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Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Elfface posted:

Wasn't there a time we thought Jacky was gonna be Tyrannus in disguise? Is he actually going to turn out to be Kraven or something?

We also thought Aunt Anna would be involved in the plot in some way, but NSM makes fools of us all.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was expecting jacky to make moley the hollywood star he was always meant to be

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jacky?


More like Jackal.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Push El Burrito posted:

Jacky?


More like Jackal.

If they start the storyline now, they can have him appear as Jack-O-Lantern in time for Halloween next year.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



yaaaay

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
The continuity in NSM is intense.

...this is going to lead to him going into "I MUST FIND MY WIFE" lizardmode again, isn't it?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I was hoping for the nsm clone saga

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


If it doesn't I will be quite disappointed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter that is the stupidest idea you've ever had... and you're Newspaper Spider-Man!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



even the pr guy looks disappointed in you, peter

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
^ Exactly what I thought.



The face of a man who's all too familiar with Newspaper Spider-Man.

Edit: Also going to point out that Peter's idea of fun in Florida - after a journey plagued with multiple super-villain encounters - is to intentionally seek out the guy who turns into a giant man-lizard. :downs:

Stahlgeist fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Nov 8, 2017

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Wait, did we really have a story where Conners' wife died in NSM?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

notthegoatseguy posted:

Wait, did we really have a story where Conners' wife died in NSM?
No, but we had a story in 2003 where the poorly-drawn lizardman was around doing lizard things and trying to find his (still living) wife.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Watch as The Lizard try to marry Aunt May, the most lizard-looking human after him.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jerusalem posted:

Peter that is the stupidest idea you've ever had... and you're Newspaper Spider-Man!

Second. The number one is being a mets fan

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Wasn't the agent guy blond at some point?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



please do not question the impeccable colorists of newspaper spider-man

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Called it!

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

The MSJ posted:

Watch as The Lizard try to marry Aunt May, the most lizard-looking human after him.

Sure, break my heart a second time. I don't need another failed wedding in this strip.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Begemot posted:

Called it!

Well played, sir. :golfclap:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So this is our tie-in arc for the release of The Amazing Spider-man?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


"It's time for Dr. Connor's antidote redose."

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Scaramouche posted:

Wasn't the agent guy blond at some point?

It's a miracle he's still caucasian.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's a miracle he's still caucasian.


Scaramouche posted:

Wasn't the agent guy blond at some point?

You're all missing the obvious clue

Newspaper Spider-Man: Secret Invasion

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

NEXT: it's not just a phase, mom!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Wasn't MJ part of the last NSM Lizard fiasco?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lizard kidnapped her, believing she was his wife

Funny how that kind of thing keeps happening to MJ.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Bold direction of NSM to adapt Shed to the funny papers, let’s see if it pays off.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


i'm digging the decision to just cut the panel off halfway through Peter's face. Not sure why but I like it.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

ZeroCount posted:

i'm digging the decision to just cut the panel off halfway through Peter's face. Not sure why but I like it.

It leaves you just enough to imagine how horrified Peter's expression is

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

The Unnamed One posted:

Bold direction of NSM to adapt Shed to the funny papers, let’s see if it pays off.

It's a natural fit:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Unnamed One posted:

Bold direction of NSM to adapt Shed to the funny papers, let’s see if it pays off.

Spider-Man will have to keep making decoy sons for Connors to eat, like a rock wearing childrens clothes or a ball of web

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's a natural fit:



The proportional strength, agility, and intellect of a spider.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005


weekday penciler/colorist palm trees are the best palm trees.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Cat Mattress posted:

The proportional strength, agility, and intellect of a spider.

Come now. The spiders have never done anything to you to earn such a comment.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


SilverSupernova posted:

Come now. The spiders have never done anything to you to earn such a comment.

They gave their powers to Peter Parker, while Cat Mattress got bitten by a radioactive catbed. Have some sympathy.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


jyrque posted:



"It's time for Dr. Connor's antidote redose."

Can't post that without the prequel:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!


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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

I'm glad the art's as strong as ever.

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