Grandmother of Five posted:

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

Henker posted:

There's a 100% chance that couple has this in their house.

AWarmBody posted:

Live Laugh Geek

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

At the risk of giving that awful thing more thought than it deserves, how is "have fun stormin' the castle" your go-to quote for The Princess Bride, and not "[we know that] death cannot stop true love."

Powaqoatse posted:

in my times on these forums, "my name is inigo etc", the "inconceivable" exchange, and the whole "dread pirate roberts" confusion are the most quoted lines from that movie. i dont remember those two at all.

ive only seen the movie once, in my 20s, so you know im legit

Hihohe posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zlSJE25.mp4

Fishstick posted:

Ah, the Puss and Boot

Solice Kirsk posted:

"To blaaaaaathe."
"Mawwage"

Toops posted:

I'm gonna go on the record here. I'm a loving bathroom genius. A urinal savant. If you pull up next to me, you bet your rear end I will start a conversation. I mean, it's fuckin' SPORT to me, only I'm the dream team and you're a rag-tag squad of hairy unathletic dads at the Y. My urinal game is like Jordan on a breakaway. poo poo's so elegant it makes the prima donna of the Russian ballet cry. I'll just fuckin' toss out a nugget of 24 karat small talk GOLD and even though you're dick-in-hand, you'll be absolutely loving POWERLESS against it. My conversational spell will draw you in like a cozy cabin in a snow storm. The instinctual fear as you realize I'm talking will be immediately washed away by how god drat witty, charming, and flat fuckin' APPROPRIATE my words are. You'll be so awash in a deep sense of relief as you ponder the depth and wisdom of my quip, and in that moment, when you are at your most vulnerable, I will sneak a peek.

That's right.

We know what we're holding, and we KNOW what you're holding.

Hell, if I feel like taking a victory lap, I'll even talk a guy down who's havin' a rough poop in the stall, let him know he's ok. Let him know he's among friends.

I am the master of the men's room. Pray you never meet me there.

Inescapable Duck posted:

TCC exists for a similar reason as the heads on pikes in front of an orc fortress, except people keep coming up to personally rip off their own heads to place them on the pikes.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

At the risk of giving that awful thing more thought than it deserves, how is "have fun stormin' the castle" your go-to quote for The Princess Bride, and not "[we know that] death cannot stop true love."

apropos to nothing posted:

E! true hollywood behind the musics style voice over: it was 2009 and the posters of fyad were riding high off "balloon boy" fever
jon "docevil" hendren: it was crazy. balloon boy was a national sensation and of course everybody was talking about how they wanted to gently caress the balloon. if you had any interest in the balloon boy hysteria then you were posting in fyad, and if you were posting in fyad then you wanted to gently caress th eballoon. for a bunch of us it wasnt even sexual it was just wanting to be that clsoe to the spectacle and the limelight
*video freezes and goes black and whiote*
but the good times wouldnt last forever

Powaqoatse posted:

im saying maybe "fighting words" dont have to be in person

Rufus Ping posted:

you wanna take this outside buddy

Blind Rasputin posted:

I need help with something. I read here a month or so back that I needed a deer bone to polish my cordovan leather boots. I was at my family’s house over the week and they hunt a lot and had recently bagged a buck. They had been dressing it and letting it hang over the past few days before finally carving all the meat off. I asked for one of the rib bones thinking this would work fine and it’s a new one, and saved me about $30. At first, it definitely did shine up the boots and remove a lot of scuffs, especially in areas I worked a lot of time on. They are gorgeous now.

Is it normal though for the bone to cause a like meat smell to the boots? It is honestly foul. Like, I can barely wear them anywhere now without my girlfriend commenting. Especially inside a car with the heater on. It just smells like so foul. I don’t know if this is normal or not? But I am afraid I just can’t wear them anymore until I figure it out. I’ve stored them under the sink now because they ruined the clothes in my closet, which I fixed by rewashing them but still.

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

Deer...bone? What? I can’t imagine what he hosed up to get there.

Solice Kirsk posted:

This isn't real right? A person didn't really rub a wet freshly slaughtered deer bone on boots to shine them right?

Sagebrush posted:

People have used rendered bone extracts as leather conditioners for centuries, recognizing that leather is naturally preserved by animal oils when it's on the animal, so probably pretty much anything greasy that comes out of the animal can do a similar job.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Hulk Hogan meat boots.

Trig Discipline posted:

goon love is the best love

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did it? That's depressing.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The dude with one arm and a panther tattoo?