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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I they did this and brought on Leah Remini as prez wife I'd watch it.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Leviathan posted:

Luv 2 see dem reax after they shoot selves in dick and Gillespie wins

"hey guys, what if, more racist?"
"GENIUS, RUN WITH IT NATIONWIDE"

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/927824044149346304

hundreds more

thousands

millions of people would be dead

the end of human life as we know it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Any piss news today?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mirthless posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/927824044149346304

hundreds more

thousands

millions of people would be dead

the end of human life as we know it

im glad for it

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Augus posted:

what the gently caress he doesn't even get pickles on his loving burger and just drowns it in ketchup
was this man built in a lab to be my least favorite human being

bitch eats well done steaks slathered in ketchup

of all the things lovely things he is guilty of this is lterally the worst

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

careful what u pray for or it might happen

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NofrikinfuN posted:

The people gunned down were praying. Perhaps they should have been praying explicitly to not be murdered?

funny you should ask:

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/927703885095063552

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


gently caress this is a great idea.

But Robin Wright has to play it straight. Like nothing at all has changed.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I have to admire Paul Ryan in a certain way how he just desperately ignores every single thing that isn't tax cuts

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Thoatse posted:

careful what u pray for or it might happen



I didn't know pokemons had cloacas

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




guys they're trying to one-up the monopoly on death krew

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Thoatse posted:

careful what u pray for or it might happen



Pikase.cx

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

NofrikinfuN posted:

The people gunned down were praying. Perhaps they should have been praying explicitly to not be murdered?

they were praying but not thoughting

you need thoughting and prayering to not be gunned down

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Thoatse posted:

careful what u pray for or it might happen



dude :nws: that there are children here

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

WarMECH posted:

hey paul how many of these people were in the middle of praying (it works!) as bullets penetrated their skulls?
Each of them was praying for death. Ryan, as always, is correct.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

right wing poo poo heads love when people say prayer doesn't work, it just makes them stronger and pray more (which doesn't work).

And then they are like "prayer is not magic anyway dumb libtards" and "prayer is not about actually manifesting anything in reality, it's just like this thing you do to make things OK or something".

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

death cult

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/927884011468480512

yes let's all go vote tomorrow!

How Darwinian
Feb 27, 2011

Mirthless posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/927824044149346304

hundreds more

thousands

millions of people would be dead

the end of human life as we know it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVUWV2Z0Ag

The Ronnies of the world will save us all...

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Boy, that 18 month old baby was already praying for death. Amazing!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
You (a dumb person): prayer doesn't do anything wtf??

me (a smart man): you don't understand what prayer is

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/christinafreund/status/927905097006370817

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Thoatse posted:

careful what u pray for or it might happen



no ring.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

pretty sure thats what they were doing whey were all killed :shrug:

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

right wing poo poo heads love when people say prayer doesn't work, it just makes them stronger and pray more (which doesn't work).

And then they are like "prayer is not magic anyway dumb libtards" and "prayer is not about actually manifesting anything in reality, it's just like this thing you do to make things OK or something".

it is a strange thing to discuss with people

since god has this grand plan that we cannot possibly understand as mere mortals but somehow asking him to alter the plan in any way ALWAYS WORKS except when it doesnt because he works in mysterious ways to enact the plan that we cannot possibly understand as mere mortals

christians are weird

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Office Pig posted:

yeah got posted last night, the seth rich part’s not what it seems, it’s actually pushing back on the conspiracy

Ok, that's semi classy I guess

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pascallion posted:

He wants to take the 5th but is trying to weasel out of the implication that this means there’s actually incriminating evidence.

This guy has looked too long into the Trump.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


...hahahahahaha

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

these takes are scaring the poo poo out of me tbh

"you see, it's GOOD that this man murdered 25 people, because God sent a Good Guy With a Gun™ to defend our gun ownership rights"

it's like they think jesus started the NRA in the bible or something

Serf
May 5, 2011


WarMECH posted:

it is a strange thing to discuss with people

since god has this grand plan that we cannot possibly understand as mere mortals but somehow asking him to alter the plan in any way ALWAYS WORKS except when it doesnt because he works in mysterious ways to enact the plan that we cannot possibly understand as mere mortals

christians are weird

did calvinists even pray? seems like if you thought all things were predetermined and there was no free will you could save a lot of prayer time by just accepting things as they happened

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Well that's what I was doing at the time, checks out.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Millions would have died if the Texas hero did not have a gun :911:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Mirthless posted:

it's like they think jesus started the NRA in the bible or something

I'm pretty sure this is literally what some people think that "I come not to bring peace but a sword" verse means.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Mirthless posted:

these takes are scaring the poo poo out of me tbh

"you see, it's GOOD that this man murdered 25 people, because God sent a Good Guy With a Gun™ to defend our gun ownership rights"

it's like they think jesus started the NRA in the bible or something

Maybe we can convince them to line up because it turns out THE RAPTURE is a maniac with a gun.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

have you even read the book of job

s great deal making

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Mirthless posted:

these takes are scaring the poo poo out of me tbh

"you see, it's GOOD that this man murdered 25 people, because God sent a Good Guy With a Gun™ to defend our gun ownership rights"

it's like they think jesus started the NRA in the bible or something

they are terrifying

the GOP is a literal death cult at this point

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Happy October revolution day

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

that dude with a gun was the super soldier

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

They died, Paul.

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