euphronius posted:

wierd southern Kudzu woods probably

Thatim posted:

i have woods

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/927418538800717830
https://twitter.com/Postmates/status/927626646026305536

tacodaemon posted:

are you referring to that lolworthy anne applebaum piece

Serf posted:

mostly pine trees. the kudzu hasn't reached us yet

FabioClone posted:

Squizzle posted:

algorithmic poo poo is super good at producing discomfiting uncanny effects

Serf posted:

i live in the woods

Chokes McGee posted:

don't buy a house

Ever

Lawman 0 posted:

You should come visit the pine barrens serf

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

jfc doesn't your town have yard waste pick up at least?

Also, mowing everything into your lawn is not only lazy but good for your lawn. Nitrogen!

E: yes if you live in the woods that won't work. Just embrace your hermit life instead and let the leaves fall as they may

Squizzle posted:

algorithmic poo poo is super good at producing discomfiting uncanny effects

juche avocado posted:

im broken thanks to these vids and i was already broken, so.... great

Shageletic posted:

holy moly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXjJdv5fj5k

Schnorkles posted:

arent 21st century news and fox news seperate from one another

Ruzihm posted:

A free market always finds the most efficient allocation of resources.

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/927598276651700224

Duscat posted:

we do, but you have to bag the leaves, and bagging dry oak leaves is bullshit, they take up a ridiculous amount of space and you can't even smash them down because they spring right back

i think we just need to get some chickens again, to keep down the snakes

tacodaemon posted:

i want to watch @picdescbot try to describe product photos from that one amazon salesbot that offers cellphone cases w random stock photos of stuff like ingrown toenails and heroin cooking spoons on them

Calibanibal posted:

no kids of my own here - when i was younger and i saw little ones out in public with their face glued to an ipad i would sneer and get all high on my own farts about how lovely and lazy the parents were

lol i was so dumb. the temptation to just toss the screaming toddler a smartphone and let em play angry birds or w/e must be utterly irresistible. hell most adults would cry w/out their computer time. insert "thats capitalism duck" here

Oiled and Ready posted:

(except perhaps Ed Al-Ballsaqi).

Duscat posted:

we do, but you have to bag the leaves, and bagging dry oak leaves is bullshit, they take up a ridiculous amount of space and you can't even smash them down because they spring right back

i think we just need to get some chickens again, to keep down the snakes

Durf posted:

I want to hear Lowtax's take on this living nightmare. even as internet Nostradamus I doubt he saw this coming.

radical meme posted:

poo poo, I didn't know that Humana was dumping out. I haven't even looked for my 2018 options yet and now I'm thinking Blue Cross may be the only option I have. There's a name for a market where there's only 1 seller, what is that, it's right on the tip of my tongue?

Louisgod posted:

just lol that peoeple without kids are just now discovering these videos.

folks the internet gets intensely hosed up once you have kids.

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I stopped mowing my lawn in early October like normal, but because we've won the War on Winter, it's now like 6 inches tall

and now I can't mulch the leaves with my mower like I normally do because the leaf collection dudes won't take a grassy mix

I'll have to rake. 2017 blows

Lawman 0 posted:

If Dems were smart they would be screaming that Trump is weak on terrorism because he's too busy getting his hateboner on for innocent Mexicans and hatians.