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Who's going to win this mess? This poll is closed.
Our New Canadian Overlords	19	35.19%
East Hartford FC	0	0%
Better World Cup Odds Than the USMNT	3	5.56%
28-3	4	7.41%
gently caress Anthony Precourt	9	16.67%
Our DV8 Doesn't Have a Brass Pole in It	5	9.26%
We're Not Repeating, Don't Vote for Us	5	9.26%
That Other...OTHER Canadian Team	2	3.70%
Only Palatable with Vodka	3	5.56%
Rock You Like a Hurrica...nevermind	3	5.56%
We Have the Best Luck in Away Knockout Games	0	0%
gently caress Chris Wondolowski for Belgium	1	1.85%
Total:	54 votes

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Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

Pirlo is passing poorly I thought he was supposed to be good at that.

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:37

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

El Jebus posted:

They rehydrated his mummy just for this ending.

Maybe should've used a little less water in his right leg if he's going to keep overhitting it like that.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:11

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Jack2142 posted:

Pirlo is passing poorly I thought he was supposed to be good at that.

He retired the day he went to mls.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:12

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

Azerban posted:

new york teams gently caress off

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

This whole "win the 1st leg, barely manage to not lose it all in the 2nd" strategy isn't going to work in the ECF if both teams do it.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:14

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

He got the Golden Boot in USL last year.

I guess thats pretty good, I guess its kind of cool that he is a backup to David Villa. So I guess I have one degree of Kevin Bacon to a World Cup winner somehow.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:14

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Jack2142 posted:

Pirlo is passing poorly I thought he was supposed to be good at that.

He was better at it when he first got here. Now, NYC might have legit been better off subbing in McNamara.

Anyway, Columbus through, Giovinco and Altidore suspended for the first leg, Team Chaos wins again

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:17

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So I wonder who in the production team is getting their rear end kicked for showing "WE'RE loving DYNAMITE" on camera.

Holy hell Strong, where did that beard come from?

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:40

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Let's go Portland. I wanna see a Portland v Seattle showdown.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:42

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Interesting tifo, wonder how much that helps Portland's chances tonight...

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:55

Qu Appelle: Nov 3, 2005; "If a COVID-19 pandemic occurs, public health officials may have additional instructions, such as avoiding close contact with others as much as possible, and staying home if someone in your household is sick." - Official insights from Public Health: Seattle & King County staff

TwoStepBoog posted:

Let's go Portland. I wanna see a Portland v Seattle showdown.

Totally 1000% agreed.

Bonus points if it snows during either match. (We had snow in Seattle today.)

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"NO PITY IN THE ROSE CITY"

*boos when the other team doesn't play the ball out for an injured player*

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:04

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

"NO PITY IN THE ROSE CITY"

*boos when the other team doesn't play the ball out for an injured player*

Maybe booing the death of another Timbers player?

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:09

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

Let's go 3rd string rookie striker!

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:09

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

drat that was a nice save.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:21

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Gigi Galli posted:

Ref bad.

The crowd was loving angry tonight at BMO field. If NYRB had gone through, thee might've been a riot. The ref was atrocious.

E: there's some great video out there of the tunnel scrum. I'll post it once I'm off mobile.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was some criminal marking by Portland's CBs there.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:24

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

GG Houston

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:34

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Thank god, we've been saved from extra time.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:34

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

That was some criminal marking by Portland's CBs there.

Defense has never been the Timbers' strong suit.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:38

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

BICYCLE KICK QUOTA MET :siren:

Think the crowd would've broken the foundation of the stadium had that gone in.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:41

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Airmailed that kick

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:18

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Who wins if it stays like this

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:18

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

camoseven posted:

Who wins if it stays like this

Dynamo.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:21

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB20naV11FM

Good poo poo

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:22

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

KO and a broken nose

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:29

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Talk about knockout stage

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:29

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

porkface posted:

KO

Indeed.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:32

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

That Manotas goal just made this entire awful series worth it.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:33

porkface: Dec 29, 2000

loving Manotas again

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:33

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

cool rear end goal

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:33

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:34

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Oh noooo logmen

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So much for seeing leg 2 in my backyard.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:43

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

8 minutes of stoppage time :laffo:

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:45

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Eight minutes. Holy poo poo. Still won't help...

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:46

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

So much for seeing leg 2 in my backyard.

What do you mean, now you get to host leg 2!

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

El Jebus posted:

What do you mean, now you get to host leg 2!

The 30 minute drive to Providence is slightly more convenient for me than the 3 hour trek to CLink.

I won't have to fight as many people for a ticket though.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:48

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porkface: Dec 29, 2000

This game was CONCACAF diarrhea

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:52

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