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A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

s.i.r.e. posted:

I saw both Testament and Exodus open for King Diamond and both sounded like poo poo, King Diamond sounded good though. The only other bands I've heard live that sounded good in the metal genre were Saxon (opening for Motorhead) and Immortal. It's a shame, everything else has been an lesson is poo poo sound and hearing loss.

You are seeing the wrong bands my man

GreatGreen posted:

This might be a bit of a late reply but this kind of "what IS music, maaan???" poo poo is dumb as hell... and therefore perfect for this thread!

This guy seems like he's the Henry Kaiser of drumming. As far as I can tell he's simply a talentless rear end in a top hat who tries to make you think he's really cutting edge and avant-garde because it's a lot harder to spend a whole afternoon learning the most basic things about your instrument than it is to just stampede onto a stage and scream "look at meeeeeee!!"

Why should he have to learn to play the drums the 'right' way if he doesn't want to do that?

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


A human heart posted:

Why should he have to learn to play the drums the 'right' way if he doesn't want to do that?

because he then brings it out for people to listen

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time
Joe Bonamassa is peak blues dad.

All the middle age pentatonic scale abusers I know with excessive, overpriced guitar collections obey him. I think he’s a boring player and the prime example of why white people should be banned from playing blues.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

kjetting posted:

the prime example of why white people should be banned from playing blues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdfpE-7w47w

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

^^^ lmao owns owns owns

woodch posted:


For content, I discovered this dude a while ago. He's done a bunch of "reacts to" videos, and they're just priceless (don't let the username throw you):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa4EmeLhg2M

Watching him discover these guitarist for the first time is just adorable. Give his channel some love.

I like this guy a lot. He’s very genuine.

Kilometers Davis fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Nov 5, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Somebody found a way to make the Dean Cadillac look even more awkward.


I guess the Dean Cadillac is fairly stupid music poo poo on its own, although I've become weirdly fond of it the more I've looked at it.

BDA fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Nov 5, 2017

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
it's like a less trashy version of the fernandes ravelle


Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
Perfect for playing cargo shorts metal.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
"How much is that going to cost us to package again?
.
.
.
Hmm. I see. Worth it, though, to guarantee they know they're getting nine of them for the purchase price."

EDIT: needed more explicit packaging to avoid such mistakes in the future.

Rugoberta Munchu fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Nov 6, 2017

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
https://reverb.com/item/4805355-refinished-epiphone-les-paul-special-with-matching-headstock

That is a delightful shade of Get hosed Green but it really needs a Floyd to complete the look.

[edit] Reverb is a goldmine of weird poo poo, look at this loving thing.

BDA fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Nov 6, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Anime Reference posted:

https://reverb.com/item/4805355-refinished-epiphone-les-paul-special-with-matching-headstock

That is a delightful shade of Get hosed Green but it really needs a Floyd to complete the look.

[edit] Reverb is a goldmine of weird poo poo, look at this loving thing.

Wait, Epiphone made honest-to-god bolt-on Les Pauls? The hell?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
wanna throw back a couple 'kuges and jam out some sweet live - throwing copper tabs on that epiphone gibson

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Anime Reference posted:

Reverb is a goldmine of weird poo poo, look at this loving thing.
Zakk Mylde

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Wait, Epiphone made honest-to-god bolt-on Les Pauls? The hell?

Sort of. The Special is a bargain-basement flattop.


For some reason the fact that the end of the fretboard is rounded instead of square bothers me way more than it should. The wrongness is so subtle and yet so jarring.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

kjetting posted:

Joe Bonamassa is peak blues dad.

All the middle age pentatonic scale abusers I know with excessive, overpriced guitar collections obey him. I think he’s a boring player and the prime example of why white people should be banned from playing blues.

Counter-example: the whitest bluesman of all time annihilates a room of bored Danes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXYuWOoBl4

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



Juaguocio posted:

Counter-example: the whitest bluesman of all time annihilates a room of bored Danes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXYuWOoBl4

Johnny Winter owns.

Only good white blues guy imo. Every other white guy sounds like he's stealing someone else's style (see: SRV). Johnny has his own unique thing going on.

He also has top tier stupid music poo poo gear. Firebirds, Steinbergers, whatever that pre-gibson Epiphone he used to play is, Music Man amps. etc.

Malaria fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Nov 6, 2017

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Malaria posted:

stealing someone else's style (see: SRV)

??????

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017




SRV is a bad Albert King knockoff in a thrift store Jimi Hendrix costume.

He isn't totally terrible. But I mean there isn't much unique there other than popularizing the generic tubescreamer tone everyone uses now.


edit: also I think SRV's stuff sounds real bad now due to such lovely 80's production. Nothing he can really do about that though. The 80's were a strange time.

Malaria fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Nov 6, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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:piaa:

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



This is how a totally normal adult male dresses




Do you think that's a tone scarf?


edit:

While looking for other pictures of SRV I came across a shirt with this on it:



I would wear that tbh

Malaria fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Nov 6, 2017

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Malaria posted:

This is how a totally normal adult male dresses



Since when the hell is one of the greatest guitarists that ever a normal person?

Also :lol: at bad Albert King knock-off. Holy poo poo.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Malaria posted:



I would wear that tbh

lol

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

Malaria posted:

While looking for other pictures of SRV I came across a shirt with this on it:



I would wear that tbh

The Hartke stack is a nice touch. Tommy Shannon used those for some reason, I guess because it was the 80s.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Malaria posted:

This is how a totally normal adult male dresses



I wish I could say I've never worn a worse pimped out outfit on stage but it's just not true

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Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Juaguocio posted:

Counter-example: the whitest bluesman of all time annihilates a room of bored Danes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXYuWOoBl4

Here's another one from a time before the invention of hair conditioner and dentistry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ky7pmnF9WQ

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Bill Posters posted:

Here's another one from a time before the invention of hair conditioner and dentistry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ky7pmnF9WQ

Bill Oddie on drums!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...





I love it.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Where’s the rest of it?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
that’s what she said lol owned

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


it looks a little like a cock and bollocks profile doesn't it

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
that is also what she said

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

s.i.r.e. posted:



I love it.

Is this like a pedal steel guitar? All I see is a big rectangular strat body that's also surrounding the neck.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Malaria posted:

This is how a totally normal adult male dresses



why does he have two yellow roses

Chalupa Joe
Mar 4, 2007
Don't yellow roses mean "let's just be friends"?

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

dex_sda posted:

why does he have two yellow roses

Three.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


s.i.r.e. posted:



I love it.

How does the trem bit stay on, that doesn't look very stable

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Shugojin posted:

How does the trem bit stay on, that doesn't look very stable

You tell me:



It's called the Travelcaster.

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the numa numa song
Oct 3, 2006

Even though
I'm better than you
I am not
How much space do you really save? It's still a big stick.

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