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kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
Doggos weren't meant to be in war

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Jesus is the son of both God and Joseph. You can't explain that.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

:thunk:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

okay so I was offline for like 7 hours and

-louis ck molester
-Roy Moore pedo
-Stock crash
-World War 3?
-Piss Tape real

am I missing anything? Will ANNIVERSARY DAY get any better?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

did he just say he doesn't believe in jesus christ's divinity

when your hypocrisy pushes you out of the lord's light because you were too zealous to defend child molestation :angel:

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



alnilam posted:

lol every single drat one of their headlines is never the factual thing but the headline text always describse someone (on their side)'s reaction to the story

i know none of this is news or a surprise to any of you but seriously it's the same pattern every loving time
it's not HILLARY: "BLAH BLAH BALH" which would literally be them reporting and letting us decide, it's HILLARY CRITICIZED BY MANY FOR STATEMENT, which okay is technically true but so is 'fox news accused of eating poop" that doesn't make it good journalism
it's not "MOORE ACCUSED OF PEDOPHILIA" it's "MOORE DECRIES ACCUSATIONS AS 'BASELESS'"
it's not TRUMP SIGNS E.O. ABOUT IMMIGRATION it's IMMIGRATION REFORM LEADERS PRAISE TRUMP E.O.

it's not WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET HASHBROWNS it's MCDONALDS SLAMMED FOR ENDING BREAKFAST EARLY

late already won the breakfast wars

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ben Nerevarine posted:

Jesus is the son of both God and Joseph. You can't explain that.

two dads eh :thunk:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015




people who don't send their neighbors to the hospital over yard waste disputes: effete coastal "bubblers" lmao


get the gently caress out of OK for your own good

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

this is the future liberals want

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

GrimGypsy posted:

okay so I was offline for like 7 hours and

-louis ck molester
-Roy Moore pedo
-Stock crash
-World War 3?
-Piss Tape real

am I missing anything? Will ANNIVERSARY DAY get any better?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
you would think if there were any group that knew a word for joseph's relationship to mary it would be conservatives in 2017

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


so Muhammad is ok now I guess

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

GrimGypsy posted:

okay so I was offline for like 7 hours and

-louis ck molester
-Roy Moore pedo
-Stock crash
-World War 3?
-Piss Tape real

am I missing anything? Will ANNIVERSARY DAY get any better?

mcrib is back

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




i will never understand why he or anyone else thought this was a good picture to take and publish

"Ok sir, get your underage daughter's long legs out there...now put her on your bed...now make her kiss you while you take a phone call. Yeah. perfect."

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lastgirl posted:

its not uncommon to unleash attack dogs in the leaf blower wars to undermine the enemy's effort at consolidated leaf centers

https://i.imgur.com/gHZNfcc.mp4

i will nev ever be this happy and joyful in my entire life even upon viewing the :pisstape: for the 420th time as it is real :pisstape: :pisstape: :piss: :pisstape:

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Typo posted:

wait I thought god was the parent of jesus

God knocked up a teenager

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


cumshitter posted:

for a second i thought this was a picture of mcconnel dead on his senate office floor

:911:

we all have are dreams personally i dreaem 4 TRUMP to piss his rear end extravagantly when hes walking down the air force one stairs and it splashes into kushners mouth causing him to trip and get sucked into the jet engine and nobody even notices lmbo and then like a month later trimp is like hey where's that one guy with the dweeb voice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

GrimGypsy posted:

okay so I was offline for like 7 hours and

-louis ck molester
-Roy Moore pedo
-Stock crash
-World War 3?
-Piss Tape real

am I missing anything? Will ANNIVERSARY DAY get any better?

tax bill cratering

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mirthless posted:

uh

to be honest

he's right?

the way the bubblers are acting about this whole thing is kind of mind blowing tbh

I acknowledge it exists and I can understand the psychology. But that doesn't change the fact it's grown men behaving shamefully like children. Why does every drat thing in middle america have to get tainted by their issues with masculinity. Guns, lawns, SUVs. Everything includes a phallus (WHICH IS LARGE, BELIEVE ME).

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017
new means tested approach to hitting on women:

state i have mental problems
suddenly fall into angry public masturbation while love interest sits in front of me awkwardly

Princess Died has issued a correction as of 22:04 on Nov 9, 2017

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/928728960304910336

no jury will convict him

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Al! posted:

i hate leaves. they're wet and smelly and they get everywhere.

*anakin runs into leaf pile*
padme, crying: anakin, you're going somewhere i can't follow!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

GrimGypsy posted:

okay so I was offline for like 7 hours and

-louis ck molester
-Roy Moore pedo
-Stock crash
-World War 3?
-Piss Tape real

am I missing anything? Will ANNIVERSARY DAY get any better?

Piss Tape has always been real, but other than that you're good.
And maybe Gary Cohn dosen't understand how poor people work.
Been a pretty quiet morning from TRUMP now that I think about it.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

God knocked up a teenager

men abusing women literally goes to the top

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



wait is it infrastructure week again

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

except for foley and hastart

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Al-Saqr posted:

Gerard Depardeu might be a giant piece of poo poo, but he's the only actor who actually physically assaulted harvey weinstein:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQWiK3AGjGs

owns

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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angerbeet posted:

Oh cool Gorka got a show on Fox or something. I'm glad to have GORRKAA back in my life.

The show is on Fox Sports and it's Gorka hunting the most dangerous game

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Jesus is the son of both God and Joseph. You can't explain that.

A child with two fathers?
:bahgawd:

edit: guys don't steal my lame jokes on advance

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Al! posted:

not only that but mary was a virgin. thats kind of one of the big deals about jesus

So, God is a CHad?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

God knocked up a teenager

Roy Moore: A Godly Man

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

kibaces posted:

A child with two fathers?
:bahgawd:
:captainpop:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


YOU A loving HAT posted:

i will never understand why he or anyone else thought this was a good picture to take and publish

"Ok sir, get your underage daughter's long legs out there...now put her on your bed...now make her kiss you while you take a phone call. Yeah. perfect."

Trump wants to gently caress he daughter

The ivanka one not the Tiffany one

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

alnilam posted:

*anakin runs into leaf pile*
padme, crying: anakin, you're going somewhere i can't follow!

lmao

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



this guy fucks children, guaranteed

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

its not uncommon to unleash attack dogs in the leaf blower wars to undermine the enemy's effort at consolidated leaf centers

https://i.imgur.com/gHZNfcc.mp4

extremely good puppy dog

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Roy moore lmfao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mirthless posted:

:siren: PISS TAPE IS REAL :siren:

:siren: PISS TAPE IS REAL :siren:

:siren: PISS TAPE IS REAL :siren:

:siren: PISS TAPE IS REAL :siren:

the russians would have known when his bodyguard went to bed, they spy on all of their high profile guests.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




spoken like a man who may soon have his own "dalliances" uncovered

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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