2017 State-Level Elections: America's "Special" Children

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

the doom needle just called it for northam.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:24

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/928065178981289984?s=17

Turns out being a complete unrepentant rear end in a top hat doesn't work with Virginia voters!

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Now I want to move to Virginia. YOU DID IT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! I have felt this happy in a year.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

axeil posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/928069810155671553

yet another one.

This was my mom! Good work mom!

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

Amused to Death: Aug 10, 2009; google "The Night Witches", and prepare for

Did the trans woman beat the locsl Republican fuckhead incumbant?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/928070647909093376

:getin:

Quorum posted:

This was my mom! Good work mom!

holy poo poo, really?? congrats to your mom!

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

thesg: Oct 30, 2013

Amused to Death posted:

Did the trans woman beat the locsl Republican fuckhead incumbant?

Yes

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Amused to Death posted:

Did the trans woman beat the locsl Republican fuckhead incumbant?

hell yeah she did

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Folks,

Congrats dude

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:25

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/928070673905405952

6 more needed now

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:26

NmareBfly: Jul 16, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Folks,

I'll buy you a beer if you're ever down in Cville.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:26

farraday: Jan 10, 2007; Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/928070594981253120?s=17

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:26

Solkanar512: Dec 28, 2006; by the sex ghost

Quorum posted:

This was my mom! Good work mom!

Congrats!

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:26

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

y'all.... we really might pants the Republicans next year if we keep this pressure up

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:27

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

axeil posted:

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/928070647909093376

holy poo poo, really?? congrats to your mom!

She's not the candidate, sorry, that's just her district.

Rodman was at the PSA taping Sunday and was super cool though. So I rooted for her double.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:27

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

When do find out NY and NJ fall?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:27

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Amused to Death posted:

Did the trans woman beat the locsl Republican fuckhead incumbant?

https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/928066321958490113

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:28

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

PhazonLink posted:

When do find out NY and NJ fall?

nj was called the second the polls closed

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:28

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

When do find out NY and NJ fall?

NJ was called for Murphy a minute after the polls closed. Dunno about the other seats.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:28

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Democrazy posted:

Quit posting and start drinking damnit.

Last year, Donald Trump couldn�t steal my sobriety.

This year, nobody can steal my motherfucking sunshine.

ALL BLUE EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:29

Edmund Lava: Sep 8, 2004; Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

PhazonLink posted:

When do find out NY and NJ fall?

NY polls close at 9. It�s not expected to be close, they�ll probably call it soon after.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:30

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:30

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Endorph posted:

Virginia is a state where heavily R districts report first and the heavily D districts report last. We're halfway through the night and Northam is leading, and a ton of competitive seats have been turned blue, with some r-leaning races actually looking competitive.

This is looking more and more like a bloodbath with every second.

Holy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/928065178981289984?s=17

Shitsnacks!

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:30

Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

Wow, phrasing. Um. Yeah, phrasing...

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:30

Herewaard: Jun 20, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

i heard this too and burst out laughing at how badly he worded that

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Todd wonders what this means for Doug Jones in Alabama. I do too.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Edmund Lava posted:

NY polls close at 9. It�s not expected to be close, they�ll probably call it soon after.

NY isn't doing anything really interesting, other than the ConCon, which is expected to fail by a landslide.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

Goddamn, gently caress Chuck Todd so hard.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

That is gloriously terrible

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Dems currently up in 17 Republican-held districts. If it holds they will have a 1-vote majority in the House of Delegates

:ohdear:

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

2017 State-Level Elections: I�m looking for the D, I want the D

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

ozmunkeh: Feb 28, 2008; hey guys what is happening in this thread

https://www.vpap.org/electionresults/election-8829/map/

So this is a hell of a thing. In 2015 it was 58.5% R (10,551) to 41.5% D (7,472). Currently 50.01% R (12,865) to 49.99% D (12,861) with 21 precincts of 22 (95.45%) reporting.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:31

HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

�I don�t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said �I�m looking for the D, I want the D over the R�

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:32

funkymonks: Aug 31, 2004; Pillbug

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

“I don’t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said “I’m looking for the D, I want the D over the R”

Don't we all, Chuck?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:32

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

ozmunkeh posted:

https://www.vpap.org/electionresults/election-8829/map/

So this is a hell of a thing. In 2015 it was 58.5% R (10,551) to 41.5% D (7,472). Currently 50.01% R (12,865) to 49.99% D (12,861) with 21 precincts of 22 (95.45%) reporting.

Four votes whoa

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:33

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

cheetah7071 posted:

Four votes whoa

That's gonna be a recount.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:33

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Chuck Todd

“I don’t know how many people knew the candidate was transgender. They might have just gone in and said “I’m looking for the D, I want the D over the R”

"gently caress, I was so busy voting for my interests I forgot to be a bigot!"

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:33

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Going from R supermajority to D majority seems like it must be some kind of record. I'm stoked about Northam but holy gently caress that house of delegate rout.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:33

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Last year, Donald Trump couldn�t steal my sobriety.

This year, nobody can steal my motherfucking sunshine.

ALL BLUE EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS

Fancy, the first time I saw you post was in TFF, back when the Bills and the Lions had their 5-0 start and you were proudly declaring that there was only one team in New York. Of course, the Bills collapsed, and you've been through a lot since then. But you're a goddamn inspiration, and I want you to soak up this victory as much as you can. You worked so loving hard for this, and it paid off in spades.

God fuckin' bless you, Fancy rear end Ho.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:34

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Paracaidas: Sep 24, 2016; Consistently Tedious!

Early returns have the Medicaid expansion outrunning Hillary in Maine. Outside of the mindboggling insanity of

Your Boy Fancy posted:

ALL BLUE EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKERS

Maine's expansion is the last open question of the evening. WA-Sen will likely be a few days out before any call is made.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:35

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