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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

good upset or bad upset?

I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S GIVING ME AN ANXIETY ATTACK

:ohdear:

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I don’t know but the suspense play is what an rear end in a top hat does.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Random twitter guy really fishing for those views there.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

good upset or bad upset?

This is geohell.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

HAIL HYRA

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
Uh... that sounds bad? Like, weren't the good guys kind of supposed to barely win?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Random twitter guy really fishing for those views there.

https://twitter.com/Thing342/status/928045159178268672

he works for Decision Desk HQ so he's not a complete rando talking out of his rear end.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

axeil posted:

https://twitter.com/Thing342/status/928045159178268672

he works for Decision Desk HQ so he's not a complete rando talking out of his rear end.

Yea he is

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Petr posted:

Uh... that sounds bad? Like, weren't the good guys kind of supposed to barely win?

An upset would also be the Dems winning 17 House of Delegates seats and taking back the Chamber.

I'd actually rate it as way crazier an upset than Gillespie winning.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Didn’t decision desk call Michigan for Hillary and then Bernie won?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Quorum posted:

I've been taking polls for what people want to replace Monument Avenue with, so far my suggestion of Wahunsenecawh/Chief Powhatan for Jeb! Stuart's place is meeting with moderate acceptance but everyone can get behind dynamiting Jeff Davis and replacing him with Elizabeth van Lew

replace lee with oderus urungus

complete with motion activated cuttlefish of cthulhu

a true hero of richmond

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Polls are officially closed in Virginia!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
7 PM.

God bless you, goons. If they win and god willing they do, it was because of you.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/928049498798125056

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/928049576820559873

so yep. he's a dick.

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
Wait, was he just trolling for that loving Jeb! picture?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Dick.

Jesus. rear end in a top hat just J. Walter Weatherman'd us.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
What a piece of loving poo poo.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Too early to call sounds good to me. I think the pros have been looking at the same turnout fogures we’re seeing. Let’s see the numbers come in.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Petr posted:

Wait, was he just trolling for that loving Jeb! picture?

Alter Ego posted:

Dick.

Jesus. rear end in a top hat just J. Walter Weatherman'd us.

Office Pig posted:

What a piece of loving poo poo.

I agree strongly with all 3 of you.

farraday posted:

Too early to call sounds good to me. I think the pros have been looking at the same turnout fogures we’re seeing. Let’s see the numbers come in.

who said that?

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
i dunno i mean my sphincter puckered as much as anyone else's here but i still thought it was kinda funny

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
OK so polls are closed, how bad did we lose

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Harry Enten 7:03 PM

By my backend math, Northam leads by 5 points in the exit polls. Take that for what it’s worth. Gillespie leads by 8 points among men, but Northam is up by 19 points among women.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Only 8 among men? And +19 among women? That's...:stare:

NO, GODDAMNIT, OPTIMISM, YOU STAY DOWN IN THAT BASEMENT!!!!

Still, "too early to call" is different than "too close to call", right? It means they have a fairly good idea of who's gonna win but want to let the votes accumulate a little?

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

axeil posted:

I agree strongly with all 3 of you.


who said that?

CNNs characterization is too early to call.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Voted Dem now checking out and hoping I wake up to good news. Regardless thanks to all the people that put in hard work.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

farraday posted:

CNNs characterization is too early to call.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
EYSYYEYSY
SEYRYE
SYYES YES YES YES


gently caress YES WOOHOOOO

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Petr posted:

Wait, was he just trolling for that loving Jeb! picture?

Take deep breaths tonight.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Nate Silver 7:05 PM

One very interesting tidbit from the exit poll is that Northam leads Gillespie 62-36 among voters who decided in the past week. If he goes on to win tonight, that would challenge the conventional wisdom that Northam ran a poor race.


Centrism...good????

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Soaked three sets of clothes today volunteering in NOVA.

Now, I soak my liver while I wait.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

axeil posted:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
EYSYYEYSY
SEYRYE
SYYES YES YES YES


gently caress YES WOOHOOOO

settle down Beavis

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What a loving douchebag that guy is. People are justly on edge and that's just cruel.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
55% of voters would not trust Ed Gillespie on race relations

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

B B posted:

Soaked three sets of clothes today volunteering in NOVA.

Now, I soak my liver while I wait.

Thanks for your work today B B brother

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

axeil posted:

Centrism...good????

Oh my god, please don't let this be the loving takeaway if Northam wins. You gonna go back to posting about how Citibank owns because they gave some money to charity again?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Your Boy Fancy posted:

Take deep breaths tonight.

I know it's been said but you've done good no matter what the outcome. Thanks for keeping at it even when the nothing matters crew was out in force.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

WampaLord posted:

Oh my god, please don't let this be the loving takeaway if Northam wins. You gonna go back to posting about how Citibank owns because they gave some money to charity again?

nah, just messin' with everyone. trying to keep things light and tell jokes and what not because the stress is unimaginable right now.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

B B posted:

Soaked three sets of clothes today volunteering in NOVA.

Now, I soak my liver while I wait.

Ya done good, mate. I was out in that poo poo for like 10 minutes and that was more than enough for me.

B B
Dec 1, 2005

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Thanks for your work today B B brother

:glomp:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Again, White Men continue to be the worst.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

WampaLord posted:

Oh my god, please don't let this be the loving takeaway if Northam wins. You gonna go back to posting about how Citibank owns because they gave some money to charity again?

No, but maybe the takeaway could be that you don't have to have Barack Obama's oratorical skills if you want to win as a Democrat.

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