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Who will leave as world champion
This poll is closed.
Eli Drake 0 0%
Johnny Impact 3 6.38%
Johnny Mundo 1 2.13%
Johnny Nitro 2 4.26%
Johnny Blaze 2 4.26%
John Hennigan 1 2.13%
John Morrison 2 4.26%
Pentagon Jr 2 4.26%
Ricochet 1 2.13%
Alberto El Patron 8 17.02%
Jeff Jarrett 25 53.19%
Total: 47 votes
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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Thumbs up....thumbs DOWN???!!

that is craaazy!!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Eugene's ratings:

6-man - ***
Dux/Ishimori - **1/2
Grado/Abyss - *
Team Impact/Team AAA - **
LAX/oVe - **1/2

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

no seriously who is Sami Callihan

he was supposed to be Vokoder before a falling out with Quack

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


EugeneJ posted:

Eugene's ratings:

6-man - ***
Dux/Ishimori - **1/2
Grado/Abyss - *
Team Impact/Team AAA - **
LAX/oVe - **1/2

you're being way too polite today

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Thumbs up....thumbs DOWN???!!

that is craaazy!!

Batista is going to sue that guy for everything he's got

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/927367621527433216

god that could have gone so bad so easily

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The Monster Abyss

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Thumbs up....thumbs DOWN???!!

that is craaazy!!

when sami can't curse he loses a lot of wordplay

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

STAC Goat posted:

I think its weird that Impact has like a stable of guys boasting they're from Ohio and a stable of guys boasting they're from NC. Like, I'm curious to see what state gets a stable next.

Iowa

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So is Gail getting the gold watch reign or will they find something dumber to do

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
oh and jesus allie

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Weird that Allie is working two matches in one night

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Oh right. I thought Solomon Crowe was bad in NXT.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
so wait is that one lady's gimmick that she is shy and lacks self-confidence

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Utah's Mormon World Order

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Allie's actually one of the few things from the last couple of years of Impact I've actually kind of enjoyed. Oddly TNA has a track record of doing "veteran wrestler pretending to be learning to become a wrestler" well. Its a weird niche.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
So allie is if bubble loving emma and bailey had a kid who was homeschooled?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Sotar posted:

Oh right. I thought Solomon Crowe was bad in NXT.

Same. He's probably a lot better in smaller companies where he's got more freedom but every time I've seen him on a bigger stage I've been thoroughly unimpressed.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

STAC Goat posted:

Allie's actually one of the few things from the last couple of years of Impact I've actually kind of enjoyed. Oddly TNA has a track record of doing "veteran wrestler pretending to be learning to become a wrestler" well. Its a weird niche.

Who else did they do this with?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Allie was Cherry Bomb on the indies. She's pretty good.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Who else did they do this with?

Abyss when he first started doing the Joseph Park gimmick

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
holy poo poo

they are gonna bring in Santino

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Utah's Mormon World Order

Wrestling missionaries could be a fun 80's style gimmick

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Santino, because there was one last WWE reject they hadn't signed yet

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
SANTINO

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Gail Kim

the only thing TNA ever did right

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Alaois posted:

Abyss when he first started doing the Joseph Park gimmick

Ah, I missed this.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Isn't Santino, like, perma-hosed from injuries?

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Odd choice to wait for just before your retirement match to get an entirely new face, Gail.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I hate saying this but they have to let gail win right?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sotar posted:

Isn't Santino, like, perma-hosed from injuries?

santino runs a shoot style wrestling school

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i love this faction of white guys from ohio with lovely bodies because we're one step closer to getting street fight bryan on a wrestling show

he would unionize the workplace and breathe new life into impact, turning it into the greatest wrestling promotion of all time

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hate saying this but they have to let gail win right?

It'd be good

So I'd be surprised

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
did Gail just land on Allie's face?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cherry bomb should win because shes delightful

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hate saying this but they have to let gail win right?

I mean, you could probably tell a story of Allie and her working together to neutralize Sienna and then Allie earning a victory over Gail to pass the torch? But yeah, Gail should probably win, I guess.

So I expect Sienna to win.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/BulletClubItal/status/927367640171114496

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
one minute in we get the least dangerous-looking rest hold of all time

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Julio Cruz posted:

one minute in we get the least dangerous-looking rest hold of all time

watch CMLL on friday nights, this isn't even Top 10

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

don't call it a 619 josh

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