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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sapozhnik posted:

i'm curious, why telegram instead of signal

because telegram is russian

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i dont think they even are aware of the whole encryption thing, our infosec is so bad we could be penetrated by subsonic toaster oven

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Sapozhnik posted:

i'm curious, why telegram instead of signal

people are very enthusiastic about telegram bots and stuff

telegram also doesn’t do end to end encryption by default, you gotta start a secret chat which most people indeed don’t use. i haven’t heard about anyone using signal (apart from people i introduced to it). whatsapp is very popular and that’s e2e so there’s that, but telegram deffo wins among russian devs

Bulgogi Hoagie fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Nov 9, 2017

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

people are very enthusiastic about telegram bots and stuff

oh right, telegram publics with forbidden putin may mays

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



isn't telegram the one that rolled its own encryption that's already been broken

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Endless Mike posted:

isn't telegram the one that rolled its own encryption that's already been broken

I think we've already covered that it's Russian, yes?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
wait until all your important data is handled by Yandex ClickHouse DBMS, and everything is programmed in kotlin and refal

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

wait until all your important data is handled by Yandex ClickHouse DBMS, and everything is programmed in kotlin and refal

they were pushing clickhouse dbms but i pushed the bone matter of some skulls in so we have postgre 10 now for that project. same marketing clowns also tried to later push microsoft sql server (which is profoundly good idea, hampered by the fact that my week of evenings on msdn gave me more knowledge of the sql server than their championed lead developer had), but ended up doing what they always do, try to verbally poo poo themselves out of a situation so that they "din do nuffin"

kotlin is too compotenet for us, welcome to laravel data engine in production.

refal is probably too old for all except our resident ex-gru uncle

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Endless Mike posted:

isn't telegram the one that rolled its own encryption that's already been broken

yes

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i dont think they even are aware of the whole encryption thing, our infosec is so bad we could be penetrated by subsonic toaster oven

:yossame:

my company laptop running windows 10 enterprise edition isn’t even encrypted. steal 10 choice laptops, steal the whole business

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
whats a "column-oriented" dbms

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Maximum Leader posted:

whats a "column-oriented" dbms

That depends: Doric, Ionic, or Corinthian?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Schadenboner posted:

That depends: Doric, Ionic, or Corinthian?

neoclassical stalinist

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Maximum Leader posted:

whats a "column-oriented" dbms

something you use when you know you want to gather a lot of data but you have no idea what the gently caress you're actually going to do with it

EnergizerFellow
Oct 11, 2005

More drunk than a barrel of monkeys

Schadenboner posted:

That depends: Doric, Ionic, or Corinthian?

does corinthian leather count?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

cinci zoo sniper posted:

to clarify, onenote :v:

i started using onenote after sticky notes poo poo the bed but it turned out to be horrible bloatware and switched to simple note instead

microshart makes a lot of stuff i want to like i guess

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

syscall girl posted:

i started using onenote after sticky notes poo poo the bed but it turned out to be horrible bloatware and switched to simple note instead

microshart makes a lot of stuff i want to like i guess

Real one note is good. One note that comes free in win 8 is bad.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

onenote's the only thing i miss moving off of windows for work

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Maximum Leader posted:

whats a "column-oriented" dbms

it refers to the storage strategy

in a regular row oriented DB, all fields for one item are stored close together for fast retrieval of the whole item. to search, one relies on pre-created indices. the database scheme is designed in advance for a known query pattern. expected queries are fast, unexpected queries are slow.

in a column db, all values for one field are grouped together. scanning across the column is fast, but gathering all fields for any given item could take a while. the idea is to handle unexpected, ad-hoc queries better, at the cost of never being particularly fast.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

cis autodrag posted:

Real one note is good. One note that comes free in win 8 is bad.
the windows store app version of onenote comes free with windows 10, i have to assume that's the same version that came in windows 8?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




anthonypants posted:

the windows store app version of onenote comes free with windows 10, i have to assume that's the same version that came in windows 8?
i think its a previous gen version, which was built for windows rt compatibility

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

anthonypants posted:

the windows store app version of onenote comes free with windows 10, i have to assume that's the same version that came in windows 8?

Yarp

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




wish me luck, im going to try excel 365 web version

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




its really loving good and smooth, mama mia :staredog:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
did microsoft ever put a toggle to remove the annoying office ui animations? i know they have a registry key for it which i used cuz gently caress that

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

cis autodrag posted:

Real one note is good. One note that comes free in win 8 is bad.

this is true, and importantly: the real onenote is free too, just hit the desktop link on https://www.onenote.com/download

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
the killer unknown feature of onenote is the OCR. its positively delightful.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
print to OneNote rules too

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I use meeting notes a lot

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




orange sky posted:

I use meeting notes a lot

do these integrate with gcal?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Not that I know but you can probably do it with ifttt

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

local notebooks still not supported on the mac lol

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

carry on then posted:

local notebooks still not supported on the mac lol

why would you not be putting those in onedrive?

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

why would you not be putting those in onedrive?

not an approved cloud storage provider at work

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

hahahahahahahahaha yeah I'm sure Box.net is much better

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

carry on then posted:

local notebooks still not supported on the mac lol

nothing noteworthy is done on a mac

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

cinci zoo sniper posted:

its really loving good and smooth, mama mia :staredog:

no poo poo. web apps have gotten real good over the past 5 years or so.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

akadajet posted:

no poo poo. web apps have gotten real good over the past 5 years or so.

Steve Was Right

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

syscall girl posted:

i started using onenote after sticky notes poo poo the bed but it turned out to be horrible bloatware and switched to simple note instead

microshart makes a lot of stuff i want to like i guess

We've stopped using onenote at work but not before we accumulated vast quantities of nested notes in loads of shared note files. It's terrible. Put things in onenote if you never want to find them every again.

That said, the automatic OCR stuff is cool as hell.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




akadajet posted:

no poo poo. web apps have gotten real good over the past 5 years or so.

you mist a gigantic asterisk of competent development workforce behind them

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