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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Unperson_47 posted:

how is christie's approval so high

people mad about abbott districts

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Gonna quote this so I can find it later.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
schnorkles when will u understan that u r fukken jinxin it

stop

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-pee-tape-sex-workers-urinate_us_59ff2fc2e4b04cdbeb33c2d3

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mc Do Well posted:

Pure selfish genetics - keeping it in the family in every sense, ha.

I'd attribute it more to vastly increased levels of social isolation

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

schnorkles when will u understan that u r fukken jinxin it

stop

It is a compulsion, lastgirl. I must post.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




how soon after polls close will trump delete his gillespie endorsement tweets

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I know nothing about that race in VA other than that the Republican is gonna win

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

It is a compulsion, lastgirl. I must post.

:same:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

it's just a 3 dayer, you're good.

Putting on my Serious Hat, it's clear that the democrats as a whole simply represent a moderate/neo-liberal policy that their base vehemently disagrees with, hence why figures like Sanders, Franken and the more progressive wing of the party has such a vocal fanclub. The rally for Bernie in Portland alone echoed the same grassroots energy Obama enjoyed in '08.

At this point it's a safe bet that any normal, boring Democrat that runs for office, in any state, is in an uphill battle as their base just doesn't give a poo poo about them. Couple that with the seething hate conservative voters have for liberals by literally standing for nothing other than triggering liberals and OBAMA BAD and you're just going to continue to see GOP/Trump morons get elected.

Anybody that thinks 2018 is going to see some sort of blue surge is deluding themselves. This country is irreparably hosed and racists, nazis and those with (((Economic Anxiety))) alike are incredibly emboldened from sniffing their own farts from the 2016 win.

in summary, this country loving sucks, do you still do $1 any size sodas?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


hadouken

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

trump is pres??!

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I appreciate Schnorkle's optimism.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Nonsense posted:

it is literally absurd millions of americans would be willing to give up their lives and take the lives of millions of other americans to keep being able to own purchase firearms.

it is loving crazy

but what if a bullshit infinitesimally unlikely scenario were to happen and you were caught without a gun,

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






i love how the NY Daily News, the supposedly Good One, kinkshames, while the NYPost just describes it blandly

trump!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

It is a compulsion, lastgirl. I must post.

turn your weakness into a strength, quick

post the opposite

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Agronox posted:

in 2016 i waited in line over an hour and a half to vote, they checked my id, etc.
this year i was in and out in literally two minutes and they barely even looked at the book

same polling place in God's Own New Jersey


wait, what is this thing? if it is cheap i might buy it too

Weird it's almost like something very different happened in the 2016 election vs. the 2017 election. I wonder what it could be though?

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

deadgoon posted:

get a load of this chud who doesn't know about the dildo guns and the gun dildos

one of my favorite parts of the novel what the hell did i just read? was the use of a t-shirt cannon converted to a revolver that fires brimstone-filled dildos.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the opposite

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

I must leave you all in 10 minutes and will not return until after the election is done.

I will either return victorious and smug as poo poo or humiliated.

namaste

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Good night c-spam.

I love you all :peanut:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Louisgod posted:

it's just a 3 dayer, you're good.

Putting on my Serious Hat, it's clear that the democrats as a whole simply represent a moderate/neo-liberal policy that their base vehemently disagrees with, hence why figures like Sanders, Franken and the more progressive wing of the party has such a vocal fanclub. The rally for Bernie in Portland alone echoed the same grassroots energy Obama enjoyed in '08.

At this point it's a safe bet that any normal, boring Democrat that runs for office, in any state, is in an uphill battle as their base just doesn't give a poo poo about them. Couple that with the seething hate conservative voters have for liberals by literally standing for nothing other than triggering liberals and OBAMA BAD and you're just going to continue to see GOP/Trump morons get elected.

Anybody that thinks 2018 is going to see some sort of blue surge is deluding themselves. This country is irreparably hosed and racists, nazis and those with (((Economic Anxiety))) alike are incredibly emboldened from sniffing their own farts from the 2016 win.

in summary, this country loving sucks, do you still do $1 any size sodas?

I disagree.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


are precious jobs

Serf
May 5, 2011


Yinlock posted:

are precious jobs

this but unironically

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

how soon after polls close will trump delete his gillespie endorsement tweets

[Zach galifinakis tryin 2 do math gif but it's about time zones and korea and a system of differential equations to account for the effects of kimchi on the morning poo poo schedule of a digestive tract acclimated only to mcdobalds and well done trumpsteak]

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Yinlock posted:

are precious jobs

unironically yes? especially in baltimore

jeez

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

idgi, where's the t-rex colored to look like iron man dancing on a kid's mother finger

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

Good night c-spam.

I love you all :peanut:

im giving you my smug energy

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
It's dumb when people talk about "jobs" when it's a TV show. It's more of a temporary gig. Everyone in Hollywood is basically a freelancer.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




lmao feinberg's the best

Serf
May 5, 2011


juche avocado posted:

unironically yes? especially in baltimore

jeez

laughing about jobs disappearing is the hallmark of the perennially comfortable

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Hey, Nate wants to make sure everybody gets poo poo in their mouths.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/928030383748403200

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

It is a compulsion, lastgirl. I must post.

i have no fingers and i must post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

PostNouveau posted:

Everyone in America is basically a freelancer.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Squizzle posted:

how soon after polls close will trump delete his gillespie endorsement tweets

a little more than an hour until they close

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

prefect posted:

Hey, Nate wants to make sure everybody gets poo poo in their mouths.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/928030383748403200



https://twitter.com/JimCam73/status/928030612019142661

Seriously get over it

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

PostNouveau posted:

It's dumb when people talk about "jobs" when it's a TV show. It's more of a temporary gig. Everyone in Hollywood is basically a freelancer.
is 'freelancer' a weird euphemism for rape victim

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

juche avocado posted:

unironically yes? especially in baltimore

jeez

fair enough, i'm just making fun of how ~jobs~ has become some nebulous number with nothing specific as to the quality of said jobs

we need to protect our precious job crystals

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
House of Cards was bad

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





2,000 fates should not be tied up by kevin spacey's repressed, sad dilz

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