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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dark Off posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblLBI33Uvw dev's selling SSD's in new egg i would guess this is new low the developers

Christ, a new low is finding out that loving NewEgg has a TV programme.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Zest posted:

Look at this Bun. It is the platonic ideal of bun. :kimchi:

This is a pygmy rabbit, North America's smallest rabbit species and sadly endangered. There are efforts to preserve them,
but all endangered species survival now depend on the whims of the current gatekeepers in Washington. I find them to be
quite adorable with their little cat-like faces and I really want to pinch their little cheeks :3:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_rabbit



Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Zest posted:

Look at this Bun. It is the platonic ideal of bun. :kimchi:

I hope that is the only version of bun ideas you have, cause if not...

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Dark Off posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblLBI33Uvw&t=2448s dev's selling SSD's in new egg i would guess this is new low for the developers

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Lladre posted:

I hope that is the only version of bun ideas you have, cause if not...

That is specifically the type of bun that my anaconda is interested in.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblLBI33Uvw&t=4384s

"we want 3.0 out by the end of the year"

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Thoatse posted:

This is a pygmy rabbit, North America's smallest rabbit species and sadly endangered. There are efforts to preserve them,
but all endangered species survival now depend on the whims of the current gatekeepers in Washington. I find them to be
quite adorable with their little cat-like faces and I really want to pinch their little cheeks :3:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_rabbit





How do they taste compared to a regular rabbit?

Preen Dog
Nov 8, 2017

Dusty Lens posted:

That is specifically the type of bun that my anaconda is interested in.

What.



:magical:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNnUJNInoqk&t=29s

Preen Dog fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Nov 9, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

his nibs posted:

"we want 3.0 out by the end of the year"

*filmed during 2016.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dusty Lens posted:

That is specifically the type of bun that my anaconda is interested in.

I wouldn't want non without buns, son.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

AP posted:

*filmed during 2016.

I wanted to reply with "Of what year?" but you had already beaten me to the joke. Is Star Citizen becoming too predictable?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/928717813795127296

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015


Maybe I'm an idiot, but my understanding is maintenance mode is fixing minor bugs until you finish your secret dev build jesus patch or the software just dies completely. While I think either option would've been better for SC, they seem to have just kept on developing on top of their same broken pre-alpha demo for years now.

SCtrumpHaters
Oct 28, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
holy gently caress a game mechanic?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://pastebin.com/FsQw5kUk

quote:

SCLeaks Notes: Hello hello, this is the famous 3.0o patch. This patch was released yesterday and two tests were made. One with 48 players, and the other with 60 players, both testes were an overall success for CIG, since the performance was acceptable. (20~30 FPS)
More tests today, we will try to keep everyone up to date. Cya! o7

Star Citizen: the performance was acceptable. (20~30 FPS)

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv8yyqmd-Y&t=281s

quote:

Lead Gameplay Engineer
Cloud Imperium Games
Aug 2017 – Present

Software Engineer
Cloud Imperium Games
Mar 2016 – Aug 2017

Software Engineer
Zynga
Jan 2016 – Mar 2016
Mobile games developer using C# and Unity3D.

Software Engineer
Zindagi Games
Sep 2014 – Jan 2016
Video game programming including gameplay, user interfaces, audio, networking, and systems development.

At Zindagi I've had the opportunity to work on two games:

Elder Scrolls Online, UI engineer as part of a contracted team for the ESO console release on Xbox One and PS4. Developed and supported user interfaces designed for game controller input using Lua, XML, and C++.

Crazy Kitchen, mobile games programmer, using C# and Unity 3D.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv8yyqmd-Y&t=157s

So it's very close to complete and...

MilesK fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Nov 9, 2017

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Lladre posted:

Almost. Texan.

Them's fightin' words. :argh: :sweden:

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
Still can't figure out if Evocati is real or just more astroturfing from Swofford & Co.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

This is why Foundry end up having to fix all the poo poo from the kids in LA

Allegedly

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time

Daztek posted:

https://pastebin.com/FsQw5kUk

quote:

both testes were an overall success for CIG
When will we see them?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





HycoCam posted:

Still can't figure out if Evocati is real or just more astroturfing from Swofford & Co.

It would be insanely funny to find out that Evocati was completely made up this entire time. God I wish that was real.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



shrach posted:

When will we see them?

As soon as Surface_Detail posts them!

HycoCam posted:

Still can't figure out if Evocati is real or just more astroturfing from Swofford & Co.

It's real (bad)

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

SomethingJones posted:

This is why Foundry end up having to fix all the poo poo from the kids in LA

Allegedly

I don't watch many of these anymore, but caught that bit. I like the reactions in the background, like the bugsmashers guy waiting for the punchline to the story being what caused the bug but no, the end is just a laugh, because gently caress knows man. The new laptops, the two guys on their phones looking at funny poo poo on the internet in meetings.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

It would be insanely funny to find out that Evocati was completely made up this entire time. God I wish that was real.

It's real, they bought into the increased player count bullshit so fast and leaked it immediately as expected. It's actually quite clever for CIG, negative leak, a witch hunt to get you banned, say positive stuff and they aren't that bothered.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





AP posted:

It's real, they bought into the increased player count bullshit so fast and leaked it immediately as expected. It's actually quite clever for CIG, negative leak, a witch hunt to get you banned, say positive stuff and they aren't that bothered.

Oh I don't doubt Evocati's realness, nor the realness of CIG's bullshit mindgames. I was saying I wish my fantasy of "Okay it turns out Evocati testing never existed" would be real. That would break so many goddamn brains.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

AP posted:

I don't watch many of these anymore, but caught that bit. I like the reactions in the background, like the bugsmashers guy waiting for the punchline to the story being what caused the bug but no, the end is just a laugh, because gently caress knows man. The new laptops, the two guys on their phones looking at funny poo poo on the internet in meetings.

People think they're crunching? They aren't crunching. It's all bollocks, every single piece of output from CIG is designed to sell ships and that's it.

Oh look at us working late, working on a Saturday. Yeah right.

They're all loving around with their little tech demos and learning what they can and all the flashy video work is farmed out.

Sandi shows up to record her weekly poo poo show and then fucks off.

It's amazing to me that it only takes a few thousand people to fund it all.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Tippis posted:

Them's fightin' words. :argh: :sweden:

Both have normally two legs and two arms. Close enough.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






I almost feel bad for Ol' Cymelion here. That dude is so loving bent out of shape by evocati existing that there's no way it doesn't ruin the game for him a little bit long after it even ceases to be an issue.

Wow, feeling bad for Cymelion... I'm getting soft.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard






Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Another week, another CIG "invention". Accelleration and easing functions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv8yyqmd-Y&t=1149s

I wonder how much they can license this tech for?

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015


Cymelion did say if they ever released a delta patcher before disbanding Evocati that there'd be hell to pay, and "It would be loving done right". Now he has to try and out-FUD goons all by himself.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Zzr posted:

Both have normally two legs and two arms. Close enough.

He said Texan. So the n-word is right out.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard






AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

SomethingJones posted:

Sandi shows up to record her weekly poo poo show and then fucks off.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba-sUQpheJp


Harold Pinter's one act play about life in a totalitarian state, or America next year. Presented by The Commissarriat of Enlightenment.


Our set for One for the Road, designed by the inimitable Roderick Jaynes.

#Tickets free

AP fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Nov 9, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I'm guessing "Go hi-wake and scan yourself" is the ultra spicy space burn that dude came up with since it's also in his sig.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Evocati is a false flag created by MoMA to trap Derek Smart in a web of lies.
:tinfoil:

Bayonnefrog
Nov 9, 2017

Been lurking a long time. Posting in this epic thread for posterity.

The development of the Eve Online wannabee game. The vaporware that is constantly in development. Most of what they want to do is being done already by Eve Online. Also if it ever does come out what are the crybaby redditors going to say when someone (possibly Goons) come and blow up their $750 ships? Hilarious. Scam Citizen.

edit: also mad respect to the posters on this board for seeing through the bs and doubletalk of the leader of this project. Well done.

Bayonnefrog fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 9, 2017

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Preen Dog
Nov 8, 2017



This guy is legit amazing. He filled 9 full minutes, emphatic and believable, bragging about how they spent man-weeks (and writing a separate exe for testing) tuning the acceleration curve of the hyperspacing ships. Literally, how fast do we want to lerp to the jump destination and what particle effects should play for different speeds. The guy fully understands that this is an inexcusable waste of time while critical features and bugs are ignored, but he still manages to come across as a visionary code-philosopher doing God's work.

And the painstakingly made notes, a-la Se7en. It's beautiful.

Preen Dog fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Nov 9, 2017

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