Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

FAUXTON posted:

If you think wheelers are bad try the flood of wood-chopping accidents where teenagers with bad technique and no supervision show up with feet split in half the long way.

as an occasional wood splitter and chainsaw-er, what were they doing? I can't picture this unless they were being INCREDIBLY stupid

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

4 wheelers are illegal in town, but side by sides doing 20 over the speed limit while drunk from the golf club down the street? a ok.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FAUXTON posted:

If you think wheelers are bad try the flood of wood-chopping accidents where teenagers with bad technique and no supervision show up with feet split in half the long way.

:lol: that happened to one of the counselors the one time I went to Boy Scout Camp.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Good lord Serf, I had assumed the missing foot was caused by diabetes or something. :gonk:

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hey its that poster they say i am, whats up split personality? :allears:

i'm l i f t e d how r u

Serf
May 5, 2011


i know what my bones look like

one thing that sucks about losing a limb at a young age is you get bone spurs growing out of whatever bone you have left, so i had to have like 4 more surgeries over a decade just to go in and shave down the bone

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Agronox posted:

as an occasional wood splitter and chainsaw-er, what were they doing? I can't picture this unless they were being INCREDIBLY stupid

I'm assuming they hit the log off-center or missed it entirely, glanced the axe off the block/stump and into their foot because they weren't standing/swinging properly.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



why are there so many loving posts this am

did trump melt down again

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Actually last night was BAD for Democrats

Here's why:

Serf
May 5, 2011


NofrikinfuN posted:

Good lord Serf, I had assumed the missing foot was caused by diabetes or something. :gonk:

on sa that's not a bad bet to make lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





how does zegermans always manage to hit on a perfect dewheel

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

triple sulk posted:

why are there so many loving posts this am

did trump melt down again

dems won big so there's infighting as usual

Serf
May 5, 2011


triple sulk posted:

why are there so many loving posts this am

did trump melt down again

talkin bout injuries

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

thanks squizz

i hope yr recovery has been and continues to be as smooth and complete as is possible :glomp:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a.lo posted:

Actually last night was BAD for Democrats

Here's why:

Cilliza makes yet another compelling article to boost the moderates :vince:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Chokes McGee posted:

mods please change juche avocado's name to this tia

orange juche is a poster who exists and is my friend and is good

i mean maybe the posts arent good anymore but

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Schnorkles posted:

Probably, but there will be recounts.

Don't forget the endless recall efforts after that, especially on the transgender lady and socialist guy.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FAUXTON posted:

I'm assuming they hit the log off-center or missed it entirely, glanced the axe off the block/stump and into their foot because they weren't standing/swinging properly.

Yeah, that's what happened to the counsellor who was an Eagle Scout :laugh:

Genuine Fake
Oct 2, 2004

[Extemely America's Funniest Home Video-ishly]: AMERICA! AMEEERICA! THIS IS YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

h i g h e r
expectations

Serf
May 5, 2011


Squizzle posted:

i hope yr recovery has been and continues to be as smooth and complete as is possible :glomp:

the only thing i regret is that i happened on memorial day weekend, so i missed the last week of school. the last week is the FUN WEEK!!!

it'll be 20 years in may lol drat

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Every photo like this needs to be placed next to a photo of hilary hawking her book in a costco

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




juche avocado posted:

how does zegermans always manage to hit on a perfect dewheel

zegermans is like the platonic ideal of a nuisance gremlin poster

almost aways worth a 6er, almost never meriting worse

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

orange juche is a poster who exists and is my friend and is good

i mean maybe the posts arent good anymore but

is there a poster named juchero because it seems like there should be

e: looks like there is but all they do is play games apparently

Duscat has issued a correction as of 17:14 on Nov 8, 2017

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Squizzle posted:

zegermans is like the platonic ideal of a nuisance gremlin poster

almost aways worth a 6er, almost never meriting worse

my lf hero was prince of dicks

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Genuine Fake posted:

[Extemely America's Funniest Home Video-ishly]: AMERICA! AMEEERICA! THIS IS YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!

someone needs to make a racism compilation video set to this asap

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Iron Crowned posted:

Yeah, that's what happened to the counsellor who was an Eagle Scout :laugh:

Yep, gotta line up properly and make sure the arc of the axe fully intersects with either the log or the block/stump. Also swing straight and don't slide the hand down the handle until you're on the downstroke so that you have the direction and angle locked in by the time gravity is doing its thing.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

trump's vacation slide game on point

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

The farther away from big cities you go in America the more things begin to revolve around ATV's:

- End up being responsible for most accidental ER visits

- ATV theft for reselling for meth/other drugs is the most common cause of ending up in jail

- The local ATV dealer is a pillar of the community

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

pushpins posted:

Every photo like this needs to be placed next to a photo of hilary hawking her book in a costco

sorry photos of hillary cost $50

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Shageletic posted:

a sick day at home is alot less fun as an adult

go buy a bottle of liquor. keep your BAC above .3 for the whole day and it will kill all the germs and poo poo in your blood and phlegm and stuff

im a doctor those are orders

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

FAUXTON posted:

I'm assuming they hit the log off-center or missed it entirely, glanced the axe off the block/stump and into their foot because they weren't standing/swinging properly.

I'm imagining the physics involved in hitting yourself in the foot with a wood axe and just can't figure it out, like it'd be easier to axe yourself in the rear end in a top hat

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

trump will buy a Chinese friend for baron

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

the only thing i regret is that i happened on memorial day weekend, so i missed the last week of school. the last week is the FUN WEEK!!!

it'll be 20 years in may lol drat

have you ever upgraded yr cybernetics w new abilities??? you could put a retractable blade in, or get socket wrench toes

maybe a cb radio, to talk to truckers w yr foot

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

who's the orange bum standing next to the most powerful leader in the world?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

a.lo posted:

Actually last night was BAD for Democrats

Here's why:

its because democrats now will think we're winning and everything is fine so we can go back to low effort radical centrism, when really we need to be ready to riot any given week if need be

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

a.lo posted:

trump will buy a Chinese friend for bacon

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

the only 2nd degree burn I ever had was accidentally touching the muffler trying to restart my cousin's 4 wheeler, because of course the muffler was right next to the rip cord.

Serf
May 5, 2011


the bitcoin of weed posted:

I'm imagining the physics involved in hitting yourself in the foot with a wood axe and just can't figure it out, like it'd be easier to axe yourself in the rear end in a top hat

basically you get the distance wrong, underswing and miss the log. the arch carries the axe head down into the dirt or your foot. its not pretty

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Elephanthead posted:

Don't forget the endless recall efforts after that, especially on the transgender lady and socialist guy.

Nevada may be the only state in the union that allows you to recall a legislator for literally any reason.

  • Locked thread