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HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

You posted:

What made Donald angry? I have this scene pretty much clear in my memory but I can't for the life of me remember anything else from it.

He can't get the window open.

https://youtu.be/_j_7ZKNxiQM

Gah, new page.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

mysterious frankie posted:

I'm super disappointed because I expected something gay. That's relentlessly Midwestern mom. Midwestern moms are naturally drawn to themed collections of surprisingly expensive crafts that express common pleasant feelings. My wife's mom covered the walls of her house in tiny decorative outhouses and farming implements that say "love" "togetherness" "happy" and whatnot. My mother enjoys cows, but is otherwise anhedonic, so she covers her house in cow art that lacks treacly phrases.

I mean, I'm sure a very motherly, uncreative gay person could have been behind those jars, but if I was rolling by I wouldn't think that the homo agenda was spreading; I'd think that someone's mom ran out of room in the house and so she was forced to go to work on the yard. I'd imagine a middle aged man watching her ruin his lawn from inside the house, a single tear tracing the contour of his cheek.

"Those goddamn jars," he'd mutter. "Those goddamn loving jars."

:perfect:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

They didn't name this model "Solomon." They hosed up.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/JoshPherigo/status/926594025448263686

Caufman
May 7, 2007
An incredible amount of cooperation had to come together to make all that happen.

bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"


:allears:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




This ranks right up there with the paper airplane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6TrjiS3Ig

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Solice Kirsk posted:

BRB, I gotta write up a sales pitch to increase a mohel's profit margins tenfold!

It's a ring, but if you rub it a little it turns into a necklace.

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Phanatic posted:

It's a ring, but if you rub it a little it turns into a necklace.

Just don't wear it that way outside on a cold day.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Proteus Jones posted:

This ranks right up there with the paper airplane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC6TrjiS3Ig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

MausoleumExtremist posted:

Yes I am Icelandic and Yes the app is real and until I was about 8 years old I thought that EVERYONE'S grandmothers were sisters.

Ah, the Norn sisters that rule Iceland with an iron fist

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Picnic Princess posted:

Anyone else see that 60 minutes Donald special about how he was a washed up actor because he was always losing his temper?

Edit: Found it

https://youtu.be/kx85oWi1yJQ

2:45 in he motherfucking shoots up his audience. :stare:

Like literally.

Like, proper definition of literally.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Phanatic posted:

It's a ring, but if you rub it a little it turns into a necklace.

Surely that would make it a turtleneck?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Breetai posted:

2:45 in he motherfucking shoots up his audience. :stare:

Like literally.

Like, proper definition of literally.

It was funny back before it started happening all the time.

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Bloodborne 2 is looking good.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Who What Now posted:

Superman's heat vision is just his x-ray vision focused on a single small point.
:goonsay:

But...xray vision is absorbing incoming xrays...not emitting them!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

This ranks up there with some of the most awesome videos I've ever seen. Like mentioned, if for no other reason than the insane amount of cooperation this took, with, assumingly, a whole lot of people who didn't know each other.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Plot twist, the final recipient didn't own the hat, is a thief.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

bike tory posted:

Plot twist, the final recipient didn't own the hat, is a thief.

Naah, her brother in law threw it back in

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



canyoneer posted:

Naah, her brother in law threw it back in

:golfclap:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ak Gara posted:

But...xray vision is absorbing incoming xrays...not emitting them!

What? No, natural sources of x-rays are extremely rare. Superman's x-ray vision in the Golden/Silver Age worked like an x-ray machine in your doctor's office.

You
Oct 6, 2009

Not remebering what thread this was made me incredibly worried that someone would fall out. But it felt even better when everything turned out fine. :3:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

You posted:

Not remebering what thread this was made me incredibly worried that someone would fall out. But it felt even better when everything turned out fine. :3:
Even if someone did, they'd just toss him back up there.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kwyndig posted:

What? No, natural sources of x-rays are extremely rare. Superman's x-ray vision in the Golden/Silver Age worked like an x-ray machine in your doctor's office.

Which is why he is crosseyed as a motherfucker, it only works extremely close range, and Clark Kent has to wear corrective eyeglasses.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Kwyndig posted:

What? No, natural sources of x-rays are extremely rare. Superman's x-ray vision in the Golden/Silver Age worked like an x-ray machine in your doctor's office.

X-ray machines in your doctor's office work by shooting x-rays at one side of your body and capturing the image with film or detectors on the other. You can't do that when the emitter and detector are on the same side.

If anything, Superman's x-ray vision works like the backscatter x-ray machines that they use as body scanners at the airport these days.

e: that were used, apparently. A few backscatter machines were installed after 9/11 but they've all been replaced with millimeter wave scanners now

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
itt we discuss seriously the feasability of supermans x ray vision.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sneakyfrog posted:

itt we discuss seriously the feasability of supermans x ray vision.

Lois absolutely has breast cancer from overexposure

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The Bloop posted:

Lois absolutely has breast cancer from overexposure

OTOH, Superman can detect and burn away the tumors.

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Deteriorata posted:

OTOH, Superman can detect and burn away the tumors.

His heat vision works by line of sight though, so he'd have to burn away a lot of skin and flesh first.

Also, doesn't a normal x-ray machine work by projecting the x-ray image onto some surface that is sensitive to / capable of displaying it? So having x-ray vision makes no sense either way.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

sneakyfrog posted:

itt we discuss seriously the feasability of supermans x ray vision.

in the Marvel universe they just have Magneto-Resonance Imaging.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Maybe his eyes suck xrays from nearby machines into his retinas

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I hear he also performs circumcisions

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Breetai posted:

2:45 in he motherfucking shoots up his audience. :stare:

Like literally.

Like, proper definition of literally.

donald duck has ptsd, it is canon that he is the only disney character to have seen combat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWAf3dQxAfQ

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

boner confessor posted:

donald duck has ptsd, it is canon that he is the only disney character to have seen combat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWAf3dQxAfQ

Bugs Bunny did meet the Japanese army, though not in uniform:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20z3qb

'Bugs Bunny Nips The Nips' - guess how racially sensitive it is.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

boner confessor posted:

donald duck has ptsd, it is canon that he is the only disney character to have seen combat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWAf3dQxAfQ

many cherry blossoms to you!

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

pidan posted:

His heat vision works by line of sight though, so he'd have to burn away a lot of skin and flesh first.

Also, doesn't a normal x-ray machine work by projecting the x-ray image onto some surface that is sensitive to / capable of displaying it? So having x-ray vision makes no sense either way.

Backscatter like at airports bow bounces it back at the source. He could shoot that our of his eyes and see the backscatter

Also he could just be able to see wavelengths of light that exist at super low levels but are all around. Like ambient background xrays.

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