Week 9 Gameday Thread

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Thirds and long

thirds long

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

lol stanton

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Thirds and long

1/3 and long?? But yea it's 3rd downs and long you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Grittybeard posted:

My complaint isn't about your assessment of the team, it's because the Chiefs have been in the AFC West since they joined the league.

Next you're going to tell me the arizona cardinals were part of the nfc east

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Asproigerosis posted:

Next you're going to tell me the arizona cardinals were part of the nfc east

thank god for realignment

still too many 'boys fans in AZ though

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Generous spot, but thanks for the help Washington

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Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Qwijib0 posted:

thank god for realignment

still too many 'boys fans in AZ though

It is insufferable how many cowboys fans are around philly.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

jeez i thought that was a pick six

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

love the bullshit

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dickcatch.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

RWBS

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I'm not 100% sure that was a catch, but I'm angry about the non-interception instead.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Dak quantum tunneled a ball through a corner to Witten

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Fuk papa john

I went for a run in the snow, looks like i didnt miss anything

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

it would be mike rowe voicing this garbage

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh yeah, I forgot we got Freeney

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

When will Dez Bryant be relevant again?

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

"People ask me what kind of coach Jaspn Garrett is. I tell you, he eats white rice with a glass of milk for lunch every day. I've never seen him eat anything else. And he sleeps in his clothes standing upright at his desk. Just creepy Jim. Real creepy. He's the kind of guy who you know you'll see him one day begging for change at a bus stop because he didn't get the help he needed. Anyway, check out this run..."

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Greased up running back.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Christ that ate up clock

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

can't wait for HDR to solve the half shadowed field problem

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Shinjobi posted:

When will Dez Bryant be relevant again?

"The previous play is under review."

"Upon further review, the ruling on the field has changed to an incomplete pass"

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Nov 5, 2017

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

This BB commercial keeps making me think of the Bulls.

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

one of you please stop that man, jeez

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Seahawks can't get out of their own way

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I know you want to get Hill the ball but running him on what looked like a basic counter trey does not seem like the best idea.

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Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

Let's get this into field goal range so that we can... Oh.

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

good ol' penalty ball

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Doug Baldwin is so good.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dougie Fresh :hawksin:

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

"Now Jim, another thing about Jason Garrett is he will toss your salad like a motherfucker. Now he'll never offer, and he'll say no if you just go right up to him and ask, but one day in that locker room your eyes will meet and you'll just know its time."

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