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D_Smart posted:awwww, that's so cute. I just coded Pong with a 2,147,483.647 km per side field and I am ready to submit it for the recognition. 
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Hav posted:Too close to home, donut guy? some of the ben posts were r/ds tier gross unfunny poo poo. Have some loving class or at least be funny is my overall point here
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all I want this morning was loving pancakes. I've been up since 4am and craving goddamn pancakes yet here I sit, not having pancakes what a goddamn travesty this world is. gently caress this.
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Sunswipe posted:First of all: I figure in 20 years he will just be a digital copy of himself on 126,000 old 3.5 WC2 discs
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ZenMaster posted:I figure in 20 years he will just be a digital copy of himself on 126,000 old 3.5 WC2 discs Christ, I didn't think you could make a worse use of floppy discs.
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Thoatse posted:Star Citizen, the laptop! RabbitWizard posted:The games creator should have dreamed bigger!
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What is the population density of a 256 sq km game map with 0 people playing?
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big nipples big life posted:What is the population density of a 256 sq km game map with 0 people playing? wtfosaurus
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Toops posted:wtfosaurus Wow, it's even worse than I thought.
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Solarin posted:you fat gently caress patty meltdown
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Toops posted:wtfosaurus I wonder if he's reduced to forcibly molesting himsel- 
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Sunswipe posted:I wonder if he's reduced to forcibly molesting himsel- The parallels to oft wondering about derek's junk are hard to miss. Maybe you should start r/wtfasaurus to archive his threat to society
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Oh no, the 'No U' defense. Pack it up lads. AP posted:https://twitter.com/BritizenCon/status/923295158082215936 Couldn't see him inside that fat guy.
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I hope it works! I hope it continues to work so well the whales being milked dry just keep on buying dumb stuff that CR pimps at them. Maybe a new video card next year, or super fast ram or something. I hope they get used harder and harder and the content they do desire just gets further and further away. Last year it was a great version of PowerPoint Commander. This year it was Non-Playable Cutscene Commander. What will they wheel out next time and into the last big push of the year for Christmas? I’m personally hoping for more non-playable videos. I think backers like those best. It really hits them right in the wallet. 
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TheAgent posted:all I want this morning was loving pancakes. I've been up since 4am and craving goddamn pancakes  , but with Star Citizen.
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McGiggins posted:Someone should muzzle Ben so he eats less. People like to go on about how freedom is the right to make your own choices, but clearly some people don't deserve to be free, as they make the clearly wrong choice according to anyone who understands the subject. What triggered your meltdown today? Just curious.
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3.0 before midyeahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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ManofManyAliases posted:What triggered your meltdown today? Just curious. Fūd
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Best post in a couple pages is definitely college kid commenting on crunch time. Nothing really speaks volumes more than a kid who’s experience in the world is “working really hard on this project” one time. I hope he gets his dream job at CIG and can see for himself how fun constant crunch time is; especially since he can be salaried. He can enjoy working to the breaking point and going home tired, with enough time to eat a meal and maybe watch a tv show before it’s time for bed. He can enjoy the sound of an alarm bright and early to wake him up for a fresh 12+ hour day! Maybe since he’s still young and definitely sexy (because all programmers are sexy) he can read the text messages from his girlfriend as she asks about the weekend. When he’s at his desk, looking over a Jira list with 200 entries he can find time to respond with a quick “working on the dream this weekend, sorry!” He can enjoy a couple weeks of this, and maybe at the end of it he can be told his work wasn’t good enough for the new version other developers working on the other side of the world did, and none of his changes could be merged in; and he can start over. He can enjoy that while he’s grinding into the third month, and his last day off was last Sunday, a video conference with the CEO, who’s in Monaco this week. The connection isn’t too good though because the internet is only so good on the yacht, but he did inform the manager to make sure the Porsche is serviced before he gets back, and also that all the programmers will need to switch shifts next week and work at night because Sandi is having another indie film made, and she doesn’t want anybody getting in her way; nobody there is competent enough to be trusted. He can remember his girlfriend who left him last week while he cashes his slightly over minimum wage pay check one day during a lunch break a month later. But he’s got to hurry because there’s a new emergency today that’s asap and the jira list is 250 items long and the sprints are a confused knot and nobody really knows what’s going on. He can realize he’s living the dream at that moment.
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/BritizenCon/status/923295158082215936 That's a cap from the office tour video Erin did last year, the one were Ali Brown ran and hid up the stairs when he spotted Erin lurking toward him. Erin does not look as well as that in the recent AtVs.
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moma, one day I hope we can speak frankly about star citizen and your employment there
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What the gently caress is a Sola Corporation
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can you imagine working the weekend and walking into the conference room to have a quiet bite to eat and running into a full on table reading as sandi gives you the medusa glare stare and you just pause there, door half open, because something in your brain spoke up and said "hey maybe I shouldn't work here anymore"
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TheAgent posted:can you imagine working the weekend and walking into the conference room to have a quiet bite to eat and running into a full on table reading as sandi gives you the medusa glare stare and you just pause there, door half open, because something in your brain spoke up and said "hey maybe I shouldn't work here anymore" If any low-level CIG wagepleb did that and didn't fart audibly before turning around and walking out, shame on them.
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TheAgent posted:can you imagine working the weekend and walking into the conference room to have a quiet bite to eat and running into a full on table reading as sandi gives you the medusa glare stare and you just pause there, door half open, because something in your brain spoke up and said "hey maybe I shouldn't work here anymore" That's not fair. Medusa was capable of showing emotion.
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Sarsapariller posted:What the gently caress is a Sola Corporation It's the IT services arm of Pixelemonade
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imagine putting in, say, $300,000 into a film to ensure you got at least 10 speaking lines in or roughly 90 seconds of screentime, only to find our your entire scene had been cut and that the movie is a tremendous failure and will, without a doubt, net an extreme loss even after the streaming and tv rights are sold so your 300k is just gone but that's okay since the company kicked in for it anyway but goddamn are you pissed about not seeing yourself on the big screen
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I think mods should permaban anyone who pretends they don't work on Star Citizen *cough*MOMA*cough*
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TheAgent posted:imagine putting in, say, $300,000 into a film to ensure you got at least 10 speaking lines in or roughly 90 seconds of screentime, only to find our your entire scene had been cut and that the movie is a tremendous failure and will, without a doubt, net an extreme loss even after the streaming and tv rights are sold I would laugh out loud. My voice would boom out like BRIAN BLESSED's in joy.
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TheAgent posted:imagine putting in, say, $300,000 into a film to ensure you got at least 10 speaking lines in or roughly 90 seconds of screentime, only to find our your entire scene had been cut and that the movie is a tremendous failure and will, without a doubt, net an extreme loss even after the streaming and tv rights are sold She'll always have Pusher. Jobbo_Fett posted:I would laugh out loud. My voice would boom out like BRIAN BLESSED's in joy. Next best thing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ_fXybPq1Q
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like hey, here's a bad thing: we are running out of money to develop a game and yeah, we've taken out a few loans and are really, really hoping no one looks too closely at this whole UK tax credit thing and yeah, yeah we are down almost 30% in revenue from last year so far but also! intel paid for our last two shows, amazon floated us some monies and we're only a wee bit behind but hey, here's a good thing: we got a loving major cash injection from a movie production company to do their digital effects! the company is saved also I need all the art teams focused on the movie stuff because we have a four month deadline for our portion of the vfx, but this is also okay because we need six months or so to get our programmers to finish our engine
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