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Who will leave as world champion
This poll is closed.
Eli Drake 0 0%
Johnny Impact 3 6.38%
Johnny Mundo 1 2.13%
Johnny Nitro 2 4.26%
Johnny Blaze 2 4.26%
John Hennigan 1 2.13%
John Morrison 2 4.26%
Pentagon Jr 2 4.26%
Ricochet 1 2.13%
Alberto El Patron 8 17.02%
Jeff Jarrett 25 53.19%
Total: 47 votes
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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Don't do that for Impact. It's not worth it.

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
WE CAN'T SEE poo poo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sotar posted:

Yo we need to get that motherfuckin' paper

Impact hurts for talent like current Jersey All Pro Wrestling heavyweight champion BLK Jeez

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
They must be getting paid by the spot

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

does he always wrestle in a waistcoat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Steel chair off the skol

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Konnan just gonna stand there while his guy gets superplexed through some chairs

e: or he could tell that Crist was just gonna gently caress it up

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
these are the stupidest spots

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Julio Cruz posted:

Konnan just gonna stand there while his guy gets superplexed through some chairs

to be fair the strategy worked

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Julio Cruz posted:

Konnan just gonna stand there while his guy gets superplexed through some chairs

he didn't even hit any chairs!

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
lmao he overshot because of this dinky lovely six sided ring

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
"Make no mistake...those chairs......both of them.....

*pauses for remembrance day*

"....direct hit"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

El Generico posted:

Don't do that for Impact. It's not worth it.
they'd be doing this exact match if they had the space anywhere in the world, in any promotion

Alaois posted:

does he always wrestle in a waistcoat

jake crist has been dressing like a hotel bartender for about a year

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jake Crist, lookin like the frontman of a "positive hardcore" band like every other guy from Ohio

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
so is there a maze backstage or something, that surprise dude backstage is taking forever to get here

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
there it is, folks

the least deserved "this is awesome" chant in history

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
nick gage should debut instead of sami and introduce mdk

also yes, jake is very white trash fancy

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

nick gage should debut instead of sami and introduce mdk

did nick gage actually bumfight a dude on facebook

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

nick gage should debut instead of sami and introduce mdk

to cut back costs the next round of impact tapings will be held at the gcw fight club warehouse

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

so is there a maze backstage or something, that surprise dude backstage is taking forever to get here

Had to hit catering before the box of Tim Hortons donuts is gone.

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

Alaois posted:

did nick gage actually bumfight a dude on facebook

Gotta bumfight a dude somewhere.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Alaois posted:

did nick gage actually bumfight a dude on facebook

it was a wrestling match and the finish was the camera guy begging nick gage not to slit stockade's throat with a saw and drill into his temple with a power drill while yelling about how he "doesn't even give a gently caress if a get a charge"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
O hai Sami

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

THE LEAST DRAMATIC RUN IN SINCE THE ONE EARLIER IN THE PPV

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
wow its sami callahan!

*looks to person beside me*

psst who is sami callahan

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Sami Callihan, you're better than this.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oatgan posted:

it was a wrestling match and the finish was the camera guy begging nick gage not to slit stockade's throat with a saw and drill into his temple with a power drill while yelling about how he "doesn't even give a gently caress if a get a charge"

yeah that sounds like Nick Gage

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
compare the reaction of the announcers here to sami to the men at 730 in the morning seeing jericho

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
is Sami Callihan the most overrated wrestler on the planet y/y

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Isn't Impact way below Sami's pay grade at this point

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

huge loving Jack Skellington tattoo and that music lmao

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I think its weird that Impact has like a stable of guys boasting they're from Ohio and a stable of guys boasting they're from NC. Like, I'm curious to see what state gets a stable next.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Julio Cruz posted:

is Sami Callihan the most overrated wrestler on the planet y/y

he is a really good worker who needs someone to write his promos for him, but has the best wrestler voice

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
no seriously who is Sami Callihan

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
sami callihan managed to gently caress up two spots in 30 seconds and almost paralyzed 2 people




welcome to TNA!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

*hacks your promotion*

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Also Sami's flip of that LAX dude on a ladder looked like it really, really hurt.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

no seriously who is Sami Callihan

an indie guy who's been around forever, was in NXT as a hacker for what felt like an eternity before he was on TV

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mel Mudkiper posted:

no seriously who is Sami Callihan


Solomon Crow from NXT

Jeremiah Crane from Lucha Underground

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i love this faction of white guys from ohio with lovely bodies because we're one step closer to getting street fight bryan on a wrestling show

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