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Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Have we had a round yet where there's actually a showdown, or has every round been won by everyone else offing themselves?

# ? Nov 10, 2017 14:09

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 10:44

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

how soon we forget hideo kojima triumphantly pushing a decrepit old man on wheels down a hill into lava

this is the first round where the winner didn't have any kills, I believe. can't see that happening again without another crazy early arena event to thin the herd.

# ? Nov 10, 2017 14:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

E: how can it be that this silly Internet game is so much more entertaining than a billion dollar Hollywood production?

# ? Nov 10, 2017 14:29

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

NO gently caress NOT HERBIE

# ? Nov 10, 2017 15:24

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

Lmao this game takes anticlimactic to the next level. Rocks fall, almost everybody dies.

# ? Nov 10, 2017 16:59

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

GOD DAMMIT

DOGGO

# ? Nov 10, 2017 18:08

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Well congrats to Mr. Bones for...living?....

a skeleton

# ? Nov 10, 2017 18:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

The Walrus posted:

how soon we forget hideo kojima triumphantly pushing a decrepit old man on wheels down a hill into lava

I don't.

Anyway, do we submit our fresh combatants now? After the upcoming season, the previous winners will be dumped back in!

# ? Nov 10, 2017 18:28

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

Well if we are going for Fresh combatants. I've got a couple.

Skullomania

Darksydephil

# ? Nov 10, 2017 18:42

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

I nominate...

Stone Cold Steve Austin

and

Mike Ehrmantraut

# ? Nov 10, 2017 18:58

Val Helmethead: Apr 24, 2009; Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

An Ordinary Llama

An Art Collector

# ? Nov 10, 2017 19:24

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Orenthal James Simpson

The XM25

DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 10, 2017

# ? Nov 10, 2017 19:27

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I nominate

THIS BEE

and

A CONFUSED MAN

# ? Nov 10, 2017 19:49

Polly Toodle: Apr 21, 2010; CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!

In honor Sega Saturn's Mr.Bones victory...Segata Sanshiro!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc3AK8k90xw

Adrian Monk

# ? Nov 10, 2017 19:49

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I nominate the following:

Irresponsible Dad.

LORE: Things haven't been very kind to this single father: a mortgage that still needs to be paid, a divorced wife, AND custody of a child, whom he doubts is even his ever since she "mysteriously" showed up late at home every day! To make matters worse, he hasn't heard of his friend, Wheelchair Guy, ever since he quit competing in the happy wheels races and mumbled something about the Hunger Games, never seen again. Perhaps that was his ticket to happiness, and perhaps the same shall will ring true to Irresponsible Dad.

I also nominate:

Uncle Woody.

LORE: Uncle Woody's Fun Park had a good run, but it faced hard times. The Gauchos somehow overcame the Daredevils and assaulted the fun park, possibly the help of someone who previously assisted the Daredevils. Nonetheless, Uncle Woody was pissed. In his anger, ordered all the carnival folk an all-out war on the Gauchos, ending their Arizona rivalry once and for all with the razing of the B.W.J Airport. With the Gauchos taken care of, Uncle Woody sought bigger frontiers and thus enlisted in the Hunger Games, intent on getting the same message he delivered to the Gauchos to the rest of the rats competing: he's no Mother Teresa, and certainly not a loving boy scout!

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:10

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

I'm not putting Aatrek in.

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:15

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

ENTERING THE TWO MOST DANGEROUS SA HG PARTICIPANTS

THE DARK

A TREE

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:40

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

I hereby nominate

Freeza!

and Johnny Rotten!

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:46

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The Walrus posted:

I'm not putting Aatrek in.

ok I changed my entry then.

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:49

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I nominate :

Butcher pete

And featuring the one and only, the amazing Tricky Dick!

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 10, 2017

# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:59

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Jon Arbuckle

Jeb!

# ? Nov 10, 2017 21:16

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

That's not Jon Arbuckle!

Here is the real one:

Jon Arbuckle (left)

# ? Nov 10, 2017 21:23

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

ok I changed my entry then.

thanks, I just didn't see any outcome that could be good or satisfying for it unless i reset the game a bunch of times until he died first and horribly.

I nominate

Rincewind

and

Donald J Trump

# ? Nov 10, 2017 22:47

Chicken Doodle: May 16, 2007

I see your Trump and raise you a MERKEL!

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# ? Nov 10, 2017 22:55

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAgSWR8u-v8

# ? Nov 11, 2017 00:47

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I nominate
SLY MARBO

AND

MAGIKARP

# ? Nov 11, 2017 00:53

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

The image of Herbie attempting to climb a tree is wonderful

# ? Nov 11, 2017 01:35

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

I nominate Master Shake :

And Carl Brutananadilewski:

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Nov 11, 2017

# ? Nov 11, 2017 01:52

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I nominate Mecha-Hitler

And Elderly Hitler

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Nov 11, 2017

# ? Nov 11, 2017 02:14

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Well in that case I nominate Old BJ

and New BJ

Can't just have a team of Hitlers running around without a counter.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Nov 11, 2017

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:07

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Hudson

Hicks

Got my money on Hudson.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:30

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I nominate

Al Bundy:

and

the dirtiest player in the game, Ric Flair!

# ? Nov 11, 2017 04:31

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

If Uncle Woody and Irresponsible dad bite the dust I am going to loving root for Ric Flair.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 05:22

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

These two characters could contribute a lot

A Pakled

and the Klingon Chancellor Gowron

....and I don't know why the images don't show?

Sad King Billy fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Nov 11, 2017

# ? Nov 11, 2017 13:49

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Vlonald Prump posted:

I nominate Master Shake :

And Carl Brutananadilewski:

seconded on both and throw meatwad in too if he hasnt done one of these yet

# ? Nov 11, 2017 14:19

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

For the next round, I nominate

Tony Soprano

versus

Donbot

# ? Nov 11, 2017 15:26

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

I nominate

B�rd Hoksrud Norwegian minister of transport, Segway enthusiast.

and

Skavenscribe

# ? Nov 11, 2017 15:39

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Sad King Billy posted:

....and I don't know why the images don't show?

Because you've linked to the album pages, not to the images themselves. Use these links instead:
https://i.imgur.com/L9SEU1t.png
https://i.imgur.com/6xNyUQV.jpg

# ? Nov 11, 2017 15:53

I Said No: May 21, 2007; jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

My two nominations for this round:

#1: loving Horus

#2: Scratch

Also I told ya'll Mr. Bones is a good boy. :colbert:

# ? Nov 11, 2017 16:47

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 10:44

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Collateral Damage posted:

Because you've linked to the album pages, not to the images themselves. Use these links instead:
https://i.imgur.com/L9SEU1t.png
https://i.imgur.com/6xNyUQV.jpg

Thanks.

# ? Nov 11, 2017 17:14

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