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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

That one was linked recently and the girl didn't get banned

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
oh nice. glad to be incorrect in that case.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EmmyOk posted:

That one was linked recently and the girl didn't get banned

People must be confusing it with the gi jo dirtbag thing

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048978

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

sneakyfrog posted:

nah that was abunchofnumbers

some motorcycle dude roadtripping crashes (as in sleeps) at goonettes house and got inappropriate (to put it mildly)

goonette calls it out on the forums and all got banned.

cant remember the usernames involved in that one though.

Only the rapist got banned. The victim was not. I'm not naming names because the rear end in a top hat is better forgotten.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Spanish Manlove posted:

People must be confusing it with the gi jo dirtbag thing

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3048978

yeah that was the one.. completely got my wires crossed there.

sad that we have so many creeps to need keeping track of :smithfrog:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
There should be a SA sexual predator registry. You know, besides ADTRW.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

sneakyfrog posted:

yeah that was the one.. completely got my wires crossed there.

sad that we have so many creeps to need keeping track of :smithfrog:

There's almost 200,000 registered users. While obviously a good number of those are duplicates / re-regs that's still the size of a good sized city so of course there's been a non-zero number of creeps over the years but outside of a few notable exceptions they were usually given the boot.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Solice Kirsk posted:

There should be a SA sexual predator registry. You know, besides ADTRW.

Just going off of crime statistics, I'm betting you'll also need to reference this:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3781992

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
just lol at Jeb! being top poster.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
at least now i know what thread to tell him to get back to

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Anyone have a link to the original failson thread?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I am unreasonably amused by every instance of "a _____ who ____ he own ____, a shameful ____." What was it originally

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

sweeperbravo posted:

I am unreasonably amused by every instance of "a _____ who ____ he own ____, a shameful ____." What was it originally

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2182

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

sweeperbravo posted:

I am unreasonably amused by every instance of "a _____ who ____ he own ____, a shameful ____." What was it originally

This is the earliest reference I could find: http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/david-icke-underground/5/

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I, uh, hmm

Well I still laugh at the references

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Solice Kirsk posted:

There should be a SA sexual predator registry. You know, besides ADTRW.

Well there can only be so many mods at any given time on the forums...

:aatrek:

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

"say my name", the anthropomorphic anteater screeches in shmorky's voice

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Wow, the last time anyone was in close proximity to Reagan and didn't realise who he was, he was alone in the bathroom

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


lmfao holy poo poo

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Field Mousepad posted:

No, anal in a tent with an audience.

A tent belonging to an entirely different goon who was none too pleased about his tent being used for such, on that note.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

If memory serves, it wasn't just anal, it was rear end to mouth.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bertrand Hustle posted:

If memory serves, it wasn't just anal, it was rear end to mouth.

The commemorative smilie agrees with this: :gooncamp:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
AbbottabadImage posts images found on Osama Bin Laden's computer.

Mr. Apollo posted:

da muthafuckin sharia zone

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

TheDisreputableDog posted:

Americans don't for people who think they're dumb, irredeemable, etc. This means they're dumb.

Please continue thinking this way, we need to pad our judicial advantage so we can strike down whatever the next Democratic Congress comes up with.

Lightning Knight posted:

lmao go gently caress yourself you fascist.

RuanGacho posted:

A thousand leftists eyes narrow at once.

In the back of the moist cave someone yells

"MAAAGAAAAAAAH!" And the multitudes squirm forward to tear at flesh, having only been fed koi in the recent days.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

selec posted:

You are so scared of spending ten bucks you won't even demonstrate how confident you are that you could shut me up permanently.

Y'all wonder why you never see me in the Leper's Colony, well how come I never see you in the bank?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
beautiful

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I heard you guys like meltdowns

Woozy posted:

You can’t see it because you don’t fundamentally disagree with it. The posters in this thread and the liberal commentariat they worship have, from the very beginning, approached the Only Story That Matters not only with potent dose of xenophobia and trademark progressive red-baiting, but more importantly with what I can only describe as a phrenologist’s view of geopolitics. The whole narrative of Trump-as-secret-Russian drinks deeply of and remains fundamentally indebted to a cold war discourse that has never managed to escape its own origins in a racist doctrine that depicts everyone east of Berlin as bug-people, fundamentally given to despotism and constitutionally incapable of cooperating with their would-be Western patrons. It’s almost impossible to even discuss alleged Russian perfidy without a direct reference to the whole menagerie of vacuous political jargon—authoritarian, despotic, totalitarian, collectivist, statist, oligarchical—formalized at the dawn of the Cold War by genocidal maniacs and disgraced Nazis who argued, without a whiff of irony, that Western “totalitariansim” is not Western at all, but in fact a strain of political Fail AIDS contracted from prolonged contact with “savages”. This thread hasn’t honestly landed very far from that diagnosis, especially when it comes to talk of the Trump voter, here characterized as basically a defenseless, innocent kind of creature, genetically ill-equipped to inhabit an internet now fluoridated with fake news and “Russian propaganda”. Put side-by-side with the Democrat’s late-blooming admiration for Bush-era chauvinism patriotism and this thread’s moronic equivocation of American belligerence and “Russian imperialism”, it looks remarkably like the endpoint of this story is absolution for white Western society as a whole! After all, none of this is our fault.

Both the idea that Trump’s fascism is fundamentally distinct from the ordinary fascism of every prior U.S. politician, and the idea that Americans only mistakenly voted for him due to the siren song of foreign agitprop, hinge on the capacity for delusion, narcissism, and ultimately racism within #theresistance. We were told only last year that it would be progressive values and anointed technocrats, rather than intractable crisis and ecological apocalypse, that dominate the post-Obama American scene. Anyone who believes this today can go on doing so only for as long as Russia can be wholly blamed for the catastrophic trajectory upon which bourgeois democratic values have placed us. But, absent a real evidentiary smoking-gun--and with absolutely no hope of explaining how Russia was able to "influence" the American voting public in a way that's, say, incomparable to Canada's Banderite diaspora producing a garbage heap of ahistorical non-sense for mainstream liberal consumption--the case against Russia substitutes a volatile mix of white supremacist doctrine, its attendant pathologization of foreign politics, and the looming threat of invasion (digital now, but still bathed in the strikingly lurid natsec imagery of penetration, infiltration, intrusion, and--if we're being honest--miscegenation). No one who isn’t already pre-occupied with these ideas can possibly be convinced to give a poo poo about the equally incoherent and hypocritical accusation of “foreign meddling", and we should be extremely grateful that this category does not include most Americans.

During the campaign, I think it was someone in C-SPAM or maybe Twitter who joked that referring to Trump as an “orange Mussolini” was just a convenient way to avoid referring to Trump as a “white politician”. That’s maybe a little disingenuous but the basic idea is fundamentally correct: Trump is not to be mistaken as a reflection of authentic American society, but rather a reflection of mere foreign interests. He's not one of us. Those who express incredulity as to how Trump can position himself, despite the obvious reality, as an outsider candidate, need look no further than The Only Story That Matters, in which his supposed political opponents have quacked mightily and incessantly that Trump is the outsider—foreign, aberrant, deviant, urophilic, gay, Other. Not only is Trump not really white, the story goes, he’s not really rich, he’s not really a Republican, he’s not really an American, and above all he’s not really a Westerner! He’s a product of the East, an alien invader come to rebuild America in the image of our most hated enemies. American fascists are bumbling fat-asses cosplaying minutemen outside Milwaukee. Trumps' fascists are imported. They're dangerous Russian sleeper cells poised to take over the nation.

Since this whole thing began, I’ve seen #ameristan under Trump compared to places like Venezuela, North Korea, Cuba and Iran. Aside from just exemplifying the reactionary instincts of liberals to punch left in times of confusion and crisis, this is an extraordinarily dangerous playing field in which to score rhetorical points. Social democrats in America, for example, have cheerily embraced such deliberate conflations of right-wing populism and socialist critiques of inequality, even going so far on these boards as to suggest that Trump’s mustering of white resentment is something his opponents must adopt for themselves as a matter of principle! These pronouncements concern me far more than Trump’s campaign slogans or “Russian ties”. They contain all the basic ideological principles of Nazism, only wrapped in the Che Guevara t-shirt of left-wing radicalism. That today’s critics of Trump, especially in this thread, angrily reject any talk of imperialism and summon thunderous indignation at any systemic critique of American foreign policy is a particularly ominous addition to the discourse. To position Trump rhetorically as a champion of our most viciously antagonized global adversaries--Russians included—is objectively an act of extreme dishonesty, built on a bedrock foundation of a racially coded politics. It's endpoint is simply the assertion that non-white self-governance, Oriental despotism, and reactionary Trump-ism are different strains of the same anti-democratic virus that should in no way be recognized as indigenous to white Western society, but rather was merely contracted through prolonged contact with foreign nationals in the perilously unregulated arena of the internet.

This isn’t the even the only case where liberal critics of Russia and Trump have lazily paraphrased Nazi propaganda to warn us about dezinformatsiya (ooh, how foreign-sounding!). The claim that Russia is “destabilizing” American society, which must surely come as a shock to those who correctly saw that late capitalism was doing a commendable job on this front already, is textbook barbarians-at-the-gates hysteria. Russian infiltrators are simultaneously depicted as cool, capable, and exceedingly effective; poised to take over the country by co-opting the most powerful man in the world, and yet so staggeringly incompetent and amateur that every armchair dumbshit on reddit and the SomethingAwful forums can immediately see through their crass manipulations. I guess it’s a little suspicious that CounterPunch, AlterNet, The Intercept, Naked Capitalism, Black Agenda Report, Current Affairs, and the whole virgin territory of left-wing wordpress blogs never once appearing in any mainstream outlet turned out to be FSB psy-ops, but it just goes to show the lengths to which these body-snatchers will go to embarrass Democrats and discredit progressive heroes! If only these devious slavs showed more initiative in the 90s, when the Democrat-controlled empire was raping them senseless and stealing every ruble they could get their hands on. If only they'd developed such advanced dezinformatsiya when Nazis were slaughtering them by the millions, to cries of rapturous joy in the West, now refrained in the blogs and tweets of ghoulish liberals rehabilitating Barbarossa in between earnestly-stated commitments to "antifa" politics. Anyone with any understanding of Russian history who can refer to the Russian people as "scum" is way too much of a loving contemptible parasite to not eventually out themselves as a fascist, so don't tell me I'm out on a limb here. I'm not even the first person in this thread to point out that you people reek like fash and squawk like McCarthyites.

Re-branding liberal ideology as subversive anti-fascism in the Age of Trump might fool idiots who don’t actually understand where fascism comes from, but anyone who isn’t drunk on anti-communism can sense immediately that this new posture is less about the “rise” of the political right in America and more about a blood-gargling drone-happy progressive bloc coming face to face with their own smirking shadow. Why should we believe these people aren't racist hacks? Because they say they're woke radicals? Now they're accusing BLM of being Kremlin sock-puppets! If your goal was to provide a platform for every long-discredited Paperclip transplant and General Ripper in Western society, I can't imagine a better way of going about it than declaring this The Only Story That Matters.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
*reads post*

It's a long post that describes an opinion that is coherent within a political worldview, posted in the forum for debate and discussion, and doesn't veer off into random bullshit. I'm sure you disagree with it, but it's absolutely not a rant, and is better worded than most D&D posts I've read.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
As a personal sidenote, American paranoia about Russian involvement in American politics reminds me a lot of my country's propaganda about USA during late Milošević era. Make of it what you will.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

my dad posted:

As a personal sidenote, American paranoia about Russian involvement in American politics reminds me a lot of my country's propaganda about USA during late Milošević era. Make of it what you will.

No one will make anything of it because you're garbage

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

No one will make anything of it because you're garbage

You can't talk to my dad like that!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

It's like a 10,000 word post about how Russian influence in US Politics is actually all fake and we only made it up because we're racist against Russians.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Yeah I started skimming halfway through that loving dissertation but it seems pretty much spot on correct

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

E: nooo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

There is no situation in which that would be a funny forums quote.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Go ahead and say why. Might make for a funny forums quote.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

my dad posted:

Go ahead and say why. Might make for a funny forums quote.

Your posting

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Oct 15, 2012

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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
For reference, this my opinion on the subject, June 2015:

my dad posted:

Somewhat unrelated, I'll gnaw my own arm off if Russia isn't providing quite a bit of funds to some of these groups. Mirroring US foreign policy methods (in a cheaper, blunter way) seems to be their thing in the last 10-15 years, and rabid nationalists are pretty easy to influence (provided you just want them to stir up trouble), and fairly low risk pawns all things considered.

and that point still stands. (and I suspect I won't have to gnaw my own arm off)

Your utterly insane paranoia about the devious Russian that's tapping into the gargantuant well of American racism is still utterly insane paranoia none-the-less. Russians are not hiding under every rock, and I'm worried about your outbursts in very much the same way everyone vaguely Muslim was worried about your post 9/11 insanity. This poo poo is getting waaaaay out of hand.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
I didnt even chortle at that, this most be some next level uberhumor or something.

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