noether posted:

hey folks! have you ever wondered what your sexual market value is? well look no further, cuz I got the internet quiz for you~!

for the boys

for the ladies

I got a 13, which means I'm a classic beta:



I stg if I ever end up dating a guy long term again and I catch him using MAN SOAP or whatever, I'm gonna dump him on the spot. that whole corner of consumer identity is loving weird

noether posted:

hey folks! have you ever wondered what your sexual market value is? well look no further, cuz I got the internet quiz for you~!

for the boys

for the ladies

I got a 13, which means I'm a classic beta:



I stg if I ever end up dating a guy long term again and I catch him using MAN SOAP or whatever, I'm gonna dump him on the spot. that whole corner of consumer identity is loving weird

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Those dialogue options are so loving cringey

Theokotos posted:

A more telling score is how quickly you got bored with the test and left it unfinished.

Palpek posted:

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Those dialogue options are so loving cringey

Palpek posted:

noether posted:

hey folks! have you ever wondered what your sexual market value is? well look no further, cuz I got the internet quiz for you~!

for the boys

for the ladies

I got a 13, which means I'm a classic beta:

P-Mack posted:

The sati thing is a good reminder that we've already had societies structured like the incels want, and they sucked!

Palpek posted:

ReadingZucchini posted:

I am Chad's single, giant testicle with no dick.

ReadingZucchini posted:

...
I am Chad's single, giant testicle with no dick.

SatansOnion posted:

I got the impression that that's more like a big pouch into which the titanic wang is coiled, like a fire hose or an anaconda

Blade Runner posted:

You're gay, start having sex with dudes

fruit on the bottom posted:

this is the real translation of plenty of fish's "intentions" that girls add to their profile:

i am looking for casual dating: i want to get hosed by chad just once and then move onto another chad

i want to date but nothing serious: i want to get hosed by chad more than once but i dont mind if he gets replaced with another chad

i want a relationship: i want to get hosed by chad, but i am too much of a liar to pick any of the above 2 options, so i picked this one instead

i am putting serious effort to find someone: i want to lock down a chad, but if it doesn't happen, then i guess i will just have to continue getting pumped n dumped by chads

i am serious and i want to find someone to marry: looking for a rich non-chad who i will cheat on with a chad, and then divorce-rape him in a few years.

be careful out there bros.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Lol at the idea there's women on POF that aren't bots, hookers or bots pretending to be hookers.

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An alpha male charmer like Trump charms men as well as women. Women are aroused, men are admiring.

PS The mental patients at Very Fake News CNN edited out this part of the video clip so they could rant insanely about Trump the rube violating international protocol and killing innocent koi. Does a day go by when CNN isn’t deliberately altering or editing video to pass off a lie as the truth? Very Fake News doesn’t adequately describe CNN’s sins. Maybe it should be renamed to Very Butthurt CNN. And then blown the gently caress out and its cable license rescinded.

Frankly, I’m disappointed that Trump dumped his koi food after Abe dumped his own food. I was really stoked that Trump went full blown chad on the nips and mega-triggered a bunch of fish-ophile shitlib weirdos who are tired of losing and need any weak sauce anti-Trump angle to keep from suiciding.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Lol at the idea there's women on POF that aren't bots, hookers or bots pretending to be hookers.

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Women are being misled by the Globohomo Mendacity Machine and Grrlpower Cuntsortium into delusions about the time left on their fertility clocks.

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Watch and learn. Trump negs the poo poo out of the gaystream media and comes off charming as a mf while doing it. GAME RECOGNIZED

Fathis Munk posted:

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If you really want to mindfuck an urbanness girlie and instill the Good Lord’s dread, after banging her out Saturday night, wake up early Sunday, get dressed, and tell her you’re going to Church. She won’t be able to stop texting you for the rest of the day.

If your local church is a cucky cheese, make a detour for the nearest pool hall.

Bonus God Game routine: After dressing in your Sunday best, kneel at the foot of your bed while she’s still in it half-asleep, wondering if you’re for real, and pray, “Dear Lord, wash the taint of carnal sin from me, and spare this woman your divine retribution. Show mercy on your wayward flock. Amen….Oh darlin’ there’s leftover pot roast in the fridge if you get hungry later.”

Why does this work?

Chicks dig the jerk with a heart of gold. (Bust expectations to crest poon vibrations.)

The bigger reason is that sheilas get all confuse’d-like and tingly when their man ignores them for a higher purpose.

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My oh my, the ¡SCIENCE! is sweet this week. I’ll never tire of ¡SCIENCE! (the preferred authority of libshits) fluffing my ego knob to an enthusiastic *preen*. SCIENCE is why I love assaulting HARHAR INBRED HILLBILLY liberal virtue masturbating snobs with the 100% TRUEFACT that the most inbred races in the world are the Semitics.

Now it is revealed by an unbiased AI that physiognomy — the facial features of a person as indicative of that person’s character — is real. A study used a machine learning algorithm (proto-AI) to determine if criminals could be identified by their faces from a random population sample, and the AI awkwardly noticed a very uncomfortable fact about human physiognomy.

Fathis Munk posted:

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If you really want to mindfuck an urbanness girlie and instill the Good Lord’s dread, after banging her out Saturday night, wake up early Sunday, get dressed, and tell her you’re going to Church. She won’t be able to stop texting you for the rest of the day.

If your local church is a cucky cheese, make a detour for the nearest pool hall.

Bonus God Game routine: After dressing in your Sunday best, kneel at the foot of your bed while she’s still in it half-asleep, wondering if you’re for real, and pray, “Dear Lord, wash the taint of carnal sin from me, and spare this woman your divine retribution. Show mercy on your wayward flock. Amen….Oh darlin’ there’s leftover pot roast in the fridge if you get hungry later.”

Why does this work?

Chicks dig the jerk with a heart of gold. (Bust expectations to crest poon vibrations.)

The bigger reason is that sheilas get all confuse’d-like and tingly when their man ignores them for a higher purpose.

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The Thousand Cock Stare is the vacant crazy-eyed unhinged look that women get when they’ve slutted it up too much and the cavalry of cockas have left psychic scars. It’s a dead womb walking sheen of the eyes that is similar in soul-skinning affect to the “thousand-yard stare” that soldiers manifest when they’ve spent too much time in the charnel fields.

Thankfully, there’s a beautiful inverse of the thousand cock stare that alights on lovely women who’ve devoted their hearts and parts to one man. That is the “thousand tingle ogle”. Any man who has seduced a woman to reckless love knows that look. It’s the look that is at once arousing and comforting to a man, for it says simultaneously, “she will gobble my knob, and no one else’s”. It’s the eyes of a woman who has wedded her lust to her love. Powerful stuff.

A perfect instance of the thousand tingle ogle was caught on camera after a major election win for the forces of Goodness and Whiteness. Count the tingles arcing across the insufferable void between them as pro-nationalist Austrian wünderkind Sebastian Kurz is admired by his girlfriend:

Trump gets that look from women a lot, too. It’s the ocular equivalent of “I’ll let him grab me by the pussy when we get home”.

Fathis Munk posted:

Haha, you should look at the other articles on that blog, they are great

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The pictures above are computer generated composites of, on the left, eight hot babes from Askmen.com’s Top 99 Women of 2008, and on the right, seven Best Actress Oscar winners from the 1940s. If you go to the Dienekes link, you’ll see photos of the individual women used to make the composites.

A couple thoughts…

Both women are attractive. This isn’t a comparison between beautiful and not beautiful; it’s a comparison between two beauties of nuanced facial differences. My jizzbombs would travel impressive distances with either woman in my bed of sin, though I’d feel more emotional satisfaction — more OWNAGE — spackling the woman on the right because she has the look of Bambi-fied innocence. The woman on the left is only superficially penetrable.

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I bet if I could feel the cheeks of each woman the cheek of the 2008 composite would have a soft layer of vellous peach fuzz, while the cheek of the 1940s composite would be nearly free of vestigial ape fur. I’d also bet that the 2008 composite is sluttier than the 1940s composite, and more likely to make you eat a dick sandwich.

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Naturally sluttier women are enjoying greater rewards than long term commitment-oriented women as the sexual market since the 1950s has evolved toward advantaging short term hookups and disincentivizing settling down ... As masculinization plays a major role in determining how eager a woman will be to ride the cock carousel, the single mother slut wave of post-nuclear family America has evolved a generally manlier disposition in both appearance and attitude.

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Gender bending chemical sabotage is altering the sexual landscape. High carb, low fat diets are making women more masculine and the Pill is loving with women’s mate selection filters. Estrogenic compounds in the water supply from urine secreted by women on the Pill may also be messing around with male hormonal profiles, contributing to the recent shift to dandyism.

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A reader asks,

What about beating the poo poo out of her?

Scoundrels would argue that’s an option for a more enlightened age in the past. But we’ve regressed as a society, so the best move is to move on, and leave her to suffer the fallout by herself.

Another reader suggests the playa protocol (aka the “I don’t give a poo poo about her feelings anymore” full throttle pump and dump alternative),

Ah might I suggest banging her sister or best friend? Takes some good frame control to be sure but it is one way to do it…or for the hardcore men her mother.

Make lemonade out of sour pussies.

Banging another woman within the social orbit of your cheating ho is the MOAB of Dread Game. You drop that explosive load and you’ll wipe the patronizing smirk right offa dat ho’s mug.

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Penises are like the story of Goldicocks and the Three Bears.

Big Black Bear’s cock is sexy but uncivilized. It tears Goldicocks up, leaving her a quivering mass of orgasmic release and STDs.

Androgynous Asian Bear’s cock is unstimulating but loyal. It barely makes a dent in Goldicocks’ cavernous vagina, but it sticks around to see the kids (aka “grays”) through 35 years of post-graduate schooling, and eventually goes on to rule the world with their half-asian bear, half-jewish home invader progeny.

Wan and Woolly White Bear’s cock is juuuuust right. Sexy enough for Goldicocks to feel like her cave is properly explored, but included with some safety gear and a home mortgage.

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Anyhow, my take on this issue is that there are many ways to skin this kitty, among them:

1. Reverse psychology.

“No, don’t send erotic pics of yourself. It won’t get you anywhere with me.”

2. Encouragement neg.

“I’m not sure you’re right for sex pics. Only certain girls can pull it off. You don’t seem the type.” (The vaguer your implied reason, the better.)

3. Unreconstructed rear end in a top hat game.

“tits or gtfo” (note alluring lack of punctuation)

4. Casually aloof rear end in a top hat game.

“It’d be cool to see your tits.” (Be cognizant that she will likely reply with indignation, and that you should be prepared to expect it and brush it off.)

5. Let’s you and her fight game.

“drat, Ella just sent me a pic of her boobs. So many girls doing this now. It’s crazy.” (bonus preselection game!)

6. Idea implantation game.

“You ever send someone nude pics of yourself? I did once to a girl, and it accidentally went to my Mom. I think she was proud.”

7. Reverse Psychology II.

“I’m glad you’re not one of those girls who sends nude pics of herself. You don’t need that excitement.”

8. Feeding the female narcissist game.

“You look like you have a figure for photos. Have you ever modeled in the nude?” (be careful with this tactic, as it can easily cross the line to transparency.)

9. Non-judgmentalism/No Big Deal game.

“If you sent a nude pic I wouldn’t even be surprised. Girls send them all the time now. It’s nothing.”

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The point of the Israeli hotties, isn’t “porn” but that beautiful women boost fecundity. This is obvious but defies conventional analysis. The Left understands that ugliness depresses white fecundity and encourages white women to defile their appearance.

https://identitydixie.com/2017/04/18/moldylocks-trashy-villain-tragic-victim/

Certain countries favor beauty. It appears to be a side-effect of a martial/nationalist culture. Sparta and Nazi Germany favored beauty. Sparta was said to have the beautiful women in the world (Who, like Israeli women, had martial training).

France, Brazil, Venezuela, Brazil, Columbia, Israel still seem to prize female beauty. Everywhere else in the West, ugliness is cherished. A healthy nationalist culture views the beauty of its women as part of its national identity. Give the lads something to fight and die for. Israeli army girls perfectly embody this.

Israeli’s won their independence in Messerschmitts. Israeli tank commanders perfectly applied Guderian’s tactics if Hitler wasn’t so stupid as to hold them back, again, and again, and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The Israeli commando culture harkens back to Nazi commandos. Many early Israeli parties featured the faces symbol. Israel was secretly the strongest ally of South Africa and Rhodesia. Vlaams Belang/ Dutch right wing are tight with Israel. Israel’s history, oddly, is interlinked with White Supremacy. Intuitively, this makes much sense as Israel is existentially an apartheid/ethno state as well. OFC, US Jews are not going to get this. You can get pissed at the hypocrisy, but this is just too mindblowing for a typical US Jew to grasp.

noether posted:

there's some good poo poo in there

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/the-masculinization-of-the-western-white-female/

Palpek posted:

Bobby Digital posted:

Mods rename me superficially penetrable tia