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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Jeoh posted:

guys the Durgesh meme is bad :(

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1507737869313814&id=100002328463394

essentially: Durgesh is that guy's disabled father

One of the several goons from the early thread who know how to translate will need to explain this before I will ever believe durgesh is not a secret hero who punishes internet pervos

Also those translations and glossary style posts were pretty awesome in general

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Another thing that is interesting is a lot of times they'll be a thread on SA and then a few months later I'll see poo poo on facebook that's related

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


The Virgin Sanjayy; The Chad Durgesh

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

lmao Swastika Mukherjee, @swastika24

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


this article explains the sanjay/durgesh thing better than that facebook post

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/10/the-sad-truth-behind-the-viral-meme-of-sanjay-and-durgesh.html

very sad if true, but also kinda too weird to be true??? who knows. the internet is weird.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gluten Freeman posted:

this article explains the sanjay/durgesh thing better than that facebook post

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/10/the-sad-truth-behind-the-viral-meme-of-sanjay-and-durgesh.html

very sad if true, but also kinda too weird to be true??? who knows. the internet is weird.

TAGS: FACEBOOK HOAX CATFISHING BAD MEMES

:mad:

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

quote:

At the time he was following one person and their Instagram handle was “breasts” so it’s hard to say if it was a legitimate account or not.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Hey Durgesh, stop stealing my moves!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Automatically shagging my milks

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I'm hard to say that it was.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

My vagene acount is awaiting deposit of your pennies full bby. Uuh uh ooh aah

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
Dear Contracts Followers,

Sorry for my absence, have been working away from home.

Here's what seems to be a series on... Karoon Gas???

quote:

​From: Dmitrei Sophronius <zikzjqstunu@mid.com.au>
Date: 26 October 2017 at 10:41
Subject: Contracts just quick notice that KAR had rised again kk today?
To: Contracts

Contracts,

Charts tell story better than words, you take a look yourself, the plot of Karoon Gas(KAR) history.

5 years ago it was more than 7, but now it is only 1.2 something. It has been rising steadily recently.

I think it will easily pass the 2.0 pole before holiday this year.

I know you won't beleive me, but who cares, that is how ordinary people like you missing chances.

Look Contracts, this thing is already at its bottom, there isn't any risks left, why not just have a try?

regards

D


quote:

​​From: Timur Helmuth <aivltroliogzekt@vid.com.au>
Date: 26 October 2017 at 17:32
Subject: Contracts please note Karoon Gas an not dying, it has a great future
To: Contracts

Contracts,

KAR, or Karoon gas as we know it, it is winning!

it is not busted as rumor suggests. It is holding its ground pretty firm. It will never fall down.

It has a brighter future than any of us. Don't trust me? just search for its history, ASX:KAR, do it now! Its past will be its future, these things are periodic.

We need to be part of it. Look at the plot below, it won't take long to recover its position, the surge is pending!

I am taking shares tmr, quick or you will fall behind

See you

Timmy


quote:

​From: Joe Merton <rsagjiuqwz@joe.com.au>
Date: 29 October 2017 at 20:53
Subject: Contracts please I have 10 years of experience
To: Contracts

Contracts,

Sorry for this prompt email, I just can't wait.

Nobody remember Karoon gas(code name "KAR" by the way) when ten years ago they hit 11 point something. That was 10 times more than now right?

I have been looking at this thing for ten years, and today I can't wait to tell you this.

>From the experience I can tell you is that tomorrow it will start to go up, little by little, and within 3 months, that is almost 100 days, double itself. It has been ten years and it always works like that please remember it.

I think you should ask for a leave tomorrow and act to it than sit and watch, you won't understand that kind of pain when you regret it. Contracts you are still young, try to let your kids live better.

Don't thank me, thank yourself tomorrow

Joe


quote:

​From: Medraut Tata <bahaghsrqi@sub.com.au>
Date: 30 October 2017 at 15:13
Subject: Contracts I think I find another sz example
To: Contracts

Contracts,

Was that You asking another example of potential ASX stck? Anyway...

Below is the chart for Karrooon Gas or "KAR", it is very popular now, every one is talking about it.

Couple of months later it could go back to what couple years ago it wroth, please see figure 1 for its history, that count as more than 2 times rsie.

Yesterday my neighbour is talking about it, today morning my wife is asking about it, and I say tomorrow I have to take action or I will totally miss this chnace.

Contracts have you heard of this? I think you just ask some guy on the street he will tell you about it.

See you

Joe


quote:

​From: Alda Talamo <entkksuz@sar.com.au>
Date: 31 October 2017 at 18:37
Subject: Contracts Nice job d keep up good work
To: Contracts

Contracts,

See below we got 2% up today for KAR

If Karoon Gas keep going up like this it will double in 2 months.

I should have put more into it. I should have get rid of my house for it.

What's your plan?

Anyway well done keep up good work.

Sincerely

Alda

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Have they got Huckabee-Sanders also writing email now?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Oh my God the prediction arrows

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Honky Dong Country posted:

lmao Swastika Mukherjee, @swastika24

It's an Indian name. Not very popular in Germany.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Open trouser

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

etalian posted:

Open trouser

Good even Adam Carousel

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


bitch bologna

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Jerry Cotton posted:

bitch bologna

:discourse:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Rambling Robot posted:

It's an Indian name. Not very popular in Germany.

Yes I'm aware. It's also funny as hell.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

World Cup for you

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



CONTRACTS,

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
Holy poo poo

When they're back, they're back

quote:

​From: John Hunt <uvuzupla@sin.com.au>
Date: 5 November 2017 at 20:24
Subject: Contracts should I complain about your HR manager g
To: Contracts

Contracts,

It is awesome! Last week I hired a HR manager of Indian background for by branch in Sydney, guess what happened?

She is awesome! she just talked with other workers from India and found out who are from a lower caste, and lowered their salaries by 50%(still above minimum so yes legal)!

Before this I don't even know that lower caste India workers can accept such low pay! it is so great to hire Indian workers, they do more and certainly ask for less! much much less!! Oh, to further exploit that you have to have an HR from India too! Don't forget, write it down.

Look Contracts I am certainly not big fan of that caste system, but you know what? It helped me out! I now love it so much, we should introduce that for Australians too(just kidding, I don't need to hire Aussies anymore) Your should try the same!

First, Hire more Indian workers, then hire an HR from same background! How easy is that you tell me!

Easy!

John Hunt

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I love the attempt at a joke while also apparently earnestly agreeing with the caste system

Besides, how the hell do you even make sure your HR manager is of a higher caste than any other indian hires, that feels like it’s probably illegal to ask about (well, in the US, at least)

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


I keep thinking, 'how can they possible top that??'

And then they do, and they make it look so easy.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Indians make excellent slave labor!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Tired Moritz posted:

Indians make excellent slave labor!

Very breakable spirits, My Dearest Contracts!

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Tsunemori posted:

Holy poo poo

When they're back, they're back

Haha jesus christ, I'm laughing more out of how terrible it is than how absurd it is. Yeah gently caress those members of lower castes :psyduck:

I honestly can't tell if this spam is sent by Indians trying to promote the hiring of Indian workers or sent by Australians trying to promote hatred towards Indians by hammering in terrible stereotypes and haha took your jobs crap.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
joe knows it's going up uP UP

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Tsunemori posted:

Holy poo poo

When they're back, they're back

https://clyp.it/hzp0a2a5

I also do funerals.

edit: Guy Fawkes tonight, so quality might be a little bluh.

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Nov 5, 2017

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Wow, these are getting intense. Always good to see someone agreeing with negative stereotypes and systematic oppression in order to....uh....get Contracts?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Wow, these are getting intense. Always good to see someone agreeing with negative stereotypes and systematic oppression in order to....uh....get Contracts?

The Indian spammer guy thinks the dude's name is Contracts.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I love the contracts emails, did they include a link to buy said stock? I wonder how they benefit

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The Indian spammer guy thinks the dude's name is Contracts.

I assume it's automated and the address is like contracts@company.com

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
Pretty much, our email is Contracts @ <domain>.

No links whatsoever. Just occasional pictures like the stock market thing. Not even any attachments.

I really don't understand what they're trying to do, but well, I guess some people are still falling for it if they're still doing it?

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Tsunemori posted:

Pretty much, our email is Contracts @ <domain>.

No links whatsoever. Just occasional pictures like the stock market thing. Not even any attachments.

I really don't understand what they're trying to do, but well, I guess some people are still falling for it if they're still doing it?

Thanks, a guy I know who trades shares/stocks whatever was fascinated when I showed him these emails.

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