Who What Now posted:

Six bucks for probably a tiny ice cream cone? gently caress that.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

You say that now, but what if I told you that it would turn your poop bright green?

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Haifisch posted:

I am both intrigued and alarmed.

Do I even want to know what that white streak in the ketchup is?

The Snoo posted:

it's really just the condiments that make it unpleasant

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

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Hattie Masters posted:

So, a little while back I made a post about a strange Taco van in my area. I did not post a trip report because I hadn't had it.

Then I had it, ate it, and uploaded the photos.



This was the simple, unassuming package that was delivered to me. I had ordered several others for friends but this one was mine.
I obviously went for the Chicken Nugget one because how the gently caress could I not.



This is what it looked like. Now, I may be just some Englishman, with a large ocean between me and one of the nations supposedly involved in this product, and a small channel between the other, but that looks like precisely zero tacos I have ever seen before. General consensus was that it was a strange burrito. Those with more knowledge may inform me otherwise tho', for all I know this is a standard of French-Mexican cuisine.

Be warned, from hereon are pictures of the inside of the "Taco" and they aren't pretty. Not super gross but still.



Yup. That definitely is a chicken nugget in there. It's been a lil' while since I ate it but I think I can see a Jalapeno in there too. But the weirdest thing?



There were French Fries in it. Just kinda chilling in there. Didn't add a whole lot to the thing.

Overall verdict? Not exactly fine dining but if I was shitfaced and nearby, I would not turn my nose up at this strange effort in street food. It tasted better than I was expecting, but then again that wasn't hard.

Sorry if this wasn't up to the standards of Trip Reports, long time reader and all that.

Hattie Masters posted:

They claim to be Mexican-French cuisine. The Tacos are said, on the van but not on JustEat, to be French-Style Tacos. I believe this to be absolute bullshit.

Wa11y posted:

Challenge...accepted?



Okay, so I forgot the part where you're supposed to hold it together with toothpicks. But I didn't cut it all the way through at the bottom, put a lot more slices through it, and used some thin sliced mozzarella. I made pizza sauce from a can of tomato sauce and spices, including garlic, poured some of that over the top, and put some pineapple slices on it. Placed it in my pre-warmed cast iron pan, put it in the oven as directed. When it was done, I poured some more pizza sauce over it, then sprinkled some parmesan cheese over it (real parmesan, not the dry powder crap) and put it back under the broiler for 2 minutes. Put a spoonful of the pizza sauce on the plate, then put the loaf on top.

My 4 year old devoured it, my 7 year old who loves "Hawaiian" pizza ate it all up, too. My wife said the sauce was excellent, and she's thinking next time we should put the Spam on its side so it doesn't fall apart so bad, and maybe throw some sauteed mushrooms on top. I prefer my Spam well done, so I thought it was a bit under cooked in the middle of the loaf, but what do you expect for a loaf of pre-cooked meat from a can?

3 1/2 out of 5 stars, I guess? Not terrible, will probably make it again.

Might need to see how it can be adapted to a dutch oven over a campfire.

Edit: VV It'll look worse tomorrow morning. Want pics?

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This is way more of a personal AFP but



Goddamn do I hate watermelon, but I can't stop laughing at "gently caress it, just throw some ice cream on top of a huge melon chunk, who cares"

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It is, indeed, a watermelon slice filled with watermelon ice cream, which sounds hella good. The corn version, however:

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It is, indeed, a watermelon slice filled with watermelon ice cream, which sounds hella good. The corn version, however:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh gently caress my sloppy dickhole please dear sweet baby Jesus

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ever sit down to change your tampon and it's more than ready to go?

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It is, indeed, a watermelon slice filled with watermelon ice cream, which sounds hella good.

Smoke posted:

Aldi in The Netherlands has some new AFP on offer.



At least it's just bread dough they're using and not pastry dough. For reference, a frikandel is kind of comparable to a hot dog(also made of meat of dubious origin) and the sauce they're using is curry ketchup, basically a spicy version of ketchup.