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Benny Harvey posted:I gave up on getting laid but then that's when people started saying I should get a girlfriend. Then why does every single thing you post reek of insecurity and desperation?
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Anne Whateley posted:No, they aren't related and post-1950s dermatologists won't say they are. The first thing dermatologists usually say to acne patients is to wash less often and more gently. huh fair enough, guess the dermatologists i saw in my late teens and early twenties were pre-1950s. Benny Harvey posted:Nah. lol count how many times this guy contradicts himself in this one post i've got 4 from a quick scan
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Nov 5, 2017 23:50
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This thread was more fun before everyone started feeding the Benny.
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Nov 5, 2017 23:52
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Nov 5, 2017 23:53
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Nov 5, 2017 23:56
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"it's your parents' responsibility that you exist" woah.
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Nov 5, 2017 23:58
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Fartbox posted:Depends on what exactly you're doing but all the women I've talked to tell stories of how they're constantly hit on, everywhere and that it gets tiring. But of course, especially in clubs, bars etc. If they're just out with their friends they might not be interested in you at all and if they're out of your league they might just be telling you to get lost to save everyone some time. Are you only approaching really hot women? Because they're usually only interested in really hot men the barista sighs heavily before calling the next customer's name. "benny!" benny approaches the counter. from a distance, he almost looks normal, but his posture is always off and he tends to lapse into this odd stare that makes both of them uncomfortable. he's a regular customer at the coffee shop, there almost every morning. usually the barista will quietly tap her coworker brad on the shoulder and swap places until he leaves, but brad's sick today, and there aren't any other guys who work this shift. someone's gotta deal with him, and this morning, it looks like it's gonna be her. the she hands over the drink. "here you go, sir," she says, trying to find a tone of voice that conveys "I'm being polite because I'm at work, but I actually really hate you." she tries this basically every time she has to serve him, but he obviously has trouble understanding subtext. "thanks," he says, picking the drink off the counter. he pauses briefly. "you look nice this morning, april." the barista mumbles "uhm. thanks." she tries to edge closer to the barrier between polite but terse and visibly irritated. the next order can't be ready quickly enough so she has an excuse to shoo him away. "I found these t-shirts that look pretty cool. what do you think?" he says, pulling up some facebook page on his phone and shoving it in her face. the shirts in question have a lot of skulls and weird edgy slogans in metal-band-logo-esque text. "that's uh, not really my thing," she says, looking around to make sure her boss doesn't notice what's happening and chew her out for talking with customers again or some bullshit. "it looks kind of goofy, I guess" "oh." benny apparently hadn't considered that response. "uh, well, I was thinking of getting one, and I thought this one looks kind of cool." he flips though a few photos in whatever album. "ORDER UP!" the barista breaths a sigh of relief as she turns around to grab the finished drink. she reads the name on the side, smiles a bit and calls it out. "jess!" she turns back around to see benny holding his phone in her face expectantly again. she ignores him, focusing on the woman approaching the counter. "here you are, miss," she says, trying to fight off a big goofy grin "thanks, baby," jess accepts the drink, clearly also ecstatic to see her. she starts walking out of the coffee shop, turning briefly to make a "call me!" gesture. benny, soured by that interaction, takes his drink and sulks over to an open table to post angrily on the /r/incels thread about how girls never want to talk to him
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Wait a minute, if the only one impregnating women is Chad, and then they eventually end up settling down with a guy they refuse to gently caress while cheating on, etc., meaning that only Chad genes pass on, how do they get their terrible Incel genes in the first place
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Nov 6, 2017 00:12
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Improbable Lobster posted:Then why does every single thing you post reek of insecurity and desperation? Anxiety and depression I guess. Coolguye posted:huh fair enough, guess the dermatologists i saw in my late teens and early twenties were pre-1950s. Such as? noether posted:the barista sighs heavily before calling the next customer's name. Actually I've never hit on a barista, barmaid or waitress. I don't hit on any women anymore unless you count online dating.
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Blade Runner posted:Wait a minute, if the only one impregnating women is Chad, and then they eventually end up settling down with a guy they refuse to gently caress while cheating on, etc., meaning that only Chad genes pass on, how do they get their terrible Incel genes in the first place
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Nov 6, 2017 01:27
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noether posted:benny approaches the counter. from a distance, he almost looks normal, but his posture is always off and he tends to lapse into this odd stare I'm pretty sure "his posture is off" and "the position of his eyes isn't quite right" are up with "positive canthal tilt".
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hyphz posted:I'm pretty sure "his posture is off" and "the position of his eyes isn't quite right" are up with "positive canthal tilt". Uhh no. That poo poo is easy to see. Canthal tilt that is 2 degrees off is not.
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Nov 6, 2017 01:57
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Normally I wouldn't do this humblebrag poo poo, but, since we have several incels coming from inside the thread. I'm always amused by just how insufferable or shut-in these sad sacks must be. I am, like, the gooniest gently caress, but I have had several women ask me out. I had to turn them down, of course, since I was taken, and also gay, but.
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Nov 6, 2017 02:06
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hyphz posted:I'm pretty sure "his posture is off" and "the position of his eyes isn't quite right" are up with "positive canthal tilt". No, posture and eye contact are like the foundational pieces of body language and are HUGE. He's not talking minor physical attributes.
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Nov 6, 2017 02:17
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Normally I wouldn't do this humblebrag poo poo, but, since we have several incels coming from inside the thread. I'm always amused by just how insufferable or shut-in these sad sacks must be. I am, like, the gooniest gently caress, but I have had several women ask me out. I had to turn them down, of course, since I was taken, and also gay, but. Congrats? Do you want a sticker or something? This is like going into a thread about poor people and saying "wow, these poor people are really insufferable. I'm, like, the poorest gently caress, but I just bought a new car yesterday."
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Nov 6, 2017 02:32
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The Dennis System posted:Congrats? Do you want a sticker or something? This is like going into a thread about poor people and saying "wow, these poor people are really insufferable. I'm, like, the poorest gently caress, but I just bought a new car yesterday." Lol.
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Nov 6, 2017 02:36
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The Dennis System posted:Congrats? Do you want a sticker or something? This is like going into a thread about poor people and saying "wow, these poor people are really insufferable. I'm, like, the poorest gently caress, but I just bought a new car yesterday." I'm a goony shut in (apart from work) sad sack. Do I get to make fun of them?
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Nov 6, 2017 02:38
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Stickers are kind of nerdy. Just slap a gangtag on.
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Nov 6, 2017 02:44
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The Dennis System posted:This is like going into a thread about poor people and saying "wow, these poor people are really insufferable. I'm, like, the poorest gently caress, but I just bought a new car yesterday." Wow, I didn't realize poor people were all horrible misogynists!
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Nov 6, 2017 02:46
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This thread is about poor people in the same way that Mars Attacks is about the threat of alien invasion.
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hyphz posted:I'm pretty sure "his posture is off" and "the position of his eyes isn't quite right" are up with "positive canthal tilt". dude, it's really easy to tell when someone's looking at you weird. I don't need to dig out my protractor and triangles to tell if a guy's staring at me or focusing on my boobs or whatever.
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Nov 6, 2017 03:34
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Ghostlight posted:This thread is about poor people in the same way that Mars Attacks is about the threat of alien invasion. It's just an analogy. This thread is also analogous to a thread making fun of wheelchair bound people.
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Nov 6, 2017 03:37
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chumbler posted:I'm a goony shut in (apart from work) sad sack. Do I get to make fun of them? Yes.
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Benny Harvey posted:Such as? brother man you apparently have all the answers in this thread so why don't you go back and read your own poo poo, slowly, and pick out a few things that could potentially be taken as double-talk bullshit or trying to have a situation both ways go on, i'll give you a minute. until you do that and prove you're actually capable of self-reflection i have no reason to treat you as anything but a colossal loving joke.
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The Dennis System posted:It's just an analogy. This thread is also analogous to a thread making fun of wheelchair bound people. lol um
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The Dennis System posted:It's just an analogy. This thread is also analogous to a thread making fun of wheelchair bound people.
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The Dennis System posted:It's just an analogy. This thread is also analogous to a thread making fun of wheelchair bound people. that's a hilariously awful analogy. last I checked, most wheelchair bound folks don't spend all day on forums bitching about how non-disabled people are cucks and anyone going through physical therapy is a cuck too and most of the time, physical disability can't be traced back to massive personality flaws and hosed up worldviews anyway, I posted this stuff in the last thread, but since we're starved for content right now, here it is again     
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noether posted:that's a hilariously awful analogy. last I checked, most wheelchair bound folks don't spend all day on forums bitching about how non-disabled people are cucks and anyone going through physical therapy is a cuck too You're right, I can't really compare wheelchair bound people and poor people to these crazy incels, because these incels are misogynists, etc., and they say, and sometimes do, some messed up poo poo that they shouldn't be excused for. My point is just that being an incel is a worse fate than being poor, and is a comparable fate (although not quite as bad probably) as being wheelchair bound. And, furthermore, being an incel is no more under a person's control than being a poor is under someone's control. People don't choose to have crippling social anxiety, or bad social skills or be ugly. Who knows what kind of psychological disorders and insane childhoods cause people to become incels. And of course people who don't have normal social lives develop hosed up worldviews. Seems like a hosed up worldview is a completely expected result of that kind of psychological suffering. I don't know what should be done to counteract the sometimes terrible stuff that's going on in these toxic communities, but I don't think just making fun of them and making them even more unsocializable is really the answer. Edit: also the examples you posted are way too small for me to see on my screen, so I don't even know what they were saying.
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I'm good lookin and tried to no-strings bang a weird wheelchair bound guy for literally over ten years, it's just not that hard for a dude to get laid, man
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Nov 6, 2017 04:52
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Pick posted:it's just not that hard for a dude to get laid, man
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Pick posted:it's just not that hard for a dude to get laid, man I find it very easy to lose weight, and yet hundreds of millions of people find it very, very hard. (Also, as a woman, you have no idea if it's hard or not. It's totally outside of your experience. It's probably even totally outside what you can imagine.)
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You have to at least do a little more than just only leave your house to go to work or the grocery store.
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The Dennis System posted:I find it very easy to lose weight, and yet hundreds of millions of people find it very, very hard. (Also, as a woman, you have no idea if it's hard or not. It's totally outside of your experience. It's probably even totally outside what you can imagine.) as a woman I know EXACTLY how easy it is for a man to get laid
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chumbler posted:You have to at least do a little more than just only leave your house to go to work or the grocery store. You're saying anxiety disorders don't exist and are just something that psychologists and big pharma invented to make money.
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The Dennis System posted:You're saying anxiety disorders don't exist and are just something that psychologists and big pharma invented to make money. The Dennis System has been huffin' from the Benny bag.
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The wheelchair analogy works if all of the users crippled themselves over years and then tried to blame it all on someone else.
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I saw another cute wheelchair guy the other day but I couldn't make a move because you jerks would claim I have a type
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