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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Al! posted:

that's because it isn't the poor guns fault........ you ever think of the gun's feelings, just sitting there all alone on the card table of the makeshift gunshow in the back of the gun store, no hand to be held in, no imaginary black people to be pointed at???????????????

*begins penning a coming of age tale about a gunshow gun just wanting a home and its love of Ed Balls*

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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:

4) Tweet is obvious bullshit from a 4channer with no source spreading bullshit*

*this option does not exist and never will

It does, but selecting it immediately leads to the Twitter account in question getting a blue star.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

weed actually getting cheaper as i get older has been one of the few pleasant surprises in my life

bulk discounts surprise you? :thunk:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Trump admitting the mental health problem goes all the way to the oval office

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/927594407368450049

this is the ultimate proof that rand isnt a real libertarian

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


sloppo posted:

holy poo poo

i don't know anything about japanese politics

i really hope abe's politics are good

because he fuckin owns



ワ!

私はアメリカの政治について何も知らない。

私は本当に TRUMP の政治が良いことを願っています

彼はとてもクールだから

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Okay wait so were the two people the shooter exchanged fire with first responders, or were they actually untrained bystanders?

They were exactly what you'd expect to happen in a small town in Texas during a shooting. The first responders didn't arrive until the shooter was already run off the road and dead.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
*devises lawnmower made of guns that shoots bullets to cut the grass*

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Okay wait so were the two people the shooter exchanged fire with first responders, or were they actually untrained bystanders?

https://twitter.com/therealcornett/status/927584721898491904

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Annual Prophet posted:

legal as in medical or legal as in recreational?

recreational

we already have medical i believe

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sloppo posted:

holy poo poo

i don't know anything about japanese politics

i really hope abe's politics are good

because he fuckin owns



they're really absolutely terrible op

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/927553095076335617

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/927594407368450049

this is the ultimate proof that rand isnt a real libertarian

:420: is proof he 8 libertarian :thunk:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

We made it through all the mass shooting talking points in a day. Say what you will about gun culture, but America can go from thoughts and prayers back to her emails faster than any other country on earth.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/EWDolan/status/927555589198176256

i hate getting shot in inconvenient locations where god cant see it

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Finicums Wake posted:

looking at this pic 1) reminded me that hope hicks still exists 2) made me think, fleetingly, she's cool, in some respects

idk why everyone's ripping on her; the tux owns

everyone is ripping on her because, like all of the Trump admin, she enables the poo poo out of fascism, and as one of the earliest supporters of her campaign, she is more responsible for that enabling than most

she looks loving great in that tux though

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
*carries gun while lawn mowin*

*shoots self in the crotch while unloadin the bag*

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

no nate but what we shake

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i just realized that if NJ legalizes it we're going to make a metric fuckload of money from the nyc/philly crowd coming in :prepop:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

yeah not even a hundred people got shot by this mass shooter! thanks good guys with guns :911:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

all reality outside of immediate perception is fake news anyway

Now you feelin the Trump, boy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/EWDolan/status/927555589198176256

i hate getting shot in inconvenient locations where god cant see it

these people are loving insane

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/EWDolan/status/927555589198176256

i hate getting shot in inconvenient locations where god cant see it

i may prefer to get shot in a hospital or oil field but w/e

Serf
May 5, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

*carries gun while lawn mowin*

*shoots self in the crotch while unloadin the bag*

bag?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

fits my needs posted:

Vape cartridges

i need 2 cut back...



the convenience is amazing which unfortunately invites constant use

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

these people are loving insane

they're actually quite sane and grifting, but this is what it looks like when the grift is beginning to stretch the bounds of credulity

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/927594464545304577

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
A-Abe-kun... this burger is d-delicious... *titters*

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

iirc they didn't exchange fire with him until he left so they saved exactly 0 lives

the dude shot like 20% of the entire population of the town before he was stopped

the figure i'd like to see is how many guns they collected off corpses inside the church. i suspect the real reason we took so long to hear the identity of the shooter is that they weren't sure which gun-wielding corpse the shooter actually was.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/927596682178715653

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

yeah they have bags. not the riding mower or the real lovely bladed push mowers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Schnorkles posted:

they're actually quite sane and grifting, but this is what it looks like when the grift is beginning to stretch the bounds of credulity

i dont mean mentally ill, i mean insane

Serf
May 5, 2011


Admiral Ray posted:

yeah they have bags. not the riding mower or the real lovely bladed push mowers

wtf do you put in the bag

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Lum_ posted:

They were exactly what you'd expect to happen in a small town in Texas during a shooting. The first responders didn't arrive until the shooter was already run off the road and dead.
How'd they know he was the shooter and not a survivor fleeing the scene? Obviously there's the gear, but he was in a car.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

i dont mean mentally ill, i mean insane

u gotta find a way for those sweet sweet NRA dollars

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/EWDolan/status/927555589198176256

i hate getting shot in inconvenient locations where god cant see it

what the medieval gently caress

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

wtf do you put in the bag

grass??

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

these people are loving insane

god piss america
land that i love :smugdon:

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Serf
May 5, 2011



why are you putting the grass in bags??

is this a euphemism

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