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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

how can anyone even care about the infinitieth mass shooting and the media orgy that follows

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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Brain Curry posted:

What if the creeper crops the pics before uploading?

Then it won't work

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

2DCAT posted:

lol, i had a robocall voicemail telling me that my voting location changed. Nice try Trump

it owns how much this happens every single election and nothing is ever done

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Plank Walker posted:

uber but for boners???

An app where you can find someone near you who can get a boner so you don't have to

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



FAUXTON posted:

Why would Pence have a House office, as president of the Senate?

maybe an editing mistake for "White House office"

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

sia recently posted a picture of her butt bc she heard some dude had a copy and was trying to make money by selling it

yeah, sia owns

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


:hai:




:thunk:

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


amazon cock prime

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Brother Friendship posted:

how can anyone even care about the infinitieth mass shooting and the media orgy that follows

america is a giant death cult

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
I was going to go through the election day TRUMP! thread to pull out some funny quotes but that poo poo is too depressingly optimistic about what was going to happen over the next 18 or so hours

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm torn. Male sexual health stuff is extremely scammy generally between those low-T clinics and how absolutely nothing is covered by any insurance, and dismissing people as lovely cowards for being too anxious to talk to their doctor about a socially stigmatized condition that seems to be okay when it's erectile dysfunction but not okay when it's depression is pretty lame

On the other hand though, despite me recognizing that this is something that needs attention and reforms, I don't trust Thiel to be the one to do it. In fact I expect he's going to make it an online version of a low-t clinic

I think boner pills should be OTC tho

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Reality Winner posted:

it owns how much this happens every single election and nothing is ever done

Thats because the real crime is all the the imaginary dead people voting

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

a boner delivered to your mouth in two days or less

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Nichael posted:

Real happy for the Russian bots and Nazis who can now really get out their message with the detail and verbosity they deserve

appreciate the congrats

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

want to buy skin cream, dick pills, or hair cream, but don't want to tell your pharmacist that you need those things? no problem, just tell Peter Thiel instead. what could go wrong???

https://twitter.com/kelseykeith/status/928010663728906241

the only way this would work is if he has a second site ready to launch and take the market by storm by insulting Peter Thiel and "hims" relentlessly

he's not Zuck enough to ever think of that though

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Al! posted:

seems like hashes are a bad idea if tehy want a working system anyway right because couldn't the revenge porn guy just open up the picture in paint, change a single pixel, save and upload?

yes

it's the kind of idea that you're supposed to let float away after you examine it for exactly 1 extra earth second

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Epic High Five posted:

I'm torn. Male sexual health stuff is extremely scammy generally between those low-T clinics and how absolutely nothing is covered by any insurance, and dismissing people as lovely cowards for being too anxious to talk to their doctor about a socially stigmatized condition that seems to be okay when it's erectile dysfunction but not okay when it's depression is pretty lame

On the other hand though, despite me recognizing that this is something that needs attention and reforms, I don't trust Thiel to be the one to do it. In fact I expect he's going to make it an online version of a low-t clinic

I think boner pills should be OTC tho

mens health and boner pills are most definitely covered by insurance. it's womens health that people get hosed over on.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
letting white people rub cum on your face is the new woke

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Brother Friendship posted:

how can anyone even care about the infinitieth mass shooting and the media orgy that follows

For real though. I am constantly surprised people aren't more desensitized to this poo poo.

Oh wow dozens of people were killed by a gunman with unknown motives. Welp I'll have to squeeze my mourning into the 2 weeks we have between this shooting and the next one.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Brother Friendship posted:

how can anyone even care about the infinitieth mass shooting and the media orgy that follows

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Brother Friendship posted:

a boner delivered to your mouth in two days or less

Craigslist has free sameday your product is DOA

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

fits my needs posted:

yeah only thing obama is interested in is shaping Young Dem minds w/ the Third Way at his Jedi temple in south Chicago and sucking his own cock

my young dem mind has been metastasized by the nite crew tumor :ohdear:

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Mayor Dave posted:

america is a giant death cult

i literally had to sit in the doctors office and watch a video graphic representation of how the gunman kicked open the doors then shot a bunch of children and old people and then I coughed when the doctor cupped my balls, it was a good morning

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/politico/status/928004163442761728

better luck next time fascist elf man

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nuclearmonkee posted:

mens health and boner pills are most definitely covered by insurance. it's womens health that people get hosed over on.

I worked in a pharmacy for two and a half years and never saw a single boner pill covered ($45 per, out of pocket each time) except by the plans that people who drove up in 200k cars had. Every single woman had access to free birth control who had insurance though

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


:unsmith:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/928012861581950983

Menendez is gonna skate lmao

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


remember when he stopped giving money to foster parents because their wards were disabled?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

iirc there are some fuzzy heuristic ways of finding imperfect matches, kind of like how the Shazam app can often recognize songs playing in the background of an echoey room even though their servers use some kind of crypto signatures made straight from the recording, but idk how reliable it would be

p sure any additional efforts to make "fuzzy" matches would require storing more than "just" a hash of the original

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Epic High Five posted:

I think boner pills should be OTC tho

They can be bad for people with heart conditions and there are a lot of people with heart conditions.

Also it's probably bad to just give Americans unlimited access to vasodilators. Who knows what they would end up doing.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
as a hims, i make sure to do 2 things daily:

1. floss
2. honor the four bears, yogi, baloo, teddy ruxpin, and kung fu panda

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


exiled from the elf kingdom and still without the ability to make people stop laughing at him :sad:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mayor Dave posted:

america is a giant death cult

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/927915632980561921

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jeb!!!!!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs posted:

yeah only thing obama is interested in is shaping Young Dem minds w/ the Third Way at his Jedi temple in south Chicago and sucking his own cock

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Brother Friendship posted:

i literally had to sit in the doctors office and watch a video graphic representation of how the gunman kicked open the doors then shot a bunch of children and old people and then I coughed when the doctor cupped my balls, it was a good morning

sir this isnt a doctors office this is a carls jr

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


All DoJ hands are now on deck prosecuting those ACLU lawyers who made it possible for their Texas immigrant client to obtain a legal abortion.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shalebridge Cradle posted:

They can be bad for people with heart conditions and there are a lot of people with heart conditions.

Also it's probably bad to just give Americans unlimited access to vasodilators. Who knows what they would end up doing.

There's lots of drugs that interact badly with conditions out there OTC already

Maybe not OTC but they should definitely be more common and easily available. Probably have a lot fewer middle aged white guys mad at the world because of their declining virility voting for the death of the world at least

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/927958623564845058

THEY'RE RUNNING

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