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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




that really ought to be an onion video

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




i could have sworn this was already a product in the early 00s.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

the idea of speed running games is a modern influencer of the rising authoritarian tide (meaning facism) imho

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bulgakov posted:

the idea of speed running games is a modern influencer of the rising authoritarian tide (meaning facism) imho

thanks general jack ripper

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



idgi

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's a reference to the paranoid imaginings of a character from dr. strangelove, except instead of fluoridation it's speed running

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wow ive completely forgotten that

i should watch it again

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you should, it's a really good movie

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
our precious bodily fluids

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i loved it, its just been 15+ years since last i saw it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Powaqoatse posted:

i loved it, its just been 15+ years since last i saw it

same. same :stare:

like almost exactly same

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
bigador is very good

https://twitter.com/gausswerks/status/927598759047057408

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


hell yeah



traveling this week but as soon as i'm back it's war crimes time

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Crusader posted:

hell yeah



traveling this week but as soon as i'm back it's war crimes time

play it on your work laptop

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

infernal machines posted:

thanks general jack ripper

read this as a millennium challenge 2002 reference

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Crusader posted:

hell yeah



traveling this week but as soon as i'm back it's war crimes time

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
https://twitter.com/onebrightlight/status/927287245953892352

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

ok got this last night, it's good and cool

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


Is this a high school or some super lovely company?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

taqueso posted:

Is this a high school or some super lovely company?

locked common bathrooms are not uncommon in multi tenant office buildings

have you never seen that before?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

hobbesmaster posted:

locked common bathrooms are not uncommon in multi tenant office buildings

have you never seen that before?

i have not

but we dont have a homeless population here (socialism ftw)

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



hobbesmaster posted:

locked common bathrooms are not uncommon in multi tenant office buildings

have you never seen that before?

most of the time it's a straightforward code punch or badge swipe to get in, not having to to scan a qr code or finger gently caress an app

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that particular door is part of a new startup that offers a subscription service to access luxury bathrooms through an online queue, read a few pages back in the tech bubble thread

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

haveblue posted:

that particular door is part of a new startup that offers a subscription service to access luxury bathrooms through an online queue, read a few pages back in the tech bubble thread

Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Cyberpunk 2017: Luxury bathrooms with an online queue

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Midjack posted:

most of the time it's a straightforward code punch or badge swipe to get in, not having to to scan a qr code or finger gently caress an app

trying to replace badges with apps is a thing people are doing but....

haveblue posted:

that particular door is part of a new startup that offers a subscription service to access luxury bathrooms through an online queue, read a few pages back in the tech bubble thread

lol forever

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Cyberpunk 2017: Luxury bathrooms with an online queue

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
You want to pee? Well, a toilet is available if you give this app access to your contacts list, microphone, camera, files etc.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

gotta be sure you have the proper social connections before you are allowed into the luxury toilet

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

gotta be sure you have the proper social connections before you are allowed into the luxury toilet

if you fall under a 4.6 rating well uh we’re waiting for one of our competitors to “disrupt” that

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



SwitchbladeKult posted:

Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Cyberpunk 2017: Luxury bathrooms with an online queue

Sagebrush posted:

It's neat how if you get to that bathroom and it's gated behind that app, the method of retaliation is immediately obvious

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


:piaa:

it’s probably
America which would mean pissing on a door makes you a sex offender

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



or a crowbar

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



The idea itself is pretty ridiculous, but later in the thread when that guy going on as though the entire concept of private/"customer use only" bathrooms are somehow a new form of capitalist savagery over our biological needs is kinda absurd.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Goddamn quote is not edit.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Taintrunner posted:

if you fall under a 4.6 rating well uh we’re waiting for one of our competitors to “disrupt” that

that was a good Black Mirror ep.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

A few places I was at in rural Romania, the bathrooms were free, but the toilet paper... that'll cost ya

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Sagebrush posted:

A few places I was at in rural Romania, the bathrooms were free, but the toilet paper... that'll cost ya

there's places in mexico you pay to use the bathroom and tp is extra

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
interesting, I hear there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://i.imgur.com/tYHxuAR.gifv

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm the temporary blindness

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