the playground!”, any mention of Jane Fonda, or Jody were banned. Army PT is loving dumb. I have big issues with my legs, like ‘I’ll never run again like a real boy.’ Stuff. Doctors and physical therapists have no fuckin clue what’s wrong. The latest I can theorize is that my hips got so loving tight that they are effectively trapping blood in my legs (kind of like an exercise-induced popliteal artery entrapment, though official diagnosis is Compartment Syndrome. The only thing my current physical therapist, my first civilian one and also fit as gently caress, thinks that its due to almost a decade of doing those bullshit exercises because EVERYONE does sit ups wrong and other exercises wrong. Don’t correct it, just quit the bullshit. PRT will kick your rear end if you do it right but holy poo poo does everyone get it wrong.
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One of the most convenient things about being an officer is never doing PRT because I think it's dumb and I don't have to Why senior NCO's have a huge boner for PRT is beyond me
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Mustang posted:One of the most convenient things about being an officer is never doing PRT because I think it's dumb and I don't have to It's their achievement from the past several years of war that they avoided. Of course they're proud of what they've done.
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Mustang posted:One of the most convenient things about being an officer is never doing PRT because I think it's dumb and I don't have to Because it’s regulation
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Mustang posted:Why senior NCO's have a huge boner for PRT is beyond me
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Mustang posted:Up popped the Ranger from the coconut grove. Man. This owns.
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Vahakyla posted:Man. This owns. 
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Lmbo
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Get you sumadat grunt poo poo you cherry gently caress.
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Nov 4, 2017 08:08
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brb printing that out for the LT.
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You are one convincing gimmick account man
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Nov 4, 2017 10:28
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Please don't sing rape fantasies as cadence.
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Mustang posted:Up popped the Ranger from the coconut grove. https://youtube.com/watch?&v=vcXWsuEVKuo
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Vahakyla posted:Man. This owns. gently caress you
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I haven't heard anyone sing up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove in like ten years. Now it's all heyyyy you got it oooah oooah oooh ooooeeeyyy threw em in the riverrr laughed as they drowned get busy one time two times C-130 rollin down the strip bullshit.
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C-130 rolling down the strip Hit by a mortar and the motherfucker flipped Airborne Rangers trapped inside Airborne Rangers Kentucky fried
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Went to the market where all the families shop Handed out some coupons And then we saved a lot! Went to the playground Where all the children play Pulled out some candy And gave it all away!
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Vahakyla posted:Man. This owns. 
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Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Your Battle Buddy posted:Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. That’s not very battle buddy of you.
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He must be calling out everyone that shits on our motivated troops.
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Your Battle Buddy posted:Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. We post dick pics, drunkposts, sadbrains, We post our saddest days, Because the posts all count the same, Insults stick to GIP. Chorus: Insults stick to GiP, Insults stick to GiP.
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Only cadences from the CD sold at clothing and sales should be sung.
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