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Who's going to win this mess?
This poll is closed.
Our New Canadian Overlords 19 35.19%
East Hartford FC 0 0%
Better World Cup Odds Than the USMNT 3 5.56%
28-3 4 7.41%
gently caress Anthony Precourt 9 16.67%
Our DV8 Doesn't Have a Brass Pole in It 5 9.26%
We're Not Repeating, Don't Vote for Us 5 9.26%
That Other...OTHER Canadian Team 2 3.70%
Only Palatable with Vodka 3 5.56%
Rock You Like a Hurrica...nevermind 3 5.56%
We Have the *Best* Luck in Away Knockout Games 0 0%
gently caress Chris Wondolowski for Belgium 1 1.85%
Total: 54 votes
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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Haha

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Waston still three years later still makes me feel dyslexic reading his jersey.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

camoseven posted:

The west is so bad and whoever wins it will get crushed by any of the east teams

Correct!

I can't even be mad, advancing after playing like this would have been highway robbery.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Way to waste all those goals on San Jose

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
What the gently caress whitecaps? That was a really sad 2 games.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

DR AIDS posted:

What the gently caress whitecaps? That was a really sad 2 games.

Robinson was trying to Mourinho his way through and shock, horror, it didn't work.

Honestly I think Reyna and Techera only started today out of desperation, neither of them looked terribly fit and we are really short on creativity when they aren't on.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Nov 3, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jack2142 posted:

Its okay we all know Freddy Montero can't score in a Sounders playoff match!

Still true btw

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus:

https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/926315840059990016

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

Still true btw

So far I am 2/2 on playoff predictions.

Jahn will win it against Atlanta,
Montero will not score,

I know need to figure out what else I need to get right.

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 3, 2017

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Jack2142 posted:

So far I am 2/2 on playoff predictions.

Jahn will win it against Atlanta,
Montero will not score,

I know need to figure out what else I need to get right.

Bwp will have a hat trick to give RBNY the series win

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
All right my dudes, time for six hours straight of Domestic Soccer (well let's be honest, we'll all just watch the East games). I don't even have to change channels all day, thanks TSN.

Toronto home leg vs. RBNY up first, just about to kick off.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

NY looks decent through the first 5 minutes, but I don't think they'll keep it up. It would be hilarious to see tfc get kicked out of the playoffs at home again though.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
New York keep managing to JUST divert near-perfect TFC final balls, I can't imagine they'll get away with that forever though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

New York keep managing to JUST divert near-perfect TFC final balls, I can't imagine they'll get away with that forever though.

I'll be shocked if they can even get to halftime unscathed.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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binge crotching posted:

NY looks decent through the first 5 minutes, but I don't think they'll keep it up. It would be hilarious to see tfc get kicked out of the playoffs at home again though.

I think the Austin Crew look more likely to beat Toronto.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Come on NYRB, you losers win the East so I can watch an MLS Cup in Seattle.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Announcer just called Jozy fat for a second time. Love it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Jozy about to get a red

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
handbaaaaaaaaaags

Edit: lol at that replay, Jozy blatantly trying to get Littlefinger a red card.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Sack of potatoes!

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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"loving pussy, go gently caress yourself" - Kljestan as he walked away lol

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Seltzer posted:

Jozy about to get a red

I wish

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Oh no I forgot soccer was on today because the playoff schedule makes no sense

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just 1 minute stoppage? That fight was 4 minutes at least.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
https://twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/927279037201842176

Can players get carded in the tunnel?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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I hope just before the ref blows the whistle to start, he cards 5-6 players.

I'll be surprised if there isn't a red or two in this game.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh poo poo:

https://twitter.com/NewYorkRedBulls/status/927282417924063233

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Great

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

lol

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
This bar won’t put espn on wtf

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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camoseven posted:

This bar won’t put espn on wtf

To be fair, ESPN hasn't shown the best part of the game: the half time scuffle that led to two red cards.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
*to the tune of Roxanne*

Faaaaat Joze
You had to go and pull out the red card

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I don’t think players should get cards for things that happen when the clock isn’t running. Just let every game become a boxing match at 45 and 90

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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We've imploded. Columbus please stop toronto

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I did not just post that..... We're winning it all

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
...the gently caress just happened?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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whypick1 posted:

...the gently caress just happened?

BWPs 100th goal

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
gently caress wtf come on you Torontos

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a lucky as hell bounce

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