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Friends show me Facebook memes and they're my friends so I want to laugh with them but I can't.
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One of my friends in particular is extremely dadly and keeps making the same joke or making the same point over and over again. Every time it's like he doesn't realize (does he? I don't know.)
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Nov 6, 2017 20:36
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I have lots of tasty choices for lunch in my house but I'm tired and maybe getting sick again so I'm probably going to go hungry instead.
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Grevling posted:Friends show me Facebook memes and they're my friends so I want to laugh with them but I can't. One of my new coworkers always ask me if I want to see cat memes. No. No I don't.
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frogge posted:I have the day off and was going to catch up on podcasts while I tidy my place but the battery on my bluetooth headphones is out of juice. I have corded headphones but the audio doesn't sound as good so I don't want to use them. The ones I use have enough battery for exactly two work days. Guess who is on day three and forgot to plug them in?!
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Call the restaurant and complain. You'll either get refunded or have the proper food sent for no extra charge. I had this happen when a place forgot to add the 2L drink with my food. I got a whole other order of food with the pop.
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My train home was delayed which meant I missed the last connecting train and had to catch a taxi (which I can't afford) and also arrived home too late to go to the bottle shop and so I'm stressed and annoyed and I want a drink and all that's in the house is vermouth.
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I somehow managed to rub a huge chunk of skin off my heel with my other foot last night and while it's not completely broken through the remaining skin is so thin that it hurts to move my foot. I also dropped my charger on it while sitting cross-legged which was agony and also made a small hole so now I have to be careful not to get it dirty.
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Nov 8, 2017 15:46
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The place I've been getting my hair cut for the last 4 years closed down a month ago. My stylist sent out a mass text to let everyone know where he was going to be working. Before I managed to save the info anywhere (it was an SMS and not in Hangouts), my phone started bootlooping, and I lost the text after my phone was wiped.  fake edit: I just happened to search for the stylist by name and location, and there are comments on Yelp for the old closed store and where to find the stylist! Holy poo poo, Yelp was actually useful.  Picnic Princess posted:Call the restaurant and complain. You'll either get refunded or have the proper food sent for no extra charge. I had this happen when a place forgot to add the 2L drink with my food. I got a whole other order of food with the pop. Yeah, you'd be surprised how cool restaurants will be if you call to complain. As long as you're nice about it, they will usually compensate you in some way.
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I just balanced my budget to get all the reciepts processed, and normally I'm missing a few and have to balance it by taking the extra out of the sheet as a general transaction, but this time when I checked against my available balance online, I had £48 more that I had expected. I'd only balanced it at the start of the month due to an upcoming event, and in the intervening time, no money went in, only the reciepts I processed - I checked comparing to the bank statement and saw no money going in that I'd missed, so obviously I've either miscalculated the opposite way I normally do and have substantially more than than I thought, which is a good thing and Happy Birthday to me, or the bank have hosed up somewhere and I'll need to keep an eye on that money in case it goes away again. This has totally thrown me.
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Nov 8, 2017 19:51
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I'm eating too much and not doing much sports because I have 9 weeks of paid paternity leave to take care of the twins. I think I may have gained some weight feel less fit than I ever was in my life. drat you paid leave and over abundance of food 
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I lost ten pounds since I last weighed in three weeks ago, but I look and feel like I gained a bunch of weight 
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Nov 9, 2017 12:18
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I have a doctor's appointment this morning so I have to fast. I'm so hungry.
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Nov 9, 2017 13:11
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I'm eating a lot of clementines since they are coming into season and their oils from the skin are irritating my eyes when peeling them.
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I bought my first house and it is awesome and my commute is now five minutes to work instead of an hour. I used to listen to a ton of podcasts on my commute, but now the the unlistened ones are piling up because I don't have enough free time to listen to them now.
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I ordered two Taco Bell shoft-shell just-meat-and-cheese-extra-cheese, and I got shoft-shell just-meat-and-cheese-extra-meat. If I'm going to eat terrible fast food after drinking a bit, at least get the terrible fast food right.
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We are going to a schnitzel&cordon-bleu place this evening where the food is good and cheap and the drinks even cheaper to have a good time. But my clothes will smell like I have dumped them in a deep fryer the next day.
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Nov 10, 2017 07:24
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Played racquetball for the first time yesterday and it was a lot of fun but man am I achey today.
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Nov 11, 2017 05:05
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My motivation to get into shape imploded again
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Nov 11, 2017 06:27
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I got a half day at work because I was driving an interview candidate so I decided to take my boat out, except I forgot the spar which connects the outrigger to the boat, so I had to go home. It takes so long to load the boat on my roof it wasn't worth going back and getting it
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Nov 11, 2017 08:04
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Malachite_Dragon posted:My motivation to get into shape imploded again Don't use motivation to get into shape, it will always run out sooner or later. Use routine, it makes it waaaay easier.
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I had to scroll past a promoted tweet by "Uncrustables," which is apparently still a thing, since coddled lazy idiots will be the absolute last thing, hanging on by their precious little fingernails, to go at the end of this doomed civilization
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Nov 11, 2017 11:47
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I've been a lot more productive with my free time recently, so I'm spending less time on SA and bigger, faster threads are getting further away from where I was up to faster than I can catch up. This is exacerbated by me being a weirdo who insists on catching up on a thread instead of skipping ahead, a habit held over from when I had a lot more time to kill on the forums.
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Nov 11, 2017 13:44
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I've probably kvetched about this before, but man, I wish I could itch an itch on my eyebrow without taking out accidentally yanking out some of the smaller, more delicate eyebrows in the area. I don't care about how it looks, it just makes me want to itch my eyebrow area more.
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I'm in my 30s and went roller skating for the first time in about 20 years. You ever want to look like a complete buffoon in front of a bunch of kids?!
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Nov 12, 2017 22:57
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I am blessed by not having the capacity to feel shame.
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two of my nails broke so I just trimmed them all to the same length and got rid of a month+ of nail growth they're still so thin and my nail beds are still so short. I don't know if I'll ever have 'normal' nails
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I was off sick for a couple of days last week and when I came into work today, I guess I must have looked really bad still because my boss sent me home again immediately. I obviously went home, but I don't actually feel sick so I am kind of bored. I tried to do some work from home but 1) I don't have what I need to do any work here, and 2) I tried to send an email out and was immediately scolded by my boss who told me to wait until I was feeling better. We are redoing the kitchen and the contractor is here, so it's too noisy to sleep even though I am tired. So mostly I feel bored and useless, and like I wasted a sick day.
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I hurt my heel somehow walking my dog last week. I can still walk, but with a visible limp. Now everyone is calling me old 
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Inzombiac posted:I'm in my 30s and went roller skating for the first time in about 20 years. I banged my head on the lat pulldown bar at work (physical therapy clinic). You wanna talk looking like a buffoon, I walked face-first into a piece of exercise equipment in front of my coworkers, a PT student, and several patients.
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Some months ago I posted about a friend who was determined to have a baby, despite getting a new house and her husband not being 100% behind it, wanting to wait a few more years, if ever. Turns out she has Polycistic Ovarian something, and she will never be able to get pregnant without IVF, if even then. She can't afford the 15k for IVF and isn't interested (at least yet) in adoption. But it sucks because she's really hurting with this, and there's nothing I can do to help.
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If they can't afford adoption, they can't afford kids. If their own genes are really important to them, then it should be worth a cheap car Or if it's about the genes another option is for him to knock up her mom, that'd be close enough Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Nov 14, 2017 |
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lol if you have kids in this hell I have an interview tomorrow but I haven't gotten over my cold yet and my nose is still gross and my left ear is clogged 👌👌👌 gently caress me up fam
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Nov 14, 2017 04:36
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Italy didn't qualify for the football world cup for the first time in decades. That's not a fwp. The fwp is that the county will literally be talking about nothing else for weeks, and screw those who don't really care about sportsball.
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The schad is that Italy is utterly convinced that Amanda Knox is guilty because their justice system and their press are dumpster fires and coincidentally they also hate Asia Argento for speaking out about Harvey Weinstein because women are sluts I guess.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Post More First World Problems: Actually Maybe Cool It With The Jerking Off
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Mu Zeta posted:The schad is that Italy is utterly convinced that Amanda Knox is guilty because their justice system and their press are dumpster fires and coincidentally they also hate Asia Argento for speaking out about Harvey Weinstein because women are sluts I guess. italy tried charging scientists with manslaughter for not predicting an earthquake good enough. they were actually convicted, but appealed successfully. their courts are a joke, amanda knox should rightfully mock that place for the rest of her life. http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/02/why-italian-earthquake-scientists-were-exonerated
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